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angry_keebler
Jul 16, 2006

In His presence the mountains quake and the hills melt away; the earth trembles and its people are destroyed. Who can stand before His fierce anger?
the car has a computer in it and the turkey does too somehow

idk, whatever, it's thanksgiving

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Smythe
Oct 12, 2003
RFID enabled turkey seen ghost riding the whip in Google Self Driving car.

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003
Goldmine

pram
Jun 10, 2001
unprecedentedly bad

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

pram posted:

unprecedentedly bad

Goldmine.

Silver Alicorn
Mar 30, 2008

𝓪 𝓻𝓮𝓭 𝓹𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓪 𝓲𝓼 𝓪 𝓬𝓾𝓻𝓲𝓸𝓾𝓼 𝓼𝓸𝓻𝓽 𝓸𝓯 𝓬𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓽𝓾𝓻𝓮

Smythe posted:

Goldmine.

SmokaDustbowl
Feb 12, 2001

by vyelkin
Fun Shoe

Smythe posted:

RFID enabled turkey seen ghost riding the whip in Google Self Driving car.

Silver Alicorn
Mar 30, 2008

𝓪 𝓻𝓮𝓭 𝓹𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓪 𝓲𝓼 𝓪 𝓬𝓾𝓻𝓲𝓸𝓾𝓼 𝓼𝓸𝓻𝓽 𝓸𝓯 𝓬𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓽𝓾𝓻𝓮
not sure what I'm gonna do for t-giving

maniacdevnull
Apr 18, 2007

FOUR CUBIC FRAMES
DISPROVES SOFT G GOD
YOU ARE EDUCATED STUPID

Silver Alicorn posted:

not sure what I'm gonna do for t-giving

Eat a sad meal alone.

Condiv
May 7, 2008

Sorry to undo the effort of paying a domestic abuser $10 to own this poster, but I am going to lose my dang mind if I keep seeing multiple posters who appear to be Baloogan.

With love,
a mod


angry_keebler posted:

the car has a computer in it and the turkey does too somehow

idk, whatever, it's thanksgiving

is the rfid chip edible?

Silver Alicorn
Mar 30, 2008

𝓪 𝓻𝓮𝓭 𝓹𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓪 𝓲𝓼 𝓪 𝓬𝓾𝓻𝓲𝓸𝓾𝓼 𝓼𝓸𝓻𝓽 𝓸𝓯 𝓬𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓽𝓾𝓻𝓮

maniacdevnull posted:

Eat a sad meal alone.

I mean my aunt invited me to her place & my mom might be doing something too. also my :siren: boyfriend and I could do something

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003
'tis the season of family dysfunction. epic ftw

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003
love to try to steer a drunk uncle's increasingly vitriolic tirade away from the minority groups in present company, like a waifish pony jockey trying to drive a stampeding bull through a crystal slalom . desperate and helpless, catastrophe is inevitable.

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

What is the Matrix 🌐? We just don't know 😎.


Buglord
thanksgiving was in october?

PleasureKevin
Jan 2, 2011

thanksgiving is the celebration of white colonialists nearly exterminating the indigenous population of America

flakeloaf
Feb 26, 2003

Still better than android clock

then what's columbus day

i'm so confused

Cat Face Joe
Feb 20, 2005

goth vegan crossfit mom who vapes



angry_keebler posted:

the car has a computer in it and the turkey does too somehow

idk, whatever, it's thanksgiving

Smythe posted:

Goldmine

Cat Face Joe
Feb 20, 2005

goth vegan crossfit mom who vapes



Condiv posted:

is the rfid chip edible?

yeah it becomes your rfid chip and the government and OBAMA can read ur thoughts

Silver Alicorn
Mar 30, 2008

𝓪 𝓻𝓮𝓭 𝓹𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓪 𝓲𝓼 𝓪 𝓬𝓾𝓻𝓲𝓸𝓾𝓼 𝓼𝓸𝓻𝓽 𝓸𝓯 𝓬𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓽𝓾𝓻𝓮
there's a lot of stuff down here named Alvarado after the murderous conquistador

Mondrian
Jan 8, 2011

Smythe posted:

RFID enabled turkey seen ghost riding the whip in Google Self Driving car.


Smythe posted:

Goldmine

rabble rabble
Mar 24, 2015



Nap Ghost
inlaws, hearing tons of lovely startup ideas as I try and ignore them and watch football and drink.

