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Teriyaki Koinku
Nov 25, 2008

Bread! Bread! Bread!

Bread! BREAD! BREAD!
"Dad? What are video game cables?"

"gently caress off, son, I'm watching my animes."

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Jukeboxblues
Jul 29, 2015


Grimey Drawer
Hey guys lets play another game!

*Takes out game without turning off the console first*

*sit there for a bit without resetting the consol once the new game was in*

*fucks around with memory cards expecting something to happen*

"Hey dude you're not suppose to do that with the playstations I think"

"Heh don't worry about it! Its working now lets play!"

*gets up and immediately trips over the cords he tangled himself in while waiting and brings the tv crashing to the ground*

thewireguy
Jul 2, 2013
Saving, do not mess with the machine

Trip!

thewireguy
Jul 2, 2013
And an unplug during a fighting game...

Your buddy takes the opportunity to to super-awesome-combo before you can get it plugged back in...

Drad_Bert
Jun 26, 2013

by Smythe
*puts strychnine in ur epi pen*

TOOT BOOT
May 25, 2010

criscodisco posted:

No lunkhead, the board. He want going to buy a new Clue every time Brian came over.

maybe you should buy a clue

Germstore
Oct 17, 2012

A Serious Candidate For a Serious Time
Here's a house rule, Brian doesn't loving get to play Clue anymore!

Famethrowa
Oct 5, 2012

criscodisco posted:

My friend Brian would always get nervous and throw up all over the Clue board game when we were kids, so my dad took it to work and had it laminated.

maybe you shoulda played sorry instead

Famethrowa
Oct 5, 2012

Or did he poo poo himself when he got knocked back to start?

spacemang_spliff
Nov 29, 2014

wide pickle

Moridin920 posted:

just watch where you're loving going, patrick, goddamn

so very happy that I wasn't high when I saw this post

MiracleWhale
Jun 30, 2015


*takes cd out of PlayStation, hocks a huge loogie on it, polishes on shirt*

Vulture
Aug 7, 2012

i had a small tv in my room with everything optimized so no friend could trip over cords and ruin everyones fun.

also everyone brings up goldeneye for n64, but does anyone remember banjo-tooies spilitscreen? i remember it being fun.

e: also if we're talking about childhood video game memories, screen-peeking should be brought up too

Vulture fucked around with this message at 06:06 on Dec 10, 2015

Dinosaurmageddon
Jul 7, 2007

by zen death robot
Hell Gem
"GUYS, I SAID PIZZA'S HERE, so PAUSE IT while I find my mom!"
one minute of free kills later
"...forgot where she left the money- hey I said to PAUSE IT- :trips: gently caress!"

Dinosaurmageddon
Jul 7, 2007

by zen death robot
Hell Gem
"Guys, CLEAR A SPACE ON THE TABLE, pizza's here!"

:: pushes giant pizza box onto coffee table and knocks over every single drink in the process ::

"I ordered Hawaiian by the way, hope that's okay."

proof of concept
Mar 6, 2005

by FactsAreUseless

Vulture posted:

e: also if we're talking about childhood video game memories, screen-peeking should be brought up too

if that's why you lost it means you weren't actually any good anyway you crybaby

NoNotTheMindProbe
Aug 9, 2010
pony porn was here
*refuses to wear prescription glasses while playing Halo*

*gets headshot with the pistol 5 times in a row and then throws a tantrum*

opus111
Jul 6, 2014

taking in all the split screens at once and figuring out what to do was always part of the game because it was available to everyone.

what about the friend who would turn psycho if they lost? One of mine would bite his controller and hurt his teeth if i beat him at super mario kart. He was such a weirdo. also generally throwing controllers everywhere, smashing the console with his fist etc etc

criscodisco
Feb 18, 2004

do it

opus111 posted:


what about the friend who would turn psycho if they lost? One of mine would bite his controller and hurt his teeth if i beat him at super mario kart. He was such a weirdo. also generally throwing controllers everywhere, smashing the console with his fist etc etc

That was my cousin Scott. There was always a NES controller embedded in there drywall of his bedroom. One time I watched him rip a Power Pad in half like a Hulk Hogan shirt because I was cheating at Track & Field 2 by lying on my stomach and playing the foot sensors like a drum. It was the damnedest thing, because he was only 7 and that thing was made of plastic!

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012
*caused a chain reaction involving many drinks spilled, electronics equipment ruined, me getting my rear end stomped by the older kid whose SNES it was*

i say "gently caress you i dont even like donkey kong country you're all human being monkeys" then leave

Idiot Kicker
Jun 13, 2007
drat you OP, I tripped over my HDMI cable like 10 minutes ago

Squack McQuack
Nov 20, 2013

by Modern Video Games
*the scent of stale milk precedes my entry*

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Jastiger
Oct 11, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
*immediately pauses game to look at the moves list*


*ten minutes later after everyone else is bored of watching me practice the moves to get them right*

Ok ready, lets go!

*instantly loses*

gently caress this game.




Also lol if you didn't get color coded N64 controllers to see which was which when the mass inevitably became a Rat King of controllers.

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