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Old timey GBS had one of these, and I say it's time it came back. Post the odd things you do that you don't think anyone else does. As it turns out, someone else often does them. If no one does what you do? You got it off your chest. There's no judgement in this thread. I'll kick it off. 1. I'm uncomfortable if I don't have something to drink at all times, especially when working on something. I've drank 2 gallons of lemon-lime gatorade in a day while programming something. 2. I find it relaxing and comforting to slide the seams of sheets, pillowcases, etc. under my fingernails, especially when going to sleep. I kept the ragged bits of a baby blanket because it had textures I really liked. 3. If I am eating at a restaurant and the meal is half rice (especially Chinese), I will make sure to eat at a rate that I will not run out of rice or meat so one is left without the other. If I have meat and no rice, I have to get more rice. I think Italians call this "working your plate," but for me it just feels like something I have to do to enjoy the meal. 4. I tap my fingers in songs' melodies I like, especially dramatic ones, as if was playing a piano. I cannot play the piano. I gave up at the "two hands" part. What do you do?
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i have sex. i call friedns on the phone
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Dec 4, 2015 20:51
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i scratch my ballsack with my hand prostethic and then run it through the dishwasher
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Dec 4, 2015 20:59
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whenever i stay in a hotel i like to take a really hot shower with the bathroom door open then draw naked stick figures on the windows and mirrors as gifts for the next person
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Dec 4, 2015 21:00
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Sometimes my penis gets hard and I rub it until stuff comes out and then it's not hard anymore.
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Dec 4, 2015 21:02
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Real talk though if I'm ever going to mime playing along to a song I like it's always air bass. I play piano for real.
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Dec 4, 2015 21:06
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I give to charities and don't claim them on my taxes. I'm ashamed! 
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Dec 4, 2015 21:08
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I put on my turn signal when I'm about to change lanes on the freeway, and then I turn it off when I'm about halfway in, so that way nobody has to prepare as if I'm trying to merge 2 lanes at once.
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Dec 4, 2015 21:09
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eat rear end for the taste
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Dec 4, 2015 21:12
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I touch my Weiner and sometimes touch my girlfriends she-weiner
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Dec 4, 2015 21:12
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if i'm wearing a band t-shirt and listening to music, i feel tacky if i listen to a song by that band, I.E. wearing a Megadeth t-shirt and "Holy Wars" comes on my Pandora station i also can only sleep on my back, arms to my sides like a corpse. no other position is comfortable to me.
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Dec 4, 2015 21:16
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i get blackout drunk almost every day and im about to poo poo my pants
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Dec 4, 2015 21:20
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dad gay. so what posted:i get blackout drunk almost every day and im about to poo poo my pants That's why I just sit on the toilet and drink
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Dec 4, 2015 21:24
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Enfield posted:i scratch my ballsack with my hand prostethic and then run it through the dishwasher how the gently caress do you close the dishwasher door with your balls in there?
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Dec 4, 2015 21:24
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I write with my lefthands sometimes just incase I lose my right hand in some kind of accident.
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Dec 4, 2015 21:27
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a bone to pick posted:how the gently caress do you close the dishwasher door with your balls in there? 
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dad gay. so what posted:i get blackout drunk almost every day and im about to poo poo my pants my rear end is running like a jersey city gutter
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Dec 4, 2015 21:33
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i post and poo poo at the same time every time
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Dec 4, 2015 21:33
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I'm conscious of what goes in my body and am not on a mission to kill myself slowly and in the most expensive way possible.
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Dec 4, 2015 21:34
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I am paranoid that my toilet will overflow and flood my apartment. This happened at my house when I was a kid so it at least makes sense. After I flush the toilet I wait for the water to stop running before I leave the bathroom.
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Dec 4, 2015 21:37
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I do this thing with my ears, I have no idea if it's called anything, where I clench some sort of muscle and it makes this satisfying crunching noise. I think it has something to do with pressing waxy ear walls together or something. Ever since I was a kid, I would ear clench to the beat of music, if I was nervous, or to try to unclog waxy buildup if my hearing got fuzzy. For the longest time I thought nothing of it, until my first girlfriend asked me what that weird noise coming from my head was, and I was shocked that it was audible to anyone but myself. I still struggle to describe exactly what I'm doing when others hear it and ask what I'm doing. I still don't understand what's going on exactly but I still like ear clenching to the beat of music.
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Dec 4, 2015 21:40
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1. I have callouses on my hands from lifting weights/not being a little bitch boy and like to bite the hardened skin into little points and then rub the little points on my face 2. It often have fantasies of climbing down into like a secret hatch or compartment and going down-down-down into the earth or a secret fortress or bunker 3. Poop 4-5 times a day 4. I have been told by multiple people that I am the only person they've ever met who swishes coffee around in my mouth before swallowing it 5. I have recently started defacing property and stealing things (2 bags of starbucks coffee last week I am hoping to meet winona rider this way)
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Dec 4, 2015 21:54
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final2percent posted:I do this thing with my ears, I have no idea if it's called anything, where I clench some sort of muscle and it makes this satisfying crunching noise. I think it has something to do with pressing waxy ear walls together or something. Ever since I was a kid, I would ear clench to the beat of music, if I was nervous, or to try to unclog waxy buildup if my hearing got fuzzy. yeah I can click my right ear for some reason but not the left
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Dec 4, 2015 21:57
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Lord Binky posted:yeah I can click my right ear for some reason but not the left how about when you swallow? i noticed that the clicking happens every time i swallow as well
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Dec 4, 2015 21:58
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Toadstrieb posted:1. I have callouses on my hands from lifting weights/not being a little bitch boy and like to bite the hardened skin into little points and then rub the little points on my face you sound like a future serial killer
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Dec 4, 2015 21:59
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final2percent posted:how about when you swallow? i noticed that the clicking happens every time i swallow as well yep same here!! we're ear buddies now
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Dec 4, 2015 21:59
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Lord Binky posted:yep same here!! we're ear buddies now 
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a bone to pick posted:you sound like a future serial killer makin' me sad now I just came here to feel accepted jeez
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Dec 4, 2015 22:02
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i scratch my butt crack and then smell my fingers which smell like my butt crack
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Dec 4, 2015 22:04
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I hav a maseters degree an I like to draw aminals
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Dec 4, 2015 22:11
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I compulsively gently caress the OP's mom.
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Dec 4, 2015 22:39
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i hold my dick all the time
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Dec 4, 2015 22:41
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My brain is broken in a way where I specifically construct and manipulate events in my life to go down in a sitcom like fashion.
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Dec 4, 2015 22:41
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i ejaculate several times when masturbating and i cant figure out why. can never reach a climax, and have never been able to reach a point where i become flaccid. tried googling.
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Dec 4, 2015 22:43
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mr.capps posted:My brain is broken in a way where I specifically construct and manipulate events in my life to go down in a sitcom like fashion. not sure if you're joking, but i went to school with someone who actually did this. it was annoying because he spoke primarily in semi-funny one-liners and you could tell he was imagining a laugh track going off behind his crazed eyes
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Dec 4, 2015 22:46
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y'all I also always hold my eggs and johnson while brushing my teeth
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Dec 4, 2015 22:48
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I........... poop
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Dec 4, 2015 22:50
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I have a glass of milk with almost every meal. If I have to have a sandwich or something without a glass of milk to accompany it then it is just wrong.
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1. whenever i feel depressed (which is often) i listsen to X gon give it to ya and i feel better instantly 2. hotbox my own farts with my bed sheets 3. use tweezers to pluck my nipple hair 4. lie down on the couch and then can't get back up until i really have to pee other than that Competely normal
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