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numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

didnt read the thread but opening up the shop this morning i found a UPS pen

made my fuckin day

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numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

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thathonkey posted:

nice !!! enjoy it brother i cant think of anyone who deserves it more
its that familiar brown, its got the gold UPS shield, and instead of your standard clicker style it has what looks like a pen cap BUT you twist it sideways to unsheathe the roller nib, black ink

10/10 great pen

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

jgat4evr posted:

might just be that time of the month, op
that time to get serious and get STAEDTLER

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

gentleman gets your dicks out

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

my member is so swollen right now

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

AEMINAL posted:

Take 200 mcg LSD with 100 mg MDMA and do nitrous whippits

your wlecome lol :q:
i think you can hear colors if you do this right

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

she looks cute and comfortable

very pneumatic

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

donkey salami posted:

I will jerk it to vanilla porn today in solidarity with op

Shemales got to be considered vanilla by now right?
bailey is vanilla with a twist

ive been so busy with sports and partying with my bois but havnt been laid or JO'ed for a while my BALLS feel like ripe plums about to explode

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

Nigmaetcetera posted:

If you don't jerk it you'll die a painful death, scientific fact.
as opposed to la petite mort

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

wanna see that thick babe dominate some skinny twink fuckboi

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numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

Professor Shark posted:

I guess I could pay a bit of attention to the op though:

OP whenever I quit drinking beer for a few weeks I lose quite a bit of weight and feel great, then I drink beer again
winter time could go either way with quitting or slowing down on the drinking

on one hand its only xmas parties to worry about so you save your consumption just for special occasions and go hog wild

but on the other hand there isnt much to do except sit inside and get drunk

could go either way

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