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numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

Neo_Crimson posted:

loving Teleportation man.

We're hosed if the furthest mankind can go is Mars or something. Even with FTL travel the universe is still too drat big to get anywhere useful. We need to tell the concepts of distance and speed to go gently caress themselves and figure out a way to go anywhere instantly. Then we can freely leave this shithole planet and pillage the stars.
you are still thinking inside the box

all we really need to do is transport our consciousness across the universe

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Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec
I wish to fight for ISIS in outer space

u sp33k l33t br0
Sep 12, 2007

Who Doesn't Like Intercourse?
Soiled Meat
XBOX 2

AEMINAL
May 22, 2015

barf barf i am a dog, barf on your carpet, barf
Future drugs have already been here for a while:

This is illegal



MDMA (Ecstacy)

This is legal:



5-MAPB

And the funny thing is that 5-MAPB is better, lasts longer, and has about 5 siblings that resemble MDMA in some way and are still legal.

There are hundreds of legal chems resembling narcotics that are completely legal out there, everything from cannabinoids to fentanyl heroin copycats

The future is now

edit: I just got 2 blotters of 1P-LSD from the UK, it literally metabolizes into regular old LSD in your body after you ingest it. Completely legal. Identical to LSD. :q:

AEMINAL fucked around with this message at 00:56 on Dec 5, 2015

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

A button that mutes Patrick Monahan no matter where he is or what he is doing.

Leroy Dennui
Aug 9, 2014

Gina McCarthy made us gay,
but we would not have met
had Biden not dropped his cones
:gaysper::frogbon:
A microwave that makes things cold.

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

transparent yoga pants

chaosbreather
Dec 9, 2001

Wry and wise,
but also very sexual.

handheld fax machine

glowstick party tonight
Oct 4, 2003

by zen death robot
machines for ur home where you can make ur pee into potable water so you don't have to waste so much water flushing the toilet any more

hopefully they can make a version that gets rid of the nasty stuff but keeps all those lovely amphetamine metabolites

Roy
Sep 24, 2007
Talking chairs

*sits down*

"Ugh wtf you fatass"

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

mdm posted:

machines for ur home where you can make ur pee into potable water so you don't have to waste so much water flushing the toilet any more

hopefully they can make a version that gets rid of the nasty stuff but keeps all those lovely amphetamine metabolites

Oh yeah sure use the "pee filter" yuppy. :airquote:

*pisses directly into own mouth*

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

chaosbreather posted:

handheld fax machine
what a world that would be

glowstick party tonight
Oct 4, 2003

by zen death robot

ClamdestineBoyster posted:

Oh yeah sure use the "pee filter" yuppy. :airquote:

*pisses directly into own mouth*

i only like to drink the pure pee of others though so it's great for the home, when I'm on the go I don't need a filter

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

mdm posted:

i only like to drink the pure pee of others though so it's great for the home, when I'm on the go I don't need a filter

Urine good health.

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

a self balancing check register

naem
May 29, 2011

I just bought some Bluetooth headphones and I can't believe it lol

naem
May 29, 2011

Neo_Crimson posted:

loving Teleportation man.

We're hosed if the furthest mankind can go is Mars or something. Even with FTL travel the universe is still too drat big to get anywhere useful. We need to tell the concepts of distance and speed to go gently caress themselves and figure out a way to go anywhere instantly. Then we can freely leave this shithole planet and pillage the stars.

Artificial intelligence ships with frozen human embryos that can travel thousands of years as necessary and thaw us out and populate new planets

Jst0rm
Sep 16, 2012
Grimey Drawer
organic robot ladies.

Jst0rm
Sep 16, 2012
Grimey Drawer

naem posted:

Artificial intelligence ships with frozen human embryos that can travel thousands of years as necessary and thaw us out and populate new planets

eggs and sperm are more stable. Make the embryos when they get there.

spud
Aug 27, 2003

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
When I can 3D print working versions of my friend's hot mum

Pretty good
Apr 16, 2007



Dangerous words

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

spud posted:

When I can 3D print working versions of my friend's hot mum

3D print your own microwave's mom

Matoi Ryuko
Jan 6, 2004


Flightsuit...

circ dick soleil
Sep 27, 2012

by zen death robot
spray-on clothes and diamond jaws

wrinkles smoothed by nanoclaws

DoctorStrangelove
Jun 7, 2012

IT WOULD NOT BE DIFFICULT MEIN FUHRER!

Nanomachines, son.

naem
May 29, 2011

Jst0rm posted:

eggs and sperm are more stable. Make the embryos when they get there.

We should probably be REALLY nice to the AI's so they like us and actually whip up a fresh batch of humans when they get there instead of just, AI sex with each other all day or like wii sports or whatever

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec
Socialism that works

Matoi Ryuko
Jan 6, 2004


DoctorStrangelove posted:

Nanomachines, son.

That's kind of broad, isn't it?

circ dick soleil
Sep 27, 2012

by zen death robot
I can't wait until everything becomes formless dust and the planet is swept away by solar wind.

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
Water to Cocaine converters

Juando290
Apr 22, 2007

You stopped toe curlin in the hot tub cause you heard sperms stay alive in there and you have seen Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles enough times to know how that story ends.
Real answer.

Magic leap.

Mr. Unlucky
Nov 1, 2006

by R. Guyovich
probably some sort of thing that can turn all the ugly people into not ugly people

extra stout
Feb 24, 2005

ISILDUR's ERR
the heat death of the universe ending all of the technologies you listed and finally put mankind in a place with privacy and dignity again: the abyss

Larry Parrish
Jul 9, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

AEMINAL posted:

Future drugs have already been here for a while:

This is illegal



MDMA (Ecstacy)

This is legal:



5-MAPB

And the funny thing is that 5-MAPB is better, lasts longer, and has about 5 siblings that resemble MDMA in some way and are still legal.

There are hundreds of legal chems resembling narcotics that are completely legal out there, everything from cannabinoids to fentanyl heroin copycats

The future is now

edit: I just got 2 blotters of 1P-LSD from the UK, it literally metabolizes into regular old LSD in your body after you ingest it. Completely legal. Identical to LSD. :q:

OP is going to get mysterious liver cancer

Pretty good
Apr 16, 2007



Platonic warfare

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Redgrendel2001
Sep 1, 2006

you literally think a person saying their NBA team of choice being better than the fucking 76ers is a 'schtick'

a literal thing you think.

Glasgow Kiss posted:

gene therapy to produce glow in the dark cum

GFP-labeled sperm. We could do that right now. It wouldn't even be too difficult.

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