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a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

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where the x-mans and fant4stic 4 are :confused:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uVdV-lxRPFo

what do you think? i like the homoerotic punching

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a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

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Professor Shark posted:

They should really just make movies about Captain America living his life, going to the store and being confused, stuff like that

i like it

movie better feature this heartbreaking scene from th e comics:

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

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a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

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Professor Shark posted:

This looks terrible

COMIC MOVIE NEWS SCOOP: Captain America: Civil War to be 3-hour slap fight between two men who clearly want to bugger each other very badly

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

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gary oldmans diary posted:

i meant legally once its in public domain

pretty slick, rick

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

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social vegan posted:

cool i hope they finally make one where america CRAPtain doesn't suck a dude off, i get that it's progressive but it doesn't fit in my headcanon (little pun for you there op ;) )

sorry man it is gonna be the usual gay love triangle they always have in these movies



a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

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social vegan posted:

haha more like craptain europe base don those pictures

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a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

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what do Superman an Bateman think about abortions??

i bet abortion doctors remind batman of the guy that killed his parents. it is why bruce wayne shot up that clinic.

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

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Madcosby posted:

That trailer looked loving awesome

embrace cool comic book movies, you haters

i agree

i aint a hateful goon, like all the other goons

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

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babypolis posted:

that ironman vs the gayboyz fight at the end looks badass

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

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yeah spoilers for the wrap-up to civil war

cap dies lol

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

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my fav thing in civil war. needs to be in the movie

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

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The Taint Reaper posted:

Captain America has always been a liberal, it's Iron Man who is a conservative.

yeah stark is literally a military-industrial complex war profiteer

stan lee said he wanted to create a repulsive character to see if he could get readers to like him anyway

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

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Dapper_Swindler posted:

I think its more, Cap wants bucky to get off with all the murders(including jfk) because "he is my friend and hypnosis" and stark/government wants him either to stand trial or put a bullet in his skull. I kinda side with stark for once.

stark has almost ended the world at least a couple times

remember the killer robots? i would bring that up real loving quick if he ever tried to get preachy with me

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

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why isnt tony stark in jail?

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

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Agag posted:

Captain America would never accidentally almost destroy the world. At worst, he would accidentally punch or kick the wrong person and then sincerely apologize and go out of his way to make it up to them.

that captain america is a good dude. i'd even let him date my sister.

tony stark is a metal menace (is the headline i would publish if i was j. jonah jameson)

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

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Stick Figure Mafia posted:

is this in the same universe as jessica jones and daredevil?


is there gonna be rape subtext throughout and vincent d'onofrio smashing a guys face with a car door?

avengers: infinity war will be 2.5 hours of thanos violently raping the hulk and the post-credits scene will surprise audiences with the reveal that his rape crisis counselor is Man-Thing

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a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

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Stick Figure Mafia posted:

then why are those shows good and the movies bad?

if it wasn't for fury road i'd say guardians of the galaxy was the best movie i've seen in the last 5 years

captain america 2 is also good

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