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VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
*Takes a drink whenever Politics, religion, money or anyone complains*

*Is passed out by 2pm*

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VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Son of Rodney posted:

*slowly slides beneath the table*

"Gobble gobble"

Oh god damnit :lol:

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

texaholic posted:

Seriously surprised no one has said im gay yet?

No one comes out on Thanksgiving, you just get stuffed.

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
*listens to spinster aunt talk about her fifteen cats for hours*

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Drum posted:

Grandma's TV only gets 12 channels. 8 of them are static.

What the gently caress is UHF grandma?

Dad I don't get Cell service here either!

What are we supposed to do for twelve hours?

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Hector Beerlioz posted:

We're going to play monopoly with the whole family, son.

You mean the version that doesn't use credit cards? Who uses cash these days?

Bernie Sanders 2016!

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
Welcome one and all to my humble home! I hope your travels have left you with a hearty appetite as we have tons of food for you all to eat.

Did I mention we've recently turned Vegan?

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
When are you going to get married son? Isn't time you settled down and got a car and got a wife and got a kid and...

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
*counts along with spaces Like a loving child*

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VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
*Drenches entire plate with gravy AND cranberries*

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