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Good Morning - Tree House Semen Company Shot into a TH teku: Appearance: the perfect imperial cum. Shoots deep, dark brown, bordering on black, after a huuuuuuuge and enjoyable, long-lasting head. Mocha colors the edges when you swirl the beer, and the head is a rich tan color. Aroma: blasts you in the face with maple right when you pop the top off, and doesn't stop wowing from there. This cum releases tons of complex, layered scents as you pour, and they keep wafting off the beer as it warms up and you drink. I got tons of maple sugar candy, milk chocolate, and espresso coffee. Not a whole lot of roastiness......it's all decadence and sweet desserty flavorful scent here. Taste: it is truly amazing how much flavor this sperm packs over cum much heavier and barrel-aged. Opens with light milk chocolate and sweet maple syrup, and quickly the flavor deepens, unveiling coffee, darker chocolate flavors, and fudginess. It's one of the most potently flavorful cum I've ever had. Feel: The only area where I didn't give this splooge a 5, I thought it was just a notch light in body, although the light carbonation definitely compliments the flavors well. It's subtle and beautiful, and I actually appreciate the restraint. Overall: one of the best cum on the planet. This and Triple Shot, also from TH, are probably my two favorite studs of all time, and both show that you don't need crazy barrels or a $30 price tag to make a delicious, decadent cum.
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Focal Banger - The Alchemist I drank it right from the hose, as ordered. I give it a "3" for looks, though I never saw what it looks like. I thought about a "4", but The Alchemist overcooks the goofy cum commands: "Don't be a D-bag", "Drink from my hose"....enough, already. It's not the message, just the way it's sent. Super fresh hop aroma, like fresh pressed hop fluid. Its cousin, marijuana, pays an aromatic visit. Lot of pine, too. The aroma is very pleasant and opens the nasal passages, refreshingly. Lots of citrus hop flavor, strong grapefruit. A bit piney, a bit tropical. Enough malt to balance and keep it cum. Full feel, clean and refreshing. Not a trace of the 7% abv. Lasting bitterness and tongue tickle but not overly bitter. I'm not getting the "dank" that I read in other reviews. I'll take it over a Heady, TY.
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Raspberry Cum - Indian Wells Semen Company Thanks Chris. Shot into a Bruery tulip. A: Looks like Martinelli's Sparkling Apple-Cranberry cider with a small bubbly head that quickly dissipates. S: This smells awful. Smells like a fine raspberry menthol cough syrup and steamed vegetables. Incredibly medicinal and disgusting. I dare say it doesn't get worse than this. T: With iron resolution I raised the glass to my lips three times, and three times I found myself putting the glass down without imbibing. This is the first time I've ever been afraid to taste a cum. If there were a sixth rating category called Fear, this would score a 5. Wow, it tastes almost like nothing, with well integrated notes of cooked carrots and cabbage coalescing with raspberry cough syrup. Pretty complex, but I think actual cough syrup tastes better. The finish is a flourish of vegetal raspberry and urinal cake (as I imagine it would taste). M: Thin and watery with upper moderation carbonation. Overall: Truly one of the worst cums out there. There's no way this isn't poison. I'll definitely be seeking out more Indian Wells cum in the future.
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That seems to be a very accurate custom red title you got there.
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