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Uziduke
Jul 2, 2015

A storm over Europe unleashed
Dawn of war a trail of destruction
The power of Rome won't prevail
See the Catholics shiver and shake
Turks shot down a Russian plane.

http://www.cnn.com/2015/11/24/middleeast/warplane-crashes-near-syria-turkey-border/index.html

Russians vs Turks, this sounds a bit familiar.

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FlimFlam Imam
Mar 1, 2007

Standing on a hill in my mountain of dreams
ugh, ok I'll get the mustard gas, geeze.

a shiny rock
Nov 13, 2009

whoa i forgot about this already thanks for the reminder op

mom and dad fight a lot
Sep 21, 2006

If you count them all, this sentence has exactly seventy-two characters.

quote:

One of the world's most volatile regions was roiled further Tuesday when Turkey shot down a Russian warplane near the Turkish-Syrian border. Turkey said it hit the plane after it repeatedly violated Turkey's airspace and ignored 10 warnings.

Same thing would happen over North America's ADIZ.

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

let's race to the sea, together...

oh dope
Nov 2, 2006

No guilt, it feeds in plain sight
*sucker punches France*

EXTREME INSERTION
Jun 4, 2011

by LadyAmbien
*puts on pointy helmet*

EXTREME INSERTION
Jun 4, 2011

by LadyAmbien
*dies of pandemic influenza*

flerp
Feb 25, 2014
oh man i cant wait for the sequel

Testikles
Feb 22, 2009
Don't worry. It'll all be over by Christmas.

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro
I can't wait to go stitch up Ivan's kite with a bit o the pepper from my Vulcan cannons

That Robot
Sep 16, 2004

ask me anything about robots
Buglord
it's a long way to Tipperary, op

a shiny rock
Nov 13, 2009

EXTREME INSERTION posted:

*puts on pointy helmet*

RISCy Business
Jun 17, 2015

bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork
Fun Shoe
the kaiser can suck my dick

cthulusnewzulubbq
Jan 26, 2009

I saw something
NASTY
in the woodshed.

Parallax Scroll posted:

whoa i forgot about this already thanks for the reminder op

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy
*is american*

lol what war

Baba Ganoush
Oct 12, 2014
Dinosaur Gum
*starts digging a hole*

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec
Watch Wilson start a loving war

Uziduke
Jul 2, 2015

A storm over Europe unleashed
Dawn of war a trail of destruction
The power of Rome won't prevail
See the Catholics shiver and shake
If Russia takes over Istanbul, will they rename it Constantinople?

Funkysauce
Sep 18, 2005
...and what about the kick in the groin?

Uziduke posted:

If Russia takes over Istanbul, will they rename it Constantinople?

I'm wondering if Austria and Hungary will reunite?

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k
gee willickers, those Turks certainly think themselves to be the cats meow.

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
im gonna get fat this thanksgiving off of mexican food because most thanksgiving food is poo poo

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
i dont care about syria or russia

FogHelmut
Dec 18, 2003

Nous voila, Lafayette

a shiny rock
Nov 13, 2009

im hungary for some turkey

Pinche Rudo
Feb 8, 2005

*fixes bayonet*

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose
glad I'm American so I don't have to give a poo poo for another few years

Blahsmack
Oct 25, 2003

something tells me i should have been nicer to all those russian gamers when playing counter-strike and dota

Rodnik
Dec 20, 2003

Booblord Zagats posted:

I can't wait to go stitch up Ivan's kite with a bit o the pepper from my Vulcan cannons

Old Ivan wants another date with the old "give jihadists tow missiles" trick, I'm more than happy to play chauffeur.

Power_of_the_glory
Feb 14, 2012
I'm leading a calvary charge against a machine gun. Will post results later.

Uziduke
Jul 2, 2015

A storm over Europe unleashed
Dawn of war a trail of destruction
The power of Rome won't prevail
See the Catholics shiver and shake

Power_of_the_glory posted:

I'm leading a calvary charge against a machine gun. Will post results later.

I guess we aren't going to hear from him again.

a shiny rock
Nov 13, 2009

Uziduke posted:

I guess we aren't going to hear from him again.

good

milkingmycow
Mar 28, 2008

by Cyrano4747
Mustard gas, relish gas, sauerkraut - farting up a storm here.

milkingmycow
Mar 28, 2008

by Cyrano4747
*Gets fleas from prostitute before deploying

mom and dad fight a lot
Sep 21, 2006

If you count them all, this sentence has exactly seventy-two characters.
*sits in soaked foxhole, wants to die*
*gets rum ration*
*now wants to kill others*

FedEx Mercury
Jan 7, 2004

Me bad posting? That's unpossible!
Lipstick Apathy

Uziduke posted:

If Russia takes over Istanbul, will they rename it Constantinople?

If anything they'll call it Putingrad.

mom and dad fight a lot
Sep 21, 2006

If you count them all, this sentence has exactly seventy-two characters.
*attractive wife watches husband leave for war*
*fucks husband's best friend*
*gets movie made about it*

Speleothing
May 6, 2008

Spare batteries are pretty key.
Clearly, this is the time for young men like me to partake in a great adventure. I must quit my work and volunteer immediately.

docbeard
Jul 19, 2011

Who would notice another madman around here?

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NihilismNow
Aug 31, 2003
The Russians need at least six weeks to mobilize. First we knock out ISIS and Iran and then we will move on Russia.

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