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Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

She has an old ball she likes, that's her only friend as far as I can tell

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basement jihadist
Oct 3, 2002

to the worlds best mom on christmas

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

Pity-:vince:

sout
Apr 24, 2014

Throw that dog a bone

basement jihadist
Oct 3, 2002

thx for bbelieving

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

im gaye posted:

get your dog a ball (not replying to your thread I am replying here) [Heh oh raelly? :smug:]

That's cool I'm good to chat: she has another ball to replace the old ball, she leaves it outside whenever I try to trick her into liking the new one more and pretend I have the old one and say HEY GIRL, WANNA GO OUTSIDE?! and sort of hold it so she can only see that I have something red (aka her yellow) in my hand.

I think the old one is roughed up and has "flavor holes"

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)
eat the dog, and gain its strength and wisdom

Thirsty Girl
Dec 5, 2015

Professor Shark posted:

That's cool I'm good to chat: she has another ball to replace the old ball, she leaves it outside whenever I try to trick her into liking the new one more and pretend I have the old one and say HEY GIRL, WANNA GO OUTSIDE?! and sort of hold it so she can only see that I have something red (aka her yellow) in my hand.

I think the old one is roughed up and has "flavor holes"

you fcucker

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

:twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

Edit: Why that smilie isn't :evil : I'll never understand

Professor Shark fucked around with this message at 12:09 on Dec 5, 2015

MiracleWhale
Jun 30, 2015


lobster outfit professor shark. you're supposed to be the professor; why didn't YOU think of that?!?!

Microwaves Mom
Nov 8, 2015

by zen death robot
Get your dog the old ball.

Harrower
Nov 30, 2002
Euthanasia. For yourself op.

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

Microwaves Mom posted:

Get your dog the old ball.

Honestly that would probably make her happiest- she can't find her ball for one evening and gets sad, wakes up Christmas morning and starts sniffing at the package I put in front of her, I open it... and it's HER BALL! :haw:

SEX BURRITO
Jun 30, 2007

Not much fun
Get them spayed or neutered, whichever is the girl one.

Baba Ganoush
Oct 12, 2014
Dinosaur Gum
Melt her old ball in front of her using a yulelog as a torch then give her a new ball.

Acres of Quakers
May 6, 2006

Professor Shark posted:

Honestly that would probably make her happiest- she can't find her ball for one evening and gets sad, wakes up Christmas morning and starts sniffing at the package I put in front of her, I open it... and it's HER BALL! :haw:

And your dick IS COVERED IN PEANUT BUTTER!

dirk0
Jun 24, 2004
They don't serve fried chicken and watermelon on a daily basis in my mess hall!
Dinosaur Gum
A quick trip to the pound.



























To get a new buddy!!

Nurge
Feb 4, 2009

by Reene
Fun Shoe

Professor Shark posted:

She has an old ball she likes, that's her only friend as far as I can tell

Spend more time with your dog and pet her all the time. All the time.

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice
prozac

mom and dad fight a lot
Sep 21, 2006

If you count them all, this sentence has exactly seventy-two characters.
Get her a bullet into the back of the skull

Harald
Jul 10, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
don't worry op i already have your mom's present picked out

ChrisHansen
Oct 28, 2014

Suck my damn balls.
Lipstick Apathy
Get her a cat

STABASS
Apr 18, 2009

Fun Shoe
WoW subscription

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec
A long walk off a short pier

Germstore
Oct 17, 2012

A Serious Candidate For a Serious Time
jesus didn't die for dogs, they don't know it's christmas

Creed Reunion Tour
Jul 3, 2007

by Cyrano4747
Grimey Drawer
Invite Morally Inept over.

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

Bundle of Keys posted:

Invite Morally Inept over.

No!

EXTREME INSERTION
Jun 4, 2011

by LadyAmbien
Bully coated antler

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec
Thundervest

ghosTTy
Sep 22, 2008

good dog

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord
Get it the new iPad pro. If it doesn't actually use it I guess its his loss, then you can post on it instead.

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
dinner and dancing is always a smart option

Bob James
Nov 15, 2005

by Lowtax
Ultra Carp
Another dog to gently caress and slobber on.

SirEvelynTremble
Dec 25, 2013

FUCK YOU HITLER
STALINGRAD
ROFLMFAO
Pet grooming service - get it a haircut and nails clipped

mom and dad fight a lot
Sep 21, 2006

If you count them all, this sentence has exactly seventy-two characters.
Get it a new owner

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Bob James posted:

Another dog to gently caress and slobber on.


Airborne Viking posted:

Get it a new owner

these two are the best

Windows 98
Nov 13, 2005

HTTP 400: Bad post

Cantaloupe posted:

WoW subscription

EXTREME INSERTION
Jun 4, 2011

by LadyAmbien
King wobbler feeder toy, so that she doesn't gobble down her food

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

EXTREME INSERTION posted:

King wobbler feeder toy, so that she doesn't gobble down her food

getting mixed messages here

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dirk0
Jun 24, 2004
They don't serve fried chicken and watermelon on a daily basis in my mess hall!
Dinosaur Gum

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

getting mixed messages here

I guess that would be extreme insertion.

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