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Smelly Bohemian posted:
That's pretty baller...if it were available in 18K id buy it 
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I liked working black Friday cause my store never did sales and the irritated, disappointed looks on the piggish faces of our subhuman suburbanite customers were enough to sustain me for an entire year.
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Nov 25, 2015 06:22
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I'm not gonna do any shopping, but I am going to park my car at Walmart in order to tie up a parking space. In fact, I think I'll get there early so I can waste one of the close ones by the handicap spot. Kind of on topic, I found out yesterday that Spencer's gift sells, like, a lot of the stuff highlighted in the worst things for sale.
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Nov 25, 2015 11:53
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after some quick calculations, turns out the surface area of that TV is bigger than a king-size double bed. goddamn
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Nov 25, 2015 12:27
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Yeah, but it's not OLED so they may as well dump it in a giant wood chipper.
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Nov 25, 2015 13:46
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Smelly Bohemian posted:
Hmm I could consider but does it come with a certificate of authenticity with a picture of the African children responsible for mining the gold and diamond put into it? Perhaps with a little feel good blurb on a piece of paper and an option to donate a dollar towards partially educating these noble child laborers?
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Nov 25, 2015 14:16
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What irony levels are we operating on here I couldn't tell from the OP
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Nov 25, 2015 14:42
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i am not a violent person, but i kind of want to run over the women making the dumb faces in this photo:
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Nov 25, 2015 14:50
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For reals I'm prob gonna buy a few things online its like sweet deal i get to save a few bucks on stuff I was gonna buy anyway and then in a few hours watch some people get trampled to death in a rush to get a cheap Xbox. Edit: Watch on YouTube of course. We haven't become quite so uncivilized that this poo poo happens up north. EvilJoven fucked around with this message at 14:53 on Nov 25, 2015 |
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Nov 25, 2015 14:50
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These people just care about the number of inches on they TV, don't care about contrast ratio or nothin'. Enjoy your Seiki television, you animal.
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Nov 25, 2015 14:55
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Moridin920 posted:imo the over/under on deaths this friday is 2 Smart bet I'll go with 1. But at least 12 hospitalized from injury.
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Nov 25, 2015 15:00
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Microwaves Mom posted:Smart bet I'll go with 1. But at least 12 hospitalized from injury. They've revamped all the black Friday procedures so nobody gets trampled ... the "door buster" is a thing of the past
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Nov 25, 2015 15:05
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Instead of good deals for the 10-15 best tramplers and poo poo deals for everyone else, now all deals are poo poo.
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Nov 25, 2015 15:07
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It's cool not being poor enough to give a poo poo about saving a massive $100 on one day of the year Let them crush, kill the poor
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Nov 25, 2015 15:08
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On one end of the spectrum you have retailers like REI who decided that they're going to be closed on BF this year so you can be with your family, go for a hike, etc. Then there are the retailers like Old Navy who feel the need to correct this massive imbalance in consumption culture by offering $1M to "someone standing in line at Old Navy on Black Friday". And thus a great disturbance in The Force has been corrected.
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Nov 25, 2015 16:13
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Just a reminder, seven people have been killed by consumerism. http://blackfridaydeathcount.com/
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Nov 25, 2015 16:23
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Eh, more people have died from difficult post-Thanksgiving dinner poops.
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Nov 25, 2015 16:26
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Germstore posted:Instead of good deals for the 10-15 best tramplers and poo poo deals for everyone else, now all deals are poo poo. Sorta...instead of having everyone line up at the door, they open up the stores ahead of time and have you line up at one (1) item, for which you get first dibs once the Black Friday deal commences. So its no longer a mad dash through the store's entrance to grab a TV and then a computer and then an iPad before they all run out
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Nov 25, 2015 16:41
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Vivitar's entire business model relies on people's moms buying their lovely cameras on Black Friday.
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Nov 25, 2015 16:55
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As a retail slave I laugh at all you neckbeards thinking you're actually getting some kinda uber deal GIMME DEM CUPUNS, you guys get ripped off all year just to have 2 days where you actually pay what you should.
