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wyntyr
Mar 27, 2006
Stay safe poverty ghost

Also get them some stupid USB powered thing from think geek, if you reveal who the secret Santa is at your office you'll be known for your wacky sense of humor

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yoloer420
May 19, 2006
Stay safe poverty ghost

I suggest a mechanical keyboard, something loud.

Mega64
May 23, 2008

I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.
A hundred copies of Goatse.

People usually have one or two copies of Goatse and are wrapped in indecision because there's so many places to Goatse someone and so few copies to put up. But with a hundred copies they'll feel comfortable enough to put them in a lot of places, letting them experience the joy of putting up pictures of Goatse in random places without any of the guilt of not optimizing their Goatse placements.

proctorbot
Jan 27, 2005
BUT CAN IT FEEL??!?!
on time i was obligated to do this anonymous gift exchange game thing. it was separated into men and women so i was in the men's game. I brought a disney princesses calendar to be funny haha.

the guy who opened it was really disappointed, confused, and actually got a bit pissed off; he wanted to know who brought it but i didnt say anything.

thats my office secret santa story

Egbert Souse
Nov 6, 2008

My contributions to the office secret Santa were DVDs of Super Mario Bros the movie and The Room

NigelsPoppet
Jul 22, 2015
Copies of the latest issue of Dabiq magazine for everyone

King of Bees
Dec 28, 2012
Gravy Boat 2k
Porn hub trial membership.
Fallout 4 bobblehead
Cici's pizza gift card
Skyrim action figure
Gaming mouse
Steam gift card
Sweatpants
4 pack of hanes t shirts
6 pack of crew length socks
Anime body pillow
Mint chocolate chip vaping liquid
Bus pass
Do not disturb door sign
Baby wipes
Febreze

King of Bees
Dec 28, 2012
Gravy Boat 2k
Or buy them plat and a new av.

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Lost Canyoneer
Nov 1, 2009
The best secret Santa gift I ever got was one of those flower pots with an amaryllis bulb in it. You just put it near a window and add water occasionally and bingo, it sends up a gigantic stalk and three months later you get monstrous red blossoms.

On the other hand, maybe I thought it was great just because the average gift at my office party is so crappy...

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