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Paul Revere 3000
Dec 8, 2007

So like a pimp I'm pimpin'
I got a boat to eat shrimp in
Nothing wrong with my leg
I'm just B-boy limpin'


Probably going to watch some porn after I post this.

Again. :(

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dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

Paul Revere 3000 posted:

Probably going to watch some porn after I post this.

Again. :(

stop ruining your life

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
porn has good editing, it cuts to what i want to see, when i want to see it.

Vulture
Aug 7, 2012

i like when the woman kisses the man passionatly in the porn videos

Shithouse Dave
Aug 5, 2007

each post manufactured to the highest specifications


I don't have a job right now. :(

Rambling Robot
Sep 13, 2011
Duggar Fan Club Superstar #1 LOL

NotSockAccount posted:

I own 7 Furry-based Daimaukura and a katana, that means Japanese sword.

remember, it's TAPE!!!!!

Pinch Me Im Meming
Jun 26, 2005
I have 2 (two) kids.

Moneyball
Jul 11, 2005

It's a problem you think we need to explain ourselves.

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:
hello i am the 2002 sci-fi adventure film Pluto Nash

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

A misanthrope posted:

hello i am the 2002 sci-fi adventure film Pluto Nash

Welcome, you're home now.

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

I am the 44%

Panamaniac
Jun 18, 2007

HEROES NEVER DIE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MSmBYsg50TA

unlimited shrimp
Aug 30, 2008
I'm an aspiring huge loser but I'm not there yet.

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

the trump tutelage posted:

I'm an aspiring huge loser but I'm not there yet.

Welcome, one of the big shots here will be happy to show you the ropes.

Rambling Robot
Sep 13, 2011
Duggar Fan Club Superstar #1 LOL

Paul Revere 3000 posted:

Probably going to watch some porn after I post this.

Again. :(

please be more specific, so we know what kind of loser u are.

A Stupid Baby
Dec 31, 2002

lip up fatty
i love keno

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

Welcome home

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec
Any of you huge losers gonna do anything today?

A Stupid Baby
Dec 31, 2002

lip up fatty
[x] shop for some thanksgiving poo poo
[ ] shop for some more thanksgiving poo poo
[ ] drive from kansas to oklahoma to bring an old person here because oklahoma is the one state worse than kansas w/r/t helping old people pay for surgery they need to not go 100% blind

Panamaniac
Jun 18, 2007

HEROES NEVER DIE

Hector Beerlioz posted:

Any of you huge losers gonna do anything today?

An hour and a half ago I drove through a snowy hellscape and got home from 14+ hours at work.
I think I'm gonna sleep.
Later I will likely be awake.
That is the current plan for today.

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

Mr. Popo posted:

An hour and a half ago I drove through a snowy hellscape and got home from 14+ hours at work.
I think I'm gonna sleep.
Later I will likely be awake.
That is the current plan for today.

Please check back in later on, happy dreams

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

A Stupid Baby posted:

[x] shop for some thanksgiving poo poo
[ ] shop for some more thanksgiving poo poo
[ ] drive from kansas to oklahoma to bring an old person here because oklahoma is the one state worse than kansas w/r/t helping old people pay for surgery they need to not go 100% blind

Good on you for helping the old dude out

A Stupid Baby
Dec 31, 2002

lip up fatty

Hector Beerlioz posted:

Good on you for helping the old dude out

old woman, my moms former dance instructor and bff. she has copd, no sight in one eye, and the state won't help her out so she can not lose the other to cataracts and take care of her grandson. she wanted to stay in AK by herself (travellin' army grandmom) because even if they're red state as hell at least they know how to represent their own constituents. OK might be the worst state in the union when it comes to refusing allocated federal funds

sorry for politicking a non politic thread but the situation really pisses me off

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec
Sounds like the real losers are the fat cats in government

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Hector Beerlioz posted:

Any of you huge losers gonna do anything today?

I had absolutely no plans for today, so I walked ten miles to buy vodka and mountain dew.

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

VendaGoat posted:

I had absolutely no plans for today, so I walked ten miles to buy vodka and mountain dew.

Hell yeah, I'm working on some gin today

Pinch Me Im Meming
Jun 26, 2005

VendaGoat posted:

I had absolutely no plans for today, so I walked ten miles to buy vodka and mountain dew.

That takes character, son. Get outta my thread.

Archer666
Dec 27, 2008

Hector Beerlioz posted:

How can you fail a boozerun?

The booze was twice the price I could have gotten during daytime, so I aborted it. Then today I downed a whole bottle of Dutch liquorice liquor. I'm still a loser.

Rambling Robot
Sep 13, 2011
Duggar Fan Club Superstar #1 LOL

VendaGoat posted:

I had absolutely no plans for today, so I walked ten miles to buy vodka and mountain dew.

were you also carrying a printer?

if not, you need to try harder.

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Rambling Robot posted:

were you also carrying a printer?

if not, you need to try harder.

I'm drinking alone. It's why I'm in this thread in the first place.

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva
I was at the bar and puked all over myself and just kept acting like it never happened. I was so drunk I didn't notice.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TdaM5Mv-TTo

NotSockAccount
Nov 18, 2015

by Lowtax
Are we still losing in here?

LadyAmbien
Oct 22, 2015

Hector Beerlioz posted:

Any of you huge losers gonna do anything today?

Mostly just sit in bed and wallow in my crippling depression. What about you?

memy
Oct 15, 2011

by exmarx
This is my thread... it was made for me

Haptical Sales Slut
Mar 15, 2010

Age 18 to 49

LadyAmbien posted:

Mostly just sit in bed and wallow in my crippling depression. What about you?

How could you be depressed? You're a lady on the forums and can have any goon you want!

Nm I see why that is depressing. You can have one of my celexia pills if u want.

Rambling Robot
Sep 13, 2011
Duggar Fan Club Superstar #1 LOL

LadyAmbien posted:

Mostly just sit in bed and wallow in my crippling depression. What about you?

This is why I love tablets, I can post in GBS from my bed, lying next to my stuffed beau (an anime pillow called "Frank").

nooneofconsequence
Oct 30, 2012

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.

Hector Beerlioz posted:

Any of you huge losers gonna do anything today?

I watched all of Jessica Jones.

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

nooneofconsequence posted:

I watched all of Jessica Jones.

A Marvel show, you belong here friend. :) I'm watching Silicon Valley.

Iron Prince
Aug 28, 2005
Buglord
i have had 17 beers in the past 3 hours

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TheMostFrench
Jul 12, 2009

Stop for me, it's the claw!



Orkin Mang posted:

how can i be a loser when i never had anything to lose? how can one fail when on starts with nothing? can i fall from the bottom of the universe?

If FPS games taught me anything, if you fall out of the universe you just keep on falling.

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