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I'm not watching Raw because I'm not an idiot but I know you all hate Raw too, so I will entertain you in this thread by picking two posters in each post I make and writing erotic fan fiction about them. You're welcome.
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Honestly I'm too lazy to actually write erotic fan fiction so gently caress it. Enjoy your lovely three hours of wrestling.
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Dec 8, 2015 01:53
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OldTennisCourt posted:you can't just make these types of promises and then go back on them Vince Well I can't write novels. Only snippets like "OldTennisCourt kept farting hard into Abroham Lincoln's mouth til his cheeks puffed up like a squirrel in the winter." poo poo like that.
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Dec 8, 2015 01:55
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The Landstander posted:This was the equivalent of a contractual obligation fwiw The Landstander was wearing nothing but a thong. Then Tricky Dick Nixon gave him a wedgie. The kind of wedgie that turns your thong into a poo flavored dental floss. Then Tricky Dick Nixon took that poo wedgie and ate it like a Fruit By The Foot.
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Dec 8, 2015 01:58
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Jerusalem walked into the Bunny Ranch. They were having a "People who never make a bad post get to gently caress all our whores" special. So he got to gently caress all their whores.
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Dec 8, 2015 02:02
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Roman Reigns and Bubba Gay Dudley were snuggling in bed on a sunday morning. Neither wanted to get up. They were spooning. Bubba Gay Dudley grumbles and asks "should I get up and make breakfast?" Roman Reigns breathed hot air into his neck and said "mmmmmHMMMMMmmmmm..." But they still didn't get up.
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Dec 8, 2015 02:06
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DeepDickPizza posted:C'mon. Surely at least one of them "got up". Otherwise this isn't going to be very erotic. Bubba Gay Dudley and DeepDickPizza had been having an affair. After Roman Reigns went to work, DeepDickPizza would sneak in, and Bubba would glaze his face like a cinnamon roll.
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Dec 8, 2015 02:11
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I'm taking a break from erotic fan fiction to say I just let out a giant fart, and then yelled "oooohhhh YEEEEAAAAHH" and I totally forgot my roommate was in the kitchen making sweet potato fries so she turned around, gave me a  look and then laughed a lot and asked why I'm not watching wrestling.
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Dec 8, 2015 02:28
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Yuriy locked the bedroom door. He then got on all fours, with his head down into the pillow. He took his right hand and cupped his butthole with it. Then he farted into his cupped hand. As soon as he felt the hot fart humidity touch his hand, he immediately brought it into his mouth and inhaled as hard as he could. His husband, Rovert, is in the living room tending to his taxes and has no idea about his sexy fetish.
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Dec 8, 2015 02:35
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pressedbunny posted:
Jerusalem posted:Big cheers for Roman Well which is it?! I will write erotic fan fiction about you both!
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Dec 8, 2015 02:37
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that reaction. Oh god just stop trying with Roman.
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Rovert got out of the shower. He did not wash his large curly mullet. This was deliberate because he got it done at the salon earlier in the day. Wearing only a towel, he was greeted by Fat Lowtax. "Hope you don't mind, the door was open," said Fat Lowtax. Rovert didn't seem to care. His mind was wandering. "Hey, you okay buddy?" Fat Lowtax asked. Rovert let out a deep sigh. "I think...my husband Yuriy has a fart fetish." "Oh...well, why do you think that?" "Well," Rovert began, sipping his tea. "Last week I kissed his hand when we were in bed, and it tasted EXACTLY like his rear end from when I ate his rear end out the night prior." "Okay..." "And the other day, he thought I'd left for work, and I distinctly heard him strain, like he was trying to push something out of his rear end. You know, that 'HNNNNNNNN' sound. Usually it's my cum but I didn't gently caress him the night prior so it couldn't have been. And then I felt the floor vibrate a little so...so..." Rovert started to choke up a little, and Fat Lowtax consoled him. "Hey, come on guy. It's not so bad. So Yuriy gets off on his own gas. It happens. We all have our little kinky likes." "Not me," Rovert sulked. "I'm kinda boring in that area." "Oh stop! I bet you like lots of kinky stuff! Ever dressed up during sex? Like a costume?" "Nope." "Ok. Well, ever been spanked?" "Nah." "...handcuffs?" "No." "Peeing on each other? Role-playing? Nibbling on your rectum hair and gently tugging while your parter says 'oh yeah untie that gift ribbon'?" "No, no, and god no." Fat Lowtax looked at a loss for words. "Well hey man I mean, some people are boring in the sack, but...dude, if you're so concerned about it, why don't you spend some time with Yuriy and try to do some of that fart stuff he likes once in a while? Maybe you'll like it!" Rovert quickly shook his head. "Oh no fat lowtax, I can't do that!" "Well why not?" "Because," Rovert said, between sips of tea. "I have to give Rowdy Ringsports the Scoops!"
