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Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

momerath posted:

:eyepop:

i love this big butt wite woman

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AEMINAL
May 22, 2015

barf barf i am a dog, barf on your carpet, barf

numberoneposter posted:

i think you can hear colors if you do this right

You'll become color

Colors will be pleasure

Pleasure will be existence

God will be atomic vibrations

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

Okay JP last one for now

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

she looks cute and comfortable

very pneumatic

momerath
Nov 15, 2014
she looks like she cooks v good

Salacious Spy
May 29, 2010

Well the word got around they said this kid is insane, man
Banged in the mouth and now he's got AIDS, man
I知 really starting to enjoy myself a lot more now. I like what I知 becoming and I知 enjoying having some relief from my old head. I知 enjoying finding my own power and center now. I知 enjoying being a man. I知 enjoying the strength and independence and "rightness" I feel from testosterone surges. I知 enjoying not feeling at the whim of a woman because I want sex from her so bad. I知 in a hole with some things like finances and school and some emotional stuff, but there is nothing in the world like starting to get your mind back after you have lost it for so long, and seeing people acting differently toward you. Not much beats that feeling. Even negative reactions from people are validating because if I知 rubbing someone the wrong way by living according to my core and passion and it exposes a weakness on their part, then I知 doing myself, and them, a favor. It tells me that I知 doing the right thing, intuitively.

Salacious Spy
May 29, 2010

Well the word got around they said this kid is insane, man
Banged in the mouth and now he's got AIDS, man
All the things that I used to take for granted in my mood and mind are slowly returning. I have not felt normal since the start of my addiction. I get glimpses of clarity here and there. It痴 enough to keep me going and motivated. I spent about 2 hours in nature tonight just enjoying being outside. Spending time with family, or talking to a friend葉hese little things add up after a while and before you know it, life is somewhat normal and doable. Honestly porn just doesn't seem to be on my mind a lot now. I have had some very sexual dreams and I wake up thinking, "What was that all about?" But I just ignore it and go on about my day. This experience is something that one would have to try and see for himself. I'm happier now, and, well, I'm making things happen in my life.

Son of Rodney
Feb 22, 2006

ohmygodohmygodohmygod

she looks like a woman who lost control of her body and has convinced herself that it's actually "sexy" instead of "fatass"

Salacious Spy
May 29, 2010

Well the word got around they said this kid is insane, man
Banged in the mouth and now he's got AIDS, man
Day 10. I am finding myself a bit more outgoing towards women, mainly just simple talk with even cashiers or the woman who cuts my hair. I swear women can almost sense you are a porn addicted creep when you are within hours of your last or next binge. I like the way I feel so much more when I am away from that crap.

Salacious Spy
May 29, 2010

Well the word got around they said this kid is insane, man
Banged in the mouth and now he's got AIDS, man
I was masturbating since 12 or 13 until I hit 21. Around 14 I got really bad acne and then I barely left home. During spring breaks I used to stay inside, even one full month. I was really ashamed of myself. I rejected everyone who tried to become friends with me and played videogames every day,15 hours per day. PMO>videogames>PMO>videogames - this was my daily routine. Then around 19 I started telling myself, 'Man, are you retarded?!? WTF are you doing?' I was 19~20 and I didn't know a single, but a single, girl face to face, and had absolutely no friends. I tried to stop PMO a thousand times, but didn't manage to do it until November last year. But since then I haven't masturbated or seen porn. I don't feel the urge anymore (but I'm really afraid I'm gonna collapse one day). My acne face got better (but still there). Since November last year I've changed a lot, made some friends, got some nice clothes, haircut, etc, and guess whose attention I caught?! The most beautiful girl in my year in college. (We had some courses in common last year.) She contacted me via facebook and we've talked and talked.

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

momerath posted:

she looks like she cooks v good

tbh her cooking isn't the main thing I'd be concerned with eating, if you understand my meaning (Please see the "Eating Pussy" or "Eating Booty" threads if you don't!)


Son of Rodney posted:

she looks like a woman who lost control of her body and has convinced herself that it's actually "sexy" instead of "fatass"

:stare:

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec
Good luck kinsky, i believe in you

momerath
Nov 15, 2014

cool av post combo

quote:

she looks like a woman who lost control of her body and has convinced herself that it's actually "sexy" instead of "fatass"

heh OWNED :smug:

quote:

tbh her cooking isn't the main thing I'd be concerned with eating, if you understand my meaning (Please see the "Eating Pussy" or "Eating Booty" threads if you don't!)

i am also concerned with eating pussy (ewww!! gross!)

Lucky Guy
Jan 24, 2013

TY for no bm

thanks for reminding me to jerk it, op

DONKEY SALAMI
Jun 28, 2008

donkey? donkey?

I will jerk it to vanilla porn today in solidarity with op

Shemales got to be considered vanilla by now right?

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

donkey salami posted:

I will jerk it to vanilla porn today in solidarity with op

Shemales got to be considered vanilla by now right?
bailey is vanilla with a twist

ive been so busy with sports and partying with my bois but havnt been laid or JO'ed for a while my BALLS feel like ripe plums about to explode

Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

borkborkborkmorkmorkmork-gabbalooins
If you don't jerk it you'll die a painful death, scientific fact.

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

Nigmaetcetera posted:

If you don't jerk it you'll die a painful death, scientific fact.
as opposed to la petite mort

mysterious frankie
Jan 11, 2009

This displeases Dev- ..van. Shut up.

