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Dec 8, 2015 03:43
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Eat the loving bananas
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Dec 8, 2015 03:53
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Wouldn't you need to wait a while anyway so that everything else you'd eaten recently had already passed through your system? Otherwise you'd never know which part was from the bananas and which part was from your previous meals.
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Dec 8, 2015 04:26
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average size op. You see your body breaks down food for nutrients and what it doesn't want / cant break down it expels as waste. So if you wanted to poop something realllllly big, you have to eat something your body cant digest. Like chew a ton of gum and shape it like a turd. You'll poo poo that out.
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Dec 8, 2015 04:27
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The Bible posted:Ignore this and eat the bananas. Science carries inherent risks and the greatest scientists never let that stop them. Does Jesus Christ listen to The Bible? An interesting religious discussion.
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Dec 8, 2015 04:53
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genesplicer posted:Does Jesus Christ listen to The Bible? An interesting religious discussion. The Bible and I are quite often at odds.
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Dec 8, 2015 19:18
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King of Bees posted:Isnt there some weird disease going on right now with the commercial banana crop? What I'm saying is, the clock may be ticking for your experiment op and you'd die wondering. God forbid you'd try this with plantains. Those are false bananas. God plantains are so good
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Dec 8, 2015 19:52
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actually op, bananas make your poop smaller
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Dec 8, 2015 19:53
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OP if you don't eat the bananas so help me god....
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Dec 8, 2015 19:57
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Do you ever think back to your childhood and remember fondly that poops were much larger? Sometimes I wonder if poops were really that big or if I was just smaller.
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Dec 8, 2015 20:00
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Bananas are full of potassium, OP.
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Dec 8, 2015 20:01
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Salt Fish posted:Do you ever think back to your childhood and remember fondly that poops were much larger? Sometimes I wonder if poops were really that big or if I was just smaller. This has come to mind, actually, as my brother and I were both often guilty of clogging the family toilets as children/youths with our enormous dumps. Hasn't happened in years though whenever we visit and poo poo at home as adults. I think I eat a better diet and poop more often now, though, so that may explain it.
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Dec 9, 2015 02:24
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Jesus Christ posted:The Bible and I are quite often at odds. Eat the loving bananas god drat
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Dec 9, 2015 04:09
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genesplicer posted:bear in mind that roughly half the mass of a standard poop is made up of bacteria from the gut. Also, you are neglecting to consider the mass of nutrients that you will be absorbing. yeah well when you think about it atoms aren't really made of anything at all so technically poop is a bunch of empty space beat that, science mod
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Dec 9, 2015 04:14
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u ever seen those pics of wwi battlefields where the shell craters fill up with water and mud and theres giant splintered tree trunks sticking up out of them this is ur toilet's future
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Dec 9, 2015 04:22
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A good number of fitness models subsist on eggwhites and bananas so I think you'd be fine
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Dec 9, 2015 04:24
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The White Dragon posted:jesus christ eat the bananas
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Dec 9, 2015 08:45
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Bananas are about 75% water anyway. Eat the bananas, they're good for you.Cool NIN Shirt posted:A good number of fitness models subsist on eggwhites and bananas so I think you'd be fine What does this mean exactly, and what is wrong with egg yolks? monkey fucked around with this message at 08:59 on Dec 9, 2015 |
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Dec 9, 2015 08:57
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monkey posted:Bananas are about 75% water anyway. Eat the bananas, they're good for you. av/post combo
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Dec 9, 2015 08:58
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It's true. I eat a lot of bananas. Here are some banana recipes OP. Banana pancakes 1 Banana, 2 eggs Blend and fry in butter Banana breakfast smoothie 1 banana, 1 egg, 1 cup milk, 6 ice cubes, 1 tsp cocoa powder, 1 tsp instant coffee. Blend and drink Banana sandwich 2 slices bread, 1 banana, 1 tbsp raw sugar Mash banana on one slice of bread, sprinkle with sugar, add top slice. Bananas au naturel Just eat 2 bananas You can put a sliced banana on icecream or on pizza. You can put mashed banana in bolognaise sauce. Bananas are very versatile.
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Dec 9, 2015 09:13
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I just ate a banana, now you need to eat 12 op
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Dec 9, 2015 09:21
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MODS???
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Dec 9, 2015 22:49
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OP I'll kill you if you haven't eaten the bananas yet
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Dec 9, 2015 22:56
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If you're worried about clogging your toilet with solid poop, may I suggest banana in sauce form? I don't know why it's red either.
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Dec 9, 2015 23:05
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how about u eat a gun, see what that does lol
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Dec 9, 2015 23:24
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I had a really big banana before bed last night and a really nice poop this morning. I also ate another banana this morning so should be having a good poop again soon!
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Dec 9, 2015 23:26
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The potassium in bananas pulls water from your stool. You'd be so blocked up you'd have to go to the ER to get it removed.
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Dec 10, 2015 00:21
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There are some crazy people who eat 30 bananas a day; i'm sure they can handle a measly 12 in one sitting, why don't you ask them? http://www.30bananasaday.com/
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Dec 10, 2015 00:32
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I'm not toxxing myself or anything but I will eat the 12 bananas later this week (probably thursday) and will document the journey photographically. If others would like to join in on this adventure feel more than welcome too and share your experience.
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Dec 10, 2015 02:49
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monkey posted:Bananas are about 75% water anyway. Eat the bananas, they're good for you. Nothing, they are nutritious and delicious but if you are trying to obtain a bunch of protein from eggs alone, that would be way too much fat. Also they don't sell liquid eggs w the yolk, just liquid egg whites so there you go
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Dec 10, 2015 03:10
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SopWATh posted:The potassium in bananas pulls water from your stool. You'd be so blocked up you'd have to go to the ER to get it removed. NIce troll
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Dec 10, 2015 03:10
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Hell Yeah posted:1.5 L of diarrhea. Fresh smelling diarrhea. Take pictures op. Let us in on your journey.
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Dec 10, 2015 03:16
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this seems like a good thread to post one of my favourite jokes. What is yellow and smells like bananas? monkey vomit
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Dec 10, 2015 03:25
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this thread made me want a banana so i had one it was good 
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Dec 10, 2015 03:37
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FU-s9uEakAc
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Dec 10, 2015 18:48
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Jesus Christ posted:I'm not toxxing myself or anything but I will eat the 12 bananas later this week (probably thursday) and will document the journey photographically. If others would like to join in on this adventure feel more than welcome too and share your experience. It's Thursday right now you loving son of a bitch did you eat the bananas?!
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Dec 10, 2015 19:06
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Captain Yossarian posted:It's Thursday right now you loving son of a bitch did you eat the bananas?! he's dead
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Dec 10, 2015 19:25
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Don't do it OP! I tried this many years ago. Your poop comes out with a banana peel on it for months afterwards. You have to actually peel your poops to flush them down the toilet and then throw the lovely banana peels away since they wont flush. Do you know how embarrassing it is using someone else's bathroom, when they find your banana peels in their garbage? Just don't do it.
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Dec 10, 2015 19:31
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eating 12 bananas is surely a safety hazard because during the consumption of the bananas there will be banana peels everywhere and one will get on the floor and the op will definitely slip on it and a wacky sound effect will play. don't do it op.
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Dec 10, 2015 19:34
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Hell Yeah posted:eating 12 bananas is surely a safety hazard because during the consumption of the bananas there will be banana peels everywhere and one will get on the floor and the op will definitely slip on it and a wacky sound effect will play. don't do it op. *cues up Yakety Sax*
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Dec 10, 2015 19:36
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