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

rabble rabble posted:

inlaws, hearing tons of lovely startup ideas as I try and ignore them and watch football and drink.

Oh word dude? You're part of Startup Culture? You a Big Boss Decision Maker? Bro you wielding Incredible Financial leverage? That's sick bro. Here's a little pitch I've got worked up for you: RFID enabled turkey seen ghost riding the whip in Google Self Driving car.

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

rabble rabble posted:

inlaws, hearing tons of lovely startup ideas as I try and ignore them and watch football and drink.

:worship::worship::worship::worship:

suffix
Jul 27, 2013

Wheeee!
did u know canadians have their own knockoff thanksgiving?
really weird imo, did they kill enough natives to deserve it?

angry_keebler
Jul 16, 2006

In His presence the mountains quake and the hills melt away; the earth trembles and its people are destroyed. Who can stand before His fierce anger?

PleasureKevin posted:

thanksgiving is the celebration of white colonialists nearly exterminating the indigenous population of America

actually it's a chance to make a big new york cheesecake and then eat it with raspberry sauce

and also marshmallows on yams

rabble rabble
Mar 24, 2015



Nap Ghost

so I take it you've never been in a family situation when relatives hear you "work with computers" without have any idea in what capacity? because that's all it takes

rabble rabble
Mar 24, 2015



Nap Ghost
Smythe what do u have planned for the big turkey day? I hope its lots of fun for all involved :)

flakeloaf
Feb 26, 2003

Still better than android clock

suffix posted:

did u know canadians have their own knockoff thanksgiving?
really weird imo, did they kill enough natives to deserve it?

when you say "did", are you suggesting that we've stopped?

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

rabble rabble posted:

so I take it you've never been in a family situation when relatives hear you "work with computers" without have any idea in what capacity? because that's all it takes

i dont work with computers

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

rabble rabble posted:

Smythe what do u have planned for the big turkey day? I hope its lots of fun for all involved :)

having thanksgiving w/ my family tks i hope you enjoy urs

Jenny Agutter
Mar 18, 2009

Smythe posted:

love to try to steer a drunk uncle's increasingly vitriolic tirade away from the minority groups in present company, like a waifish pony jockey trying to drive a stampeding bull through a crystal slalom . desperate and helpless, catastrophe is inevitable.

lmao

TED BUNNDY
May 30, 2009

SO HUNGRY
Pork Pro

Smythe posted:

Oh word dude? You're part of Startup Culture? You a Big Boss Decision Maker? Bro you wielding Incredible Financial leverage? That's sick bro. Here's a little pitch I've got worked up for you: RFID enabled turkey seen ghost riding the whip in Google Self Driving car.

lmbo

Silver Alicorn
Mar 30, 2008

𝓪 𝓻𝓮𝓭 𝓹𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓪 𝓲𝓼 𝓪 𝓬𝓾𝓻𝓲𝓸𝓾𝓼 𝓼𝓸𝓻𝓽 𝓸𝓯 𝓬𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓽𝓾𝓻𝓮
I work w/ computer and I have to do work today (over the phone)

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

Silver Alicorn posted:

I work w/ computer and I have to do work today (over the phone)

sux

Blackula69
Apr 1, 2007

DEHUMANIZE  YOURSELF  &  FACE  TO  BLACULA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=89qI7inCvXY

Beeftweeter
Jun 28, 2005

a medium-format picture of beeftweeter staring silently at the camera, a quizzical expression on his face
i've been sick as poo poo literally all week i dont feel like moving today

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

Smythe posted:

RFID enabled turkey seen ghost riding the whip in Google Self Driving car.

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

What is the Matrix 🌐? We just don't know 😎.


Buglord

Smythe posted:

RFID enabled turkey seen ghost riding the whip in Google Self Driving car.

Smythe posted:

Goldmine

Breakfast All Day
Oct 21, 2004

BFM (black fridays matter)

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Rooney McNibnug
Sep 2, 2008

"Life always hopes. When a definite object cannot be outlined, the indomitable spirit of hope still impels the living mass to move toward something--something that shall somehow be better."
i got in a (not super serious but very annoying) car accident today so i think ill fatten myself even more than originally planned with turkey and booze happy thnxgvng yospos

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