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Nov 25, 2015 17:05
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I like to go out on BF just to mingle with the crowds and not actually buy anything
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Nov 25, 2015 17:08
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Mr. McGibblets posted:As a retail slave I laugh at all you neckbeards thinking you're actually getting some kinda uber deal GIMME DEM CUPUNS, you guys get ripped off all year just to have 2 days where you actually pay what you should. Yes, thank you for taking this thread that was brimming with positivity about black friday down a couple pegs.
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Nov 25, 2015 17:15
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Germstore posted:Yes, thank you for taking this thread that was brimming with positivity about black friday down a couple pegs. No problem, nothing better than watching people on welfare running around like wild hambeasts. While it does kinda suck working on Thanksgiving and Black Friday this is when retail employees get their hilarious stories that last until next year. So keep on keepin on.
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Nov 25, 2015 17:18
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Mr. McGibblets posted:As a retail slave I laugh at all you neckbeards thinking you're actually getting some kinda uber deal GIMME DEM CUPUNS, you guys get ripped off all year just to have 2 days where you actually pay what you should. enjoy your 14 hour shift on friday bro
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Nov 25, 2015 17:20
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bradzilla posted:enjoy your 14 hour shift on friday bro Being the manager has its perks everyone has 6 hour shifts. Because unlike most retail places I care about work/life balance.
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Nov 25, 2015 17:21
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CONSUME
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Nov 25, 2015 17:49
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Cool NIN Shirt posted:They've revamped all the black Friday procedures so nobody gets trampled ... the "door buster" is a thing of the past lol yeah now they just shoot each other in the parking lot
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Nov 25, 2015 17:59
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Mr. McGibblets posted:Being the manager has its perks everyone has 6 hour shifts. Because unlike most retail places I care about work/life balance. Could you ride Bernie Sanders' dick any harder? Capitalism WON! GET OVER IT!
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Nov 25, 2015 18:00
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I won't feel bad at all if more people get stampeded on while trying to buy useless poo poo.
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Nov 25, 2015 18:17
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Why yes, I would like to be smushed up against ten dozen obese smelly cretins so I can stand in line for four hours to save $50 on a TV that's already a year old.
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Nov 25, 2015 18:32
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FuturePastNow posted:I like to go out on BF just to mingle with the crowds and not actually buy anything No lie....if you go to Walmart in the hood on black Friday it's a party w alcohol n good times. Only thing missing is dance music
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Nov 25, 2015 18:35
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VendaGoat posted:Just a reminder, seven people have been killed by consumerism. Actually a lot more people have been killed when you consider the entire supply chain. Hell just the numbers for African child miners and Chinese factory slaves is probably approaching 100k in the last decade.
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Nov 25, 2015 18:43
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notZaar posted:Actually a lot more people have been killed when you consider the entire supply chain. Hell just the numbers for African child miners and Chinese factory slaves is probably approaching 100k in the last decade. Obviously, he meant real people, not Africans or whatever, duh.
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Nov 25, 2015 18:46
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Smelly Bohemian posted:Obviously, he meant real people, not Africans or whatever, duh. 
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Nov 25, 2015 18:55
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gotta get in the best buy line early, cant let isis win
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Nov 25, 2015 19:01
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The only reason I ever went out on Black Friday was because I have insomnia, and it was nice to have somewhere to go at 3am instead of the usual staring at the ceiling and trying to sleep.
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Nov 25, 2015 19:25
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Cool NIN Shirt posted:They've revamped all the black Friday procedures so nobody gets trampled ... the "door buster" is a thing of the past Theres plenty of other ways to die!
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Nov 25, 2015 19:52
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Smelly Bohemian posted:Obviously, he meant real people, not Africans or whatever, duh. I don't believe that the mongoloids who camp out for sales and poo poo are any higher in the social order than third world exploited people.
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Smelly Bohemian posted:Check out this awesome succesful doorbuster WALMART had! So many excited customers that they actually straight up killed a dude with their enthusiasm for GREAT DEALS Good job on posting an image of crushed dead people, not cool.
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