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Thirsty Girl
Dec 5, 2015

Probably this.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TiFqTkI7fU4

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bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004

Charlie Brown Christmas. The whole album. Just nice, chill, instrumental mood-setting music.

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sCY2JhrwxVs

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
Dick the balls.

BigBoss
Jan 26, 2012

by Lowtax
I saw Mommy Licking Santa's Balls

Good soup!
Nov 2, 2010

Nat King Cole's version of The Christmas Song should be the only one allowed by law

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
Troll the ancient Yuletide carol. :shrug:

Canned Panda
Jul 10, 2012




https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DAtYEL88Z5E

Smelly Bohemian
Aug 20, 2015

by Lowtax
The one that's about rape.

Thirsty Girl
Dec 5, 2015


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O467K_2S54Y

Tiberius Thyben
Feb 7, 2013

Gone Phishing


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QZWVOSfahiQ

Pththya-lyi
Nov 8, 2009

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2020

Smelly Bohemian posted:

The one that's about rape.

"Hey, what's in this drink?" was a well-worn joke that was used in a bunch of movies in the 1930s. It means "Hey, I am considering and/or have already done something inappropriate! It must be the booze! :iamafag:" So "Baby, It's Cold Outside" is not to be understood as date rape.

It probably is about that, though

E: "Hey, I really want to bone you but I'm going to pretend I don't make a habit of boning" wouldn't have fit the meter

Pththya-lyi fucked around with this message at 22:51 on Dec 7, 2015

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
king of the road

END OF AN ERROR
May 16, 2003

IT'S LEGO, not Legos. Heh


Marshmallow World

Roargasm
Oct 21, 2010

Hate to sound sleazy
But tease me
I don't want it if it's that easy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yXQViqx6GMY

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZFLExwIQKto

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

No christmas song is the best song hahahahahahaha gently caress YOU, OP!

Nut to Butt
Apr 13, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l4MWOpEXe5w

Good King Wenceslas looked out, on the Feast of Stephen,
When the snow lay round about, deep and crisp and even;
Brightly shone the moon that night, tho' the frost was cruel,
When a poor man came in sight, gath'ring winter fuel.

"Hither, page, and stand by me, if thou know'st it, telling,
Yonder peasant, who is he? Where and what his dwelling?"
"Sire, he lives a good league hence, underneath the mountain;
Right against the forest fence, by Saint Agnes' fountain."

"Bring me flesh, and bring me wine, bring me pine logs hither:
Thou and I shall see him dine, when we bear them thither. "
Page and monarch, forth they went, forth they went together;
Through the rude wind's wild lament and the bitter weather.

"Sire, the night is darker now, and the wind blows stronger;
Fails my heart, I know not how; I can go no longer."
"Mark my footsteps, good my page. Tread thou in them boldly
Thou shalt find the winter's rage freeze thy blood less coldly."

In his master's steps he trod, where the snow lay dinted;
Heat was in the very sod which the saint had printed.
Therefore, Christian men, be sure, wealth or rank possessing,
Ye who now will bless the poor, shall yourselves find blessing.

Pththya-lyi
Nov 8, 2009

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2020
When I was a seeker
I sought both night and day
I asked the Lord to help me
And He showed me the way :unsmith:

YeahTubaMike
Mar 24, 2005

*hic* Gotta finish thish . . .
Doctor Rope

this but unironically

also

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4vNcGlM8O3I

frogge
Apr 7, 2006


Pretty much anything to come out of this.

Hammerite
Mar 9, 2007

And you don't remember what I said here, either, but it was pompous and stupid.
Jade Ear Joe
all the songs listed in the other thread, in direct proportion to how frequently they got mentioned :twisted:

Edgar
Sep 9, 2005

Oh my heck!
Oh heavens!
Oh my lord!
OH Sweet meats!
Wedge Regret
My favorite
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q14WYsbFrJk

Altared State
Jan 14, 2006

I think I was born to burn
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LHIrfSBoni0

Beige
Sep 13, 2004

this was enjoyable

Germstore
Oct 17, 2012

A Serious Candidate For a Serious Time
Not Christmas, but best holidays song.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9EpaO3t81UM

Leroy Dennui
Aug 9, 2014

Gina McCarthy made us gay,
but we would not have met
had Biden not dropped his cones
:gaysper::frogbon:
THE WONDERFUL FLAWLESS JACKAL (:nws:)

CaptainSarcastic
Jul 6, 2013



Bad Religion

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pB2l6UESSyo

Germstore
Oct 17, 2012

A Serious Candidate For a Serious Time

Pththya-lyi posted:

"Hey, what's in this drink?" was a well-worn joke that was used in a bunch of movies in the 1930s. It means "Hey, I am considering and/or have already done something inappropriate! It must be the booze! :iamafag:" So "Baby, It's Cold Outside" is not to be understood as date rape.

It probably is about that, though

E: "Hey, I really want to bone you but I'm going to pretend I don't make a habit of boning" wouldn't have fit the meter

Also in Neptune's Daughter the wolf/mouse roles changes to a couple where the wolf is a woman.

Tony quidprano
Jan 19, 2014
IM SO BAD AT ACTUALLY TALKING ABOUT F1 IN ANY MEANINGFUL WAY SOME DUDE WITH TOO MUCH FREE MONEY WILL KEEP CHANGING IT UNTIL I SHUT THE FUCK UP OR ACTUALLY POST SOMETHING THAT ISNT SPEWING HATE/SLURS/TELLING PEOPLE TO KILL THEMSELVES
The one from die hard

Noblesse Obliged
Apr 7, 2012

My favorite is "I saw three ships" but whatever floats your boat

Warm und Fuzzy
Jun 20, 2006

Obviously the Ramones

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Y5GtaTrPHM

Lost Canyoneer
Nov 1, 2009
O Come All Ye Faithful, aka Adeste Fideles.

Lord Frankenstyle
Dec 3, 2005

Mmmm,
You smell like Lysol Wipes.
If Christmas songs were good we'd just call them "songs" and listen to them any time of year.

raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

Frankenstyle posted:

If Christmas songs were good we'd just call them "songs" and listen to them any time of year.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w5V0Mv0j3Jo

Smelly Bohemian
Aug 20, 2015

by Lowtax

Pththya-lyi posted:

"Hey, what's in this drink?" was a well-worn joke that was used in a bunch of movies in the 1930s. It means "Hey, I am considering and/or have already done something inappropriate! It must be the booze! :iamafag:" So "Baby, It's Cold Outside" is not to be understood as date rape.

It probably is about that, though

E: "Hey, I really want to bone you but I'm going to pretend I don't make a habit of boning" wouldn't have fit the meter

Yes, the good old days when, "I'm a good girl, so I guess you're going to have to rape me! *wink* *wink*" was a popular form of foreplay.

SEGA Ass Fisting
Feb 15, 2012

KEEP IT TIGHT!
That Kinks one

Homo Simpson
Oct 21, 2014

by Smythe
Lipstick Apathy
a milli - lil wayne

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

Dr. Sachmo - Grandma got completely and utterly annihilated by evil Santa's massive nuclear reindeer arsenal in such a way that grandma's house will not see meaningful economic activity the next 75 years

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

the one that phil spector put out

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Ferrule
Feb 23, 2007

Yo!


YeahTubaMike posted:

this but unironically


The original is way better, dummies.

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