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Erebus
Jul 13, 2001

Okay... Keep your head, Steve boy...

Can anyone tell me what hip ECW catchphrases to use when they have a surprise run-in by some rear end in a top hat I've never heard of

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Erebus
Jul 13, 2001

Okay... Keep your head, Steve boy...

Who will defend America against these rogue nations???

how about fat hillbillies

Erebus
Jul 13, 2001

Okay... Keep your head, Steve boy...

Tezzor posted:

you know what at least it's not an authority promo

You haven't seen the fourth team yet

Erebus
Jul 13, 2001

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uh

ecw ecw ecw

Erebus
Jul 13, 2001

Okay... Keep your head, Steve boy...

Can the Usos stack on top of each other in a trench coat with a name tag that says Seth Rollins

Erebus
Jul 13, 2001

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The more people in the match they more commercials it can have, that's just math

Erebus
Jul 13, 2001

Okay... Keep your head, Steve boy...

fart blood posted:

Well which is it?! I will write erotic fan fiction about you both!

High pitched squeals fading into deep boos

Erebus
Jul 13, 2001

Okay... Keep your head, Steve boy...


Erebus
Jul 13, 2001

Okay... Keep your head, Steve boy...

I hear the Slammies will be on fleek this year

Erebus
Jul 13, 2001

Okay... Keep your head, Steve boy...

Shawn Cotureier posted:

I hate that Hulu has all of the episodes of Adventure Time on it, rather than Netflix

Hulu blows

Hulu has the full run of MXC

Hulu's alright

Erebus
Jul 13, 2001

Okay... Keep your head, Steve boy...

I'm JBL's slowly fading smile as he continues to hold up the $9.99 card

Erebus
Jul 13, 2001

Okay... Keep your head, Steve boy...

That DICK! posted:

Remember when Lana used to yell "CRUSHHHHHH" and basically called when Rusev would win the match. Well now she stands at ringside doing Kingom Hearts idle animations

That's not true sometimes she squeals and cries

Erebus
Jul 13, 2001

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Let's do a comedy segment where the punchlines reference a movie from 1941 and 1971

Erebus
Jul 13, 2001

Okay... Keep your head, Steve boy...

kdrudy posted:

You go to a WWE event in December of 2015 and Tommy Dreamer is the main event.

Is this testing whether I'm a replicant or a mark, Mr. Deckard?

Erebus
Jul 13, 2001

Okay... Keep your head, Steve boy...

Over time parity wins will happen nearer and nearer to each other until one day two wrestlers will simply begin spinning in the air as they each try to pin and be pinned simultaneously

Vince McMahon will be heralded as a savior for his invention of a perpetual motion machine.

Erebus
Jul 13, 2001

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Reviews for Roman's one-man show are not going to be positive

Erebus
Jul 13, 2001

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I'd like some tater tots now though

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Erebus
Jul 13, 2001

Okay... Keep your head, Steve boy...

John Cena I officially apologize for all the times I wanted you off the TV

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