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SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


Nothing beats a good sequel to your favorite movie. Below is some bad ideas for sequels to movies that don't deserve a sequel.

Actually this is a tie together retelling of 2 movies...

Captain Phillips - Cast Away

The movie is about a captain of a cargo ship that gets attacked by pirates. But then he runs the cargo ship into a storm and it sinks. Now he has to spend the next 20 years living on a stranded island with the pirates that took his ship. It would be a great tale of enemies learning to work together to survive.

The Big Lebowski 2 - The Dudier

It turns out that Lebowski did actually give them the money before they tossed the ringer and the dude and his friends finally get that dumb kid to give the bag back. Now the sequel is just about them partying with a million dollars, also there would be some bowling involved.

Reservoir Dogs 2 - Another job gone bad

It turns out that a few of the dogs in the first movie actually survived and now they are planning their new heist. However this one goes bad too and they are left trying to figure out who is bringing the bad luck to the team?

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Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
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ask me anything about robots
Buglord
efb lol

Matoi Ryuko
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Non
Stop
Star Wars 7

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Maldoror
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by R. Guyovich
Nap Ghost
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Orkin Mang
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by FactsAreUseless
babe 3: killing floor

Sponge Baathist
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by FactsAreUseless
Up 2: Falling Down

down n out
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Nap Ghost
Requiem for a Dream II: Colorado Dreamin'

MyronGognitti
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by zen death robot
Beverly Hills Cop 4: Son of Cop

givepatajob
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One finds that this is the best of all possible worlds.
Doom House 2: DB3 is down

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

:parrot::parrot::parrot:



Give Pat a Job posted:

Doom House 2: DB3 is down

Why? Whyyyy? WWWHHHHYYYYY

Egbert Souse
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Salo 2: Electric Boogaloo

well HECK Phil
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Toilet Rascal
General Bullshit 3: The Feel Good Years

Moon Atari
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Scarface 2: Tony Montana survived and now he is back to work his way up the criminal ladder once again and this time he won't get his comeuppance but will instead be recognized as the baddest motherfucker in town

Metagrubs
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Lipstick Apathy
Eraserhead 2: Colorado Springs

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Anchorman 2: The legend continues

1000 Sweaty Rikers
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Serenity II: Space Faeces

Illavick
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WHENA MINA RENA VATIVE
Shoah 2: Shoah Harder

EDIT: The Crying Game 2: Trap City Superstars

Jellidelic
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Jellidelic
Nov 28, 2011

ClamdestineBoyster posted:

Schindlers List II: Even Schindlier

Schindlers list II: checkin it twice

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Good Will Hunting 2

1000 Sweaty Rikers
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Mississippi Burning 2: FIresnake VS Overgourd.

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The Room 2: This time I'm trying to be funny on purpose!

1000 Sweaty Rikers
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Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

naw, you love it you little ho-bot :roboluv:

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H.H
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Slaughterhouse V: Billy Pilgrim vs. Agent Orange

Egbert Souse
Nov 6, 2008

Clifford 2



HALLOWEEN CINE D

Metagrubs
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Lipstick Apathy
13 Monkeys

Wild T
Dec 15, 2008

The point I'm trying to make is that the only way to come out on top is to kick the Air Force in the nuts, beart it savagely with a weight and take a dump on it's face.
World Trade Center 2: ALLAHU ACKBARDER

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S.J.C.

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.

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Pillbug
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sensible dissent dispenser
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Return Of JimmyJars
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by FactsAreUseless

Microwaves Mom posted:

The Room 2: This time I'm trying to be funny on purpose!

Isn't this a thing?

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Slappy Pappy
Oct 15, 2003

Mighty, mighty eagle soaring free
Defender of our homes and liberty
Bravery, humility, and honesty...
Mighty, mighty eagle, rescue me!
Dinosaur Gum
Benjamin Button: Into the Womb

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