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Dec 8, 2015 02:55
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Shawn Cotureier posted:I hate that Hulu has all of the episodes of Adventure Time on it, rather than Netflix It's getting better. They finally realized that they could be the TV version of Netflix. It's got a long long way to go but I think they'll get better.
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Dec 8, 2015 02:56
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Corporate Kane posted:why cant you eat curly fries
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Dec 8, 2015 03:09
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do you guys want me to write erotic fan fiction about two WWE wrestlers? If so, write your requests. 
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Dec 8, 2015 03:10
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Zyla posted:Charlotte Flair and Ric Flair Alrighty: Ric Flair and Charlotte are making out. Flair is horny and growls "oh yeah I wanna slap my dick into that tree stump you call a clit until it vibrates like Prince Froggy's uvula from Super Mario World 2 Yoshi's Island." Charlotte then moaned and yelled "shove it up my rear end!!!" Ric Flair then asked "Uuh...what rear end?" and it got awkward.
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Dec 8, 2015 03:15
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Writer Cath posted:Dean Ambrose and Heath Slater. Dean Ambrose hosed Heath Slater in a gas station bathroom. Heath Slater told no one about it, but Jack Swagger mentions he heard a rumor in his upcoming RF shoot interview.
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Dec 8, 2015 03:26
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zNJ8_Dh3Onk
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Dec 8, 2015 03:29
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[Intro] Yo, Vanilla. Kick it one time, boy! Lay down the boogie and play that funky music 'till you die [Verse 1] Check it out, cause Ice is rhyming To the top I keep on climbing Suckas thought I couldn't swing this Now rock the crowd and get a pump-fist Go, Ice, everybody is sayin' To the funky beat that's playin' If you wanna stop me you can't hang Vanilla is in this with a shotgun bang Extreme is where I'm taking it One week MCs just keep on faking it Smooth, like Strawberry ice cream Flow with the beat real smooth and nicely Ladies, I wanna' rock with you And Later in the night, you know I'd like to pursue Something real sexy and nice Play that funky music, Vanilla Ice! [Chorus] Play that funky music Play that funky music right (Pump it up!) Play that funky music right (I can't hear you!) Lay down the boogie and play that funky music 'till you die [Verse 2] Some people thought I wouldn't break Then I stuffed number one in their face Never, forget where I came from Don't lose your head (heh) cause you can get dumb Do it, is my motto for the moment Get in my way, I'll knock you out like my opponent Cause' in this life it's one for all All for one and a loud no downfall Punks, always wanna' get some Pick-Pockets and then they try to play dumb Yo, take it From the Ice man Lyrical Poet with a master plan Telling you how it is in showbiz A white rapper with some street knowledge I write the rhyme for you (Yeeeah) Drop this one for the V.I.P. Crew [Chorus] [Verse 3] Your wreakin' vast (No!) And I can tell it Your body's gettin' hot (So?) So I can smell it So don't be mad, and don't be sad Cause your lyrics brought the Ice(sss) You can call me Dad Your pitchin' a fit, so step back and endure Witch doctor Ice(sss) will do the dance to cure Come up close, uh, and don't be square You wanna' battle me? Anytime, Anywhere You thought that I was weak Boy, your dead wrong Come on everybody, let's sing this song Say, Play that funky music (Play that funky music) Say, Go, white boy, Go, white boy, Go (Go, white boy, Go, white boy, Go) Just lay down and boogie, and play that funky music till' you die [Chorus] Pump it Up! What's my DJ's name? That's right baby BOOM! Suggest an improvement or correction to earn IQ
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Dec 8, 2015 03:33
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-7JS4ouLVxc
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Dec 8, 2015 03:38
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I would gladly crack an egg on that butt and make a butt omelette
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Dec 8, 2015 03:42
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After reading the last few pages, I want to write erotic fan fiction about New Day and Sasha's team, but I have writer's block.
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Dec 8, 2015 03:45
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I bet you guys are so sad you're watching Raw.
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Dec 8, 2015 04:03
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Jenkem Delivery posted:Holy poo poo Naitch is tanked It's probably better than way. You shouldn't quit cold turkey, it can kill you.
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Dec 8, 2015 04:08
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we should all book our own wrestling promotion.
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Dec 8, 2015 04:14
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bartok posted:Drops of Jupiter Train? I'm never going to escape that poo poo song Here listen to this instead:  http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xvby5_danzig-its-coming-down-unedited_music
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Dec 8, 2015 04:16
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Just want to point out I'm better than everyone here because I don't watch Raw.
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Dec 8, 2015 05:11
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Dr.Tree posted:The Worst part is we could just turn it off. We can walk away. Why haven't we walked away!? I did 
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