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xutech
Mar 4, 2011

EIIST

A sniper rifle that fellates me when I hit something and posts the video to youtube.

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BigBoss
Jan 26, 2012

by Lowtax
Zapping. That's gonna be sweet.

SPACE HOMOS
Jan 12, 2005

stillsuit so i can pee my pants and drink it no problem

Macnult
Jul 7, 2013

A hoverboard that's actually a hoverboard and not some retarded hands-free segway.

ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot
wifi Twinkies that hurl insults and cruel, cutting remarks at you

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord

Aralan posted:

Do they have to be std free, what if my holo deck fantasy is getting my neg hole pozzed

Whatever floats ones boat. I'm not even gay so this will have to be a legit rape/gangbang of me by myself.

Maldoror
Oct 5, 2003

by R. Guyovich
Nap Ghost
,.

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Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
hangover free booze

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Chinatown posted:

hangover free booze

We have that now, it's also calorie free and called weed.

Maldoror
Oct 5, 2003

by R. Guyovich
Nap Ghost



Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec
An Arby's on the Moon

somuch_gravy
Oct 25, 2014

this place is good and not bad
robot wife wont do anal

Maldoror
Oct 5, 2003

by R. Guyovich
Nap Ghost












ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot

Hector Beerlioz posted:

An Arby's on the Moon

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

space weed

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
A remote control that can alter the size of women's breasts.

Nelson Mandingo
Mar 27, 2005




Toilet that examines my poop and tells me if I need to go to doctor.

AEMINAL
May 22, 2015

barf barf i am a dog, barf on your carpet, barf

Hell Yeah posted:

space weed

this exists, it's called changa and is a mix of DMT (and MAOI inhibitor thing) and a herb

edit: ^^^^ the germans will have this developed in a few years, i guarantee it. they already have poop shelf toilets lmao

edit2: vvvv :gonk:

FlimFlam Imam
Mar 1, 2007

Standing on a hill in my mountain of dreams

Nelson Mandingo posted:

Toilet that examines my poop and tells me if I need to go to doctor.

Get a load of this motherless guy.

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

zero gravity butts

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Applewhite posted:

A remote control that can alter the size of women's breasts.

Takes 2DD batteries. :iamafag:

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost

VendaGoat posted:

Takes 2DD batteries. :iamafag:

:iamafag:

Uberskooper
Apr 30, 2007
Skoops up goood
The iPhone 14s, with 5% faster processor and a bit thinner.

FlimFlam Imam
Mar 1, 2007

Standing on a hill in my mountain of dreams

Uberskooper posted:

The iPhone 14s, with 5% faster processor and a bit thinner.

fuckin' sweet brah

Bleh Maestro
Aug 30, 2003

Uberskooper posted:

The iPhone 14s, with 5% faster processor and a bit thinner.

Bro, it's gonna have a fingerprint scanner.

I'm looking forward to future drugs. Heroin without withdrawal. Crack without being so....cracky.

And space weed obviously (beaten)

Hometown Slime Queen
Oct 26, 2004

the GOAT
Second Life becomes your only life

Pretty good
Apr 16, 2007



Solid gold babies/pets

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

dating sites for robot ppl

somuch_gravy
Oct 25, 2014

this place is good and not bad
gay android president

AEMINAL
May 22, 2015

barf barf i am a dog, barf on your carpet, barf
15x15x15 ft concrete apartment without windows

Relief plumbing

Frugal nourishment valves

Living OLED display concrete

Fiber jack for high speed connections

Temperfoam Mattress Floor

Free 14 day virtua window subscription ready to use with OLED-surface

Hi Cap Multi Powerjacks rated up to 4000 W p/ slot

Surveilled Reinforced Dual Airlock


Convenient corner shop on sub basement -6 for any extra needs.


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Eddy-Baby
Mar 8, 2006

₤₤LOADSA MONAY₤₤
I'm going to make a sweet moisture condenser made out of a tarpaulin and a bucket

My less-radioactive water is going to bring all the boys to the yard

Neo_Crimson
Aug 15, 2011

"Is that your final dandy?"
loving Teleportation man.

We're hosed if the furthest mankind can go is Mars or something. Even with FTL travel the universe is still too drat big to get anywhere useful. We need to tell the concepts of distance and speed to go gently caress themselves and figure out a way to go anywhere instantly. Then we can freely leave this shithole planet and pillage the stars.

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
real life anime which then hunts humanity to extinction

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
i wanna be a Tek junkie

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

mustard and mayonnaise in the same jar

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

dogs that ride skateboards

Lawrence Gilchrist
Mar 31, 2010

is the panopticon real yet im uncomfy not being looked at constantly

AEMINAL
May 22, 2015

barf barf i am a dog, barf on your carpet, barf

Neo_Crimson posted:

loving Teleportation man.

We're hosed if the furthest mankind can go is Mars or something. Even with FTL travel the universe is still too drat big to get anywhere useful. We need to tell the concepts of distance and speed to go gently caress themselves and figure out a way to go anywhere instantly. Then we can freely leave this shithole planet and pillage the stars.

*Trials teleportation device for the first time and enters the Fart Dimension*

Status: Very Not Nice

Glasgow Kiss
Dec 12, 2007

Oh, put that thing away, Samurai. We all know what's going to happen. You'll swing your sword, I'll fly away, and probably say something like, "I'll be back, Samurai!" And then I'll flutter over the horizon and we probably won't see each for... about a week. And then we'll do the same thing again.
gene therapy to produce glow in the dark cum

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the great deceiver
Sep 23, 2003

why the feds worried bout me clockin on this corner/
when there's politicians out here gettin popped in arizona
the future of narcotics

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