Nigmaetcetera posted:

If you don't jerk it you'll die a painful death, scientific fact.

Even if you do jerk it you will die a painful death, don't you read the news?

Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

borkborkborkmorkmorkmork-gabbalooins

mysterious frankie posted:

Even if you do jerk it you will die a painful death, don't you read the news?

Yeah but if you don't j/o it will be sooner and you'll have more regrets. Also your prostate will explode, causing you to poo poo blood for three days until you have no blood left. If you go to the hospital all the doctors and nurses will just make fun of you. It's best to just play it safe and yankee the crankee.

wiffle ball bat
Oct 2, 2015

by Shine

Professor Shark posted:

A couple Christmases ago my parents surprised me by giving me a Mont Blanc pen, and not one of their Asperger Pen Collectors ones, but a slim gun metal one. It's awesome!

Anyway, could this help you in any way, Jon Pop?



Let me know, I have a couple more! :angel:

that's a terrible rear end :/

SEGA Ass Fisting
Feb 15, 2012

KEEP IT TIGHT!
I'm jacking it and doing drugs right now. Once I cum I'm going to eat a whole family meal from KFC by myself.

wiffle ball bat
Oct 2, 2015

by Shine
jp are professor shark's fat girls turning you on?

Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

borkborkborkmorkmorkmork-gabbalooins

Rape Stink posted:

I'm jacking it and doing drugs right now. Once I cum I'm going to eat a whole family meal from KFC by myself.

You're living life the way it's meant to be lived.

mysterious frankie
Jan 11, 2009

This displeases Dev- ..van. Shut up.

Nigmaetcetera posted:

Yeah but if you don't j/o it will be sooner and you'll have more regrets. Also your prostate will explode, causing you to poo poo blood for three days until you have no blood left. If you go to the hospital all the doctors and nurses will just make fun of you. It's best to just play it safe and yankee the crankee.

I'll die on my own terms, as my father did and his father before him.

wiffle ball bat
Oct 2, 2015

by Shine
i can see that lady's cellulite thru her sweatpants, how is this erotic?!?!

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

wiffle ball bat posted:

i can see that lady's cellulite thru her sweatpants, how is this erotic?!?!

:getin:

SEGA Ass Fisting
Feb 15, 2012

KEEP IT TIGHT!

wiffle ball bat posted:

i can see that lady's cellulite thru her sweatpants, how is this erotic?!?!

cause you can gently caress it

wiffle ball bat
Oct 2, 2015

by Shine
i have nothing against chubby chasers but it's rude to assume everybody wants to see a fat busted rear end on a saturday afternoon

Son of Rodney
Feb 22, 2006

ohmygodohmygodohmygod

Can't blame him too much, it reminds him of his mother

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012

wiffle ball bat posted:

i can see that lady's cellulite thru her sweatpants, how is this erotic?!?!

you gay shawty?

wiffle ball bat
Oct 2, 2015

by Shine


see now this is an rear end you can set your watch to. note how the integrity of the butt cheeks is maintained throughout the hula motion, there is no lapse in smoothness. slap that rear end and it returns to form by my calculations in 2.4 jiggles max. note how it smiles, like it's making a new friend and is very pleased to meet you.

wiffle ball bat
Oct 2, 2015

by Shine

thathonkey posted:

you gay shawty?

no, you're gay. gay for cottage cheese. and that's ok. god bless you.

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

Wiffle ball bat I think you need to educate yourself on Curvies and PAWGS, I think you have a lot to learn :colbert:

Tenacious J
Nov 20, 2002

wiffle ball bat posted:

see now this is an rear end you can set your watch to. note how the integrity of the butt cheeks is maintained throughout the hula motion, there is no lapse in smoothness. slap that rear end and it returns to form by my calculations in 2.4 jiggles max. note how it smiles, like it's making a new friend and is very pleased to meet you.

On the contrary, look at the edges and you'll notice a deformation from ( to < which indicates a higher fat:muscle ratio than what is commonly considered perfect.

That said, I personally enjoy all rear end types equally.

Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

borkborkborkmorkmorkmork-gabbalooins

mysterious frankie posted:

I'll die on my own terms, as my father did and his father before him.

They sound like honorable men. I wish I could say I came from a line of honorable men.

wiffle ball bat
Oct 2, 2015

by Shine

Tenacious J posted:

On the contrary, look at the edges and you'll notice a deformation from ( to < which indicates a higher fat:muscle ratio than what is commonly considered perfect.

that's what gives the rear end character and personality, like marilyn monroe's beauty mark.


quote:

That said, I personally enjoy all rear end types equally.




Professor Shark posted:

Wiffle ball bat I think you need to educate yourself on Curvies and PAWGS, I think you have a lot to learn :colbert:




here's some curvy pawgs for your perusal. imo 1, 3, 2, 4.

mysterious frankie
Jan 11, 2009

This displeases Dev- ..van. Shut up.

Nigmaetcetera posted:

They sound like honorable men. I wish I could say I came from a line of honorable men.

A legacy has to start somewhere, friend. Put your dick away and be the change you want to see in the world.

Mr. Unlucky
Nov 1, 2006

by R. Guyovich
good luck

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Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

wiffle ball bat posted:

that's what gives the rear end character and personality, like marilyn monroe's beauty mark.

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