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dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

Broenheim posted:

i hope you die op

haha me too :)

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Edmund Sparkler
Jul 4, 2003
For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

Looks like the yolk's on you, dad gay. :D

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo
My 4 y/o types like that!

Microwaves Mom
Nov 8, 2015

by zen death robot

Darth123123 posted:

My 4 y/o types like that!

he probably tells better jokes.

Edmund Sparkler
Jul 4, 2003
For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

i type like that when I'm j/o-ing because I only have one hand free

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
its was a pretty good pun and it was right loving there. i blew it so bad i actually had to repeat it out loud several times. it was soo pathetic

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

dad gay. so what posted:

its was a pretty good pun and it was right loving there. i blew it so bad i actually had to repeat it out loud several times. it was soo pathetic

Maybe autoban?

Moola
Aug 16, 2006
not good

not good at all

voted 2

raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
At the Chinese grocery they had the B Small eggs instead of the AA Large ones. Some of them were round, not even egg shaped. Chinamen.

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

Sheep-Goats posted:

At the Chinese grocery they had the B Small eggs instead of the AA Large ones. Some of them were round, not even egg shaped. Chinamen.

lol, you should have heard the pun i dropped on the housewives at king soopers today. i saw 2 people poo poo their pants. (adults)

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
Goddamnit I though of the best egg pun the other day, now I can't think of it.

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

ClamdestineBoyster posted:

Goddamnit I though of the best egg pun the other day, now I can't think of it.

i remember mine :smug: it was so badass

Nefarious 2.0
Apr 22, 2008

Offense is overrated anyway.

yolk? oh. oh, no

Giraffe
Dec 12, 2005

Soiled Meat
lovely thread. so what

raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

dad gay. so what posted:

lol, you should have heard the pun i dropped on the housewives at king soopers today. i saw 2 people poo poo their pants. (adults)

Sounds funky did it stink? lol

GABA ghoul
Oct 29, 2011

you seem tired and overworked, maybe you should take a veggcation

Ork of Fiction
Jul 22, 2013

dad gay. so what posted:

lol, you should have heard the pun i dropped on the housewives at king soopers today. i saw 2 people poo poo their pants. (adults)

Guys at the weed store told me that puns are the highest form of comedy. :D

Nefarious 2.0
Apr 22, 2008

Offense is overrated anyway.

i'm gonna take this thread to the swap meet

Microwaves Mom
Nov 8, 2015

by zen death robot

waitwhatno posted:

you seem tired and overworked, maybe you should take a veggcation

eggcellent idea.

GABA ghoul
Oct 29, 2011

Microwaves Mom posted:

eggcellent idea.

Eggalité, Fraternité, Liberté

A Neurotic Jew
Feb 17, 2012

by exmarx
doesn't sound like a big deal op.

Jukeboxblues
Jul 29, 2015


Grimey Drawer
Oh drat OP. But hahaha I am "laughing" real hard thinking about that classic GBS line. Oh man it would have been so flipping funny hahaha just thinking about it now it would have owned so god drat hard haha. Dont worry about messing it up, it is a very high pressure line to deliver on a whim it happens to many. But oh man it would have been great. Ah well, live and learn. Still cant believe you messed it up though. Really "sucks" dude, haha.

Vaginal Vagrant
Jan 12, 2007

by R. Guyovich
Sounds eggscrutiating. Much like waiting for you to tell us your pun op. Come on, I'm on the edge of my seat here!

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

Broenheim posted:

i hope you die op

Supreme Allah
Oct 6, 2004

everybody relax, i'm here
Nap Ghost
This is lazy crap, you've managed to over-reach on a dark comedy message board.

Supreme Allah
Oct 6, 2004

everybody relax, i'm here
Nap Ghost
Consider shutting up for a while.

Nefarious 2.0
Apr 22, 2008

Offense is overrated anyway.

hail satan lord of dark comedy

Microwaves Mom
Nov 8, 2015

by zen death robot

rock rock posted:

Sounds eggscrutiating. Much like waiting for you to tell us your pun op. Come on, I'm on the edge of my seat here!

I bet he poo poo his pants and said "whoops I-I heh l-llllaid an egg there!" then awkwardly walked out.

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

a gigantic wall of text by dgsw is like making a dagwood sandwich entirely out of cat poo poo

Jukeboxblues
Jul 29, 2015


Grimey Drawer

ScrotoTurboSperg posted:

a gigantic wall of text by dgsw is like making a dagwood sandwich entirely out of cat poo poo

what the gently caress is a dagwood sandwich?

Supreme Allah
Oct 6, 2004

everybody relax, i'm here
Nap Ghost

Jukeboxblues posted:

what the gently caress is a dagwood sandwich?

It's a Your-sister-gave-me-a-blowjob sandwich.

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

Jukeboxblues posted:

what the gently caress is a dagwood sandwich?

millenial spotted

raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

Supreme Allah posted:

It's a Your-sister-gave-me-a-blowjob sandwich.

Has anyone ever smashed your dick and balls with plank or a piece of heavy bank window glass.

Supreme Allah
Oct 6, 2004

everybody relax, i'm here
Nap Ghost
Terrible posts, voted 1

Nefarious 2.0
Apr 22, 2008

Offense is overrated anyway.

voted 5 to cancel it out

TOOT BOOT
May 25, 2010

you should kill yourself now, haha

except really

Vulture
Aug 7, 2012

i thoguht dad so gay was a popular poster here? as in that means he is a funny clever poster. i thought everyoine in this thread would laugh at his story in op. i dont remember his story, something about retail work i think..

bolded foir attention

tehsid
Dec 24, 2007

Nobility is sadly overrated.

Dewgy posted:

sounds like things didn't go as you eggspected op

Needs more love.

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
self check out

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celeron 300a
Jan 23, 2005

by exmarx
Yam Slacker
posting in a dgsw thread

I thought you were banned!

CONTENT: I bet the situation was eggscrutiating

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