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Kindergarten Camp
Nov 27, 2015

Was it a good sandwich? And what kind?

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STABASS
Apr 18, 2009

Fun Shoe
My mom made me sandwiches but then she died.

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

Kindergarten Camp posted:

Was it a good sandwich? And what kind?

momerath
Nov 15, 2014
subway lunch choice: white or honey oat, black forest ham, provolone, spinach, green peppers, tomatoes, cucumbers, salt and pepper, and yes you wage slave toast it.


poster of the year

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

momerath posted:

poster of the year

Thanks, I do what I can to make threads better!



inokichi
Nov 3, 2005

More than I've made cum I can tell you that.

circ dick soleil
Sep 27, 2012

by zen death robot
all of them

NomChompsky
Sep 17, 2008

I dunno tbh

Lucky Guy
Jan 24, 2013

TY for no bm

inokichi posted:

More than I've made cum I can tell you that.

going down on the girl who's making your avocado blt at subway is just polite

cheese sandwich
Feb 9, 2009

women these days want to be made sandwiches

it's a strange world

BONE DOG
Jun 7, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

Professor Shark posted:

Thanks, I do what I can to make threads better!





Dat derrière

Ben Smash
Aug 22, 2005

LARDROOM
Grimey Drawer
Just my mom and my wife, tyvm. I am a Christian man with sound morals. I don't go around demanding sandwiches from women I don't intend on marrying! Y'all should be ashamed of yourselves.

Testikles
Feb 22, 2009
Quite a few but that was usually their paid job.

Ben Smash
Aug 22, 2005

LARDROOM
Grimey Drawer

Testikles posted:

Quite a few but that was usually their paid job.

The same could be said for your sexual partners, I'm guessing.

ArgoATX
Dec 10, 2014

Cantaloupe posted:

My mom made me sandwiches but then she died.

yeah mine too, i haven't eaten a sandwich in 19 years

Testikles
Feb 22, 2009

Ben Smash posted:

The same could be said for your sexual partners, I'm guessing.

No, I'm pretty cheap.

ArgoATX
Dec 10, 2014

Testikles posted:

No, I'm pretty cheap.

who spends two hundred bucks on a prostitute when you can get a handgun online for the same price and then have sex with all the prostitutes you want

ashgromnies
Jun 19, 2004
there's a sandwich place operated by a bunch of middle eastern muslims, there's a cutie in a niqab there that always makes my sammies

they make sandwiches with ham in them and they're sacrilicious

BONE DOG
Jun 7, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
A girl once threw a sandwich at me

Son of Rodney
Feb 22, 2006

ohmygodohmygodohmygod

I am that sandwich.

wiffle ball bat
Oct 2, 2015

by Shine
im sorry but that's not a good rear end, you're wrong to enjoy it.

wiffle ball bat
Oct 2, 2015

by Shine


peace at last. i was about to lose my thanksgiving leftovers. type 2 diabetes is not sexy

ghosTTy
Sep 22, 2008

Professor Shark posted:

Thanks, I do what I can to make threads better!





PAWG QUEEN

wiffle ball bat
Oct 2, 2015

by Shine
more like, dairy queen. queen of the golden corral.

wiffle ball bat
Oct 2, 2015

by Shine
a whole generation of weirdos with fat moms chasing after that double wide heart disease rear end what birthed them, its shameful

Germstore
Oct 17, 2012

A Serious Candidate For a Serious Time
I like big butts and I cannot lie, but I don't know what's even going on with that whole situation.

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


Professor Shark posted:

Thanks, I do what I can to make threads better!





She could use a few less sandwiches.

ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot
an uncanny can

wiffle ball bat
Oct 2, 2015

by Shine
a pair of sweatpants stuffed with 200 lbs of mashed potatos

CaptainSarcastic
Jul 6, 2013



Steatopygia, it looks like.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Steatopygia

BONE DOG
Jun 7, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
That butt is far too big for my tastes but shes otherwise relatively thin. Is there even anything a woman could do about that? Is it possible to be overweight but carry all of that extra weight jn your butt?

Moola
Aug 16, 2006

Professor Shark posted:

Thanks, I do what I can to make threads better!





I love you man

wiffle ball bat
Oct 2, 2015

by Shine

moose face posted:

That butt is far too big for my tastes but shes otherwise relatively thin. Is there even anything a woman could do about that? Is it possible to be overweight but carry all of that extra weight jn your butt?

it's a hot girl in the process of becoming morbidly obese. all that cottage cheese in her hips and thighs is going to consume the rest of her body. people begin the journey to fatness in different ways, but it always ends in the same place.

wiffle ball bat
Oct 2, 2015

by Shine
i really had no idea so many dudes found lumpy mashed tater butts hot, this is mind blowing to me. god bless you each and every one of you.

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


Her butt would probably go all over the place if you took the tight sweat pants off.

momerath
Nov 15, 2014
there's a bunch of her pictures of her online and she doesn't have any cellulite. i mean there's the chance that they could be photoshopped but they're Instagram quality so :shrug:

flerp
Feb 25, 2014
my mom did, my grandmas, both i think, maybe my aunt once? uhhhh im not sure op, thats an odd question

Monday_
Feb 18, 2006

Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.
The Great Twist

momerath posted:

there's a bunch of her pictures of her online and she doesn't have any cellulite. i mean there's the chance that they could be photoshopped but they're Instagram quality so :shrug:

Gonna need to see a link.

For science.

ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot

Monday_ posted:

Gonna need to see a link.

For science.

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Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

Moola posted:

I love you man

I love you too man

lol at wiffle bat's psychotic break down that I'm taking credit for inducing

I hope his psychiatrist writes down PAWG? Investigate later... during one of his many sessions

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