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Fiend
Dec 2, 2001

dad gay. so what posted:

i am a human satillite on a long parabolic orbit and i am currently reporting from the most distant reaches of our unforgiving universe, current forcast is for cold endless darkness with a 99% chance of hoplessness

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Pitdragon
Jan 20, 2004
Just another lurker
ghosts are constantly trying to kill me so no, not really

a messed up horse
Mar 11, 2014

by Nyc_Tattoo
been degreasing my pizza all evening so no time to feel lonely tbh

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6EEW-9NDM5k

EXTREME INSERTION
Jun 4, 2011

by LadyAmbien
I think I may have loneliness inside me

EXTREME INSERTION
Jun 4, 2011

by LadyAmbien
Nope, false alarm it was just gas

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice

Crash_N_Burn posted:

lets start a crew. we can call it the "stays up too late at night to get some drat peace and quiet" crew. might need to work on the name a little

either this or a Kat Dennings' Tits Fan Club would be great

The Bananana
May 21, 2008

This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.



Pitdragon posted:

ghosts are constantly trying to kill me so no, not really

"Would you like to know more?"

*clicks "yes"*

Boko Haram
Dec 22, 2008

I'm alone but not lonely, or maybe I like lonely, because these have been the best years of my life!

fonducci
Feb 5, 2007
"The other white meat"
do you think black people get lonely and emo enough to cut? i have never seen a black cutter

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo
Subscribed

Bread Dragon
Apr 7, 2012

The Fighter posted:

I have no friends, or girlfriend.

*hillbilly mechanic spits a mess of dip in the corner and points at OPs statement*
"Yep, there's yurr probl'm, right there."

drunk dog
Apr 6, 2014

Resident Millennial

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

holy christ. get it together you retard

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL
it's the holidays. of course i'm lonely. all i think about is how i'm alone and no one loves me

statim
Sep 5, 2003

Gaunab posted:

it's the holidays. of course i'm lonely. all i think about is how i'm alone and no one loves me

This and I'm psychically and mentally falling apart. I don't know how I can fix this but I can't commit suicide because the last real friend I have would kill me in the afterlife even after I failed to get out of bed and drive two hours to his thanksgiving. gently caress it. Tried not drinking but the twitchiness comes back even worse. Going for it.

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

statim posted:

This and I'm psychically and mentally falling apart. I don't know how I can fix this but I can't commit suicide because the last real friend I have would kill me in the afterlife even after I failed to get out of bed and drive two hours to his thanksgiving. gently caress it. Tried not drinking but the twitchiness comes back even worse. Going for it.

There are hotlines you can call, you know.

edit:
this one if you're serious: 1 (800) 273-8255
this one if you're not: 719-266-2837

statim
Sep 5, 2003
I'm sorry I didn't mean to be a jerk.

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
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sometimes i feel lonely but i have a wank and it goes away

statim
Sep 5, 2003
You still suck at being a sniper in TF2 bastard. Had a little cry feeling dead but better then before.

King of Bees
Dec 28, 2012
Gravy Boat 2k
Sometimes I sit outside in my folding chair staring at nothing and thinking of nothing while my cigarette burns to the filter and extinguishes itself but I think it's the opiates and not loneliness as I have a rich social life. Bless.

Ars Arcanum
Jan 20, 2005

Best friends make the best weapons
If you teach a man to pet a dog or cat, he will be non-lonely for a day.

If you teach a man to adopt a dog or cat, he will be non-lonely for that dog or cat's life.

Hth OP.

Ars Arcanum fucked around with this message at 06:59 on Nov 28, 2015

Outpost22
Oct 11, 2012

RIP Screamy You were too good for this world.
get a cactus, op

Sleeveless
Dec 25, 2014

by Pragmatica
If you're desperate and lonely then join Fetlife, remember that no matter what you're somebody's fetish

barring that, if you're going to kill yourself at least take down a high-ranking politician or CEO in the process so your life wasn't a total waste.

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

Sleeveless posted:

barring that, if you're going to kill yourself at least take down a high-ranking politician or CEO in the process so your life wasn't a total waste.

That's good advice but if you're watching FBI I am just kidding

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

OctoberBlues posted:

That's good advice but if you're watching FBI I am just kidding

*puts star next to your name on the master goon list*

:nsa:

Mordor She Wrote
Nov 17, 2014

OctoberBlues posted:

That's good advice but if you're watching FBI I am just kidding

thirding it being good advice, especially if you live around Wisconsin and have problems with a certain Governor.

Haptical Sales Slut
Mar 15, 2010

Age 18 to 49

Kthulhu5000 posted:

get some weed (edibles are good if you're not down with smoking, no matter). it'll be your buddy and want you to be happy, food will taste better, music will rock a fuckload more, and you'll be like "poo poo, this whole thing isn't so drat bad".

Until you do it every day. Then it kills all the white matter in your brain and you start walking into walls and forget why you opened a new browser tab.

Dr Tran
Dec 17, 2002

HE'S GOT A PH.D. IN
KICKING YOUR ASS!
yeah, I lost a friend I cared about and my family is far away

gagelion is back
Nov 12, 2015

by zen death robot
literally all of the time op

even when i had tons of friends and a gf i felt lonely. i think my brain is broken tbh

Premeditated Toast
Apr 24, 2008

Same as it ever was.
Me too, buddy. Basically due to a lot of circumstances related to both Work and my life in general (moving across the country by myself) I haven't had any time to make any real close connections or friends. I'm hoping for that to change soon, but it can be very frustrating and depressing in the meantime. Can you get a pet where you live? It doesn't have to be a dog or a cat, even just getting some drat fish can help, since you have to put a little research into getting gear, etc and just keeping your brain occupied can be a big help. As cliched as it sounds, any kind of new hobby can help, really.

Masturbasturd
Sep 1, 2014
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NN0--DKgio4

I'm fine thanks

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

HugoDigletts posted:

thirding it being good advice, especially if you live around Wisconsin and have problems with a certain Governor.

Dude, you are on the watch list now, despite being right.

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
have u ever seen that movie "avatar",op? its pretty good

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

dad gay. so what posted:

have u ever seen that movie "avatar",op? its pretty good

Incorrect opinion

rabble rabble
Mar 24, 2015



Nap Ghost

Mariana Horchata posted:

either this or a Kat Dennings' Tits Fan Club would be great

finally a crew that understands me

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

Hector Beerlioz posted:

Incorrect opinion

its bad? wow i guess im dumb as poo poo :confused:

rabble rabble
Mar 24, 2015



Nap Ghost
avatar was pretty but had a lovely derivative script, there's some to like and some not imo

I.C.
Jun 10, 2008


Solid.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LuN6gs0AJls

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

rabble rabble posted:

avatar was pretty but had a lovely derivative script, there's some to like and some not imo

i really disnt care that much until right now. do people take things this seriously, cause i can if thats what im supposed to do. im about to die anyway

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rabble rabble
Mar 24, 2015



Nap Ghost
nah dad, no one really cares about everything. hopefully we both die soon, at least it'll be quiet then

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