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we're at a big huge table and the nice silverware is out. the plates are set and the food that's already here is pipin' hot. it's our very own e-thanksgiving dinner and you're all invited. make some posts and talk about how you are and say hello. we won't know you're here until you make a post. also tell us what food you brought. also its okay to have your laptops at the table. i am not wearing a shirt and im furiously looking for black cyber friday deals.
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Nov 26, 2015 14:02
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hmm who's at door *no one*
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Nov 26, 2015 14:03
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i'm here! only i'm jewish, and not an American (long flight to get here, I tell ya), so I only brought matzos made from the blood of innocent Christian children.
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Nov 26, 2015 14:05
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yum delish welcome. have a drink and watch some tv we're waiting for the inlaws
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Nov 26, 2015 14:06
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IM SO ECITED!!!!!!
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Nov 26, 2015 14:32
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hello I'm gonna eat turkey
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Nov 26, 2015 14:58
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yuck E: since this is a goon get together im assuming we're all doing keto :idiot:
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Nov 26, 2015 14:58
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Don't forget the ketchup! I'll grab it from the fridge now.
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Nov 26, 2015 15:09
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im at the kids table
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Nov 26, 2015 15:10
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which one of you is in charge of the gravy separator 
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Nov 26, 2015 15:16
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Nov 26, 2015 15:18
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I DONT HAVE TO LISTEN TO YOU! YOURE NOT MY REAL DAD!
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Nov 26, 2015 15:20
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danksgiving
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Nov 26, 2015 15:26
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*shits on table* And that's how America was born. Thank you for your attention.
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Nov 26, 2015 15:27
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hey guys, sorry I'm late. i didn't make anything, but i did bring a month old box of fruity pebbles.
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Nov 26, 2015 16:09
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I'll lead grace when it comes to that time.
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Nov 26, 2015 16:10
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mom is going to ask me if im still gay imgay i say in response preemptively deep down hurting and trying to stave off my heteronormative papa's gaze as he gingerly glazes his dark meat w the cransauce
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Nov 26, 2015 16:11
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*draws an incredibly stubby hand turkey*
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Nov 26, 2015 16:12
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 heh eff u guys *quickly hands lumpy mashed potatoes hands under the table away from judgemetn*
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Nov 26, 2015 16:13
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*pours most of the gravy down front of pants, saving just barely enough to be satisfying for anyone, farts*
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Nov 26, 2015 16:15
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hello and happy thanksgiving!
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Nov 26, 2015 16:16
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*stays quiet for most of the day amazed by some of the racist poo poo that comes of out my extended family's mouth*
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Nov 26, 2015 16:17
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So fuckin hungover and the smell of the broccoli casserole makes me puke all over the table. *keeps drinking *
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Nov 26, 2015 16:18
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*Brings in the bottles of sparkling cider and the wine glasses, sits down on a comfy chair and inwardly cries because they have those tiny olives and they're way too small to put on his fingers.
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Nov 26, 2015 16:18
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Hi everyone! I bought some puckin pie. Make sure you leave enough for everybody to get their share or else!
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Nov 26, 2015 16:18
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brizna posted:*stays quiet for most of the day amazed by some of the racist poo poo that come of out my extended family's mouth* *keeps refilling uncle tony's drink until he starts telling everyone about his recipe for "gook lasagna"*
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Nov 26, 2015 16:19
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i'm palming a knife i slipped off the table ill need it later when my family starts fighting
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Nov 26, 2015 16:22
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I'm too cheap to provide food so it goes down like that scene in Hook where all the kids imagine a massive feast onto their empty plates and it becomes real through the power of imagination and magic, except the part where it becomes real doesn't happen.
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Nov 26, 2015 16:26
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GOD drat YOU AND GOD drat OBAMA
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Nov 26, 2015 16:30
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Is it too early to start talking about Muslims with my Uncle?
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Nov 26, 2015 16:31
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Blue Raider posted:GOD drat YOU AND GOD drat OBAMA Gotta keep that government out of your medicare!
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Nov 26, 2015 16:31
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Bonzo posted:Is it too early to start talking about Muslims with my Uncle? *slips you my knife* allahu akbar you know what to do
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Nov 26, 2015 16:32
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*makes a goatse with the turkey's butt*
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Nov 26, 2015 16:38
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various cheeses posted:*makes a goatse with the turkey's butt* this... this means something ----------------
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Nov 26, 2015 16:39
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Happy Thanksgiving everyone. 
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Nov 26, 2015 16:40
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Currently IRL right now watching the parade with my black lab. My dad keeps making the joke blacklabs matter then the other dog says all labs matter. Wondering when it is appropriate to start drinking pretty sure it is Mexican standoff between my uncle and aunt.
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Nov 26, 2015 16:43
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* spends the entire dinner starring at a lovely goonette but never says hi* *Pours the gravy into his dinner glass and drinks it throughout the day*
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Nov 26, 2015 16:43
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lemme just pop the turkey in herOHGOD IM ON FIRE
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Nov 26, 2015 16:49
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i was gonna bring the  but im fine with sitting next to you and helpin out with those  gonna need it to put away those cheeto stuffed turkeys before I pass out at the afterLANparty
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Nov 26, 2015 16:49
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*drinks a bottle of kraken rum* *eats too much ham and passes out in front of the football game on tv*
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