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Son of Rodney
Feb 22, 2006

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The room was filled with the worlds foremost cum experts, some standing alone, most standing in small groups, talking in low voices. The conversations mostly revolve around this years excuisite indian harvest, with the occasional satisfied sigh to be heard across the room as a tasting is concluded.

Suddenly the main doors open slowly, producing a loud and penetrating creaking sound. Slowly the murmur fell away, as the people looked at the door and realized who had just entered. A shocked silence swept the room.

"Is it really her?" The french emissary whispered, eyes wide..

"I thought her a rumor, a legend" arch-duke Williams mumbled with no small amount of reverence. "Her supposed performance at the cum guzzlers fall festival of 1999 was something thought of as impossible "

As I watched her majesticly waddle to the other side of the room, eyes transfixed on the huge oak table which held the worlds finest cum, I knew this evening was something that would go down into the anals of history.

Yes, OPs mom had arrived.

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