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Start sorting them in high school then specializing some in a college. We'll have to pay a few idiots for being bad and ineffective sure (but we already do), and you'd ultimately save with less social handout programs. inb4 no I want 2 be 4 free 2 take out a loan 2 study booty theory
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Better hurry implementing that before all jobs are automated.
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Dec 11, 2015 09:38
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If you want a job, you get a job. America Works.
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Dec 11, 2015 09:42
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I'll just go get some more jobs from the job tree for them.
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Dec 11, 2015 09:47
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job 47a: open up a fatory to employ 4730-a2's
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Dec 11, 2015 09:49
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make everyone who can't hack it pair off and fight with their fists until one of them can no longer stand up, like during the depression, you know, the Golden Age of Boxing
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Dec 11, 2015 10:03
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Give everyone blowjobs, they would fare pretty well.
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Dec 11, 2015 10:08
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Yolomon Wayne posted:Give everyone blowjobs, they would fare pretty well. Can I have two?
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Dec 11, 2015 10:09
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From each according to his stamina, to each according to his libido.
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Dec 11, 2015 10:10
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I would like one obamajob please.
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Dec 11, 2015 10:13
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See, we've already got jobs for overweight austists in the fatory and in the pornfry which can be turned into military weapon compounds if the needs arises
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Dec 11, 2015 10:15
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Trump 2016
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Dec 11, 2015 10:26
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The General posted:Can I have two? And someone else would get none? How can you live with yourself?
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Dec 11, 2015 10:27
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Pretty sure that's communism. Why do you hate freedom? 
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Dec 11, 2015 10:29
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But don't we also have the Freedom to Work 
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Dec 11, 2015 10:31
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Rape Stink posted:Pretty sure that's communism. Why do you hate freedom? Will you give up your bj so that he can have 2? Look into your heart and ask yourself: would i? The answer is no. Cumunism is the way to go.
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Dec 11, 2015 10:32
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Workers should control the means of seminal production
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Dec 11, 2015 10:33
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don't get me wrong, there will still be upward mobility from the fatry to the bootfree
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Dec 11, 2015 10:41
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jobs at the bootfree will be so sought after the autists at the fatfy will be forced to produce, but even if they fall down the steps in a hilarious way while being caught on camera by agents at the lolfry, they'll still have a job... at least
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Dec 11, 2015 10:43
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When you think about it, George Jetson was probably only employed as part of a social welfare program.
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Dec 11, 2015 10:45
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Unguided posted:When you think about it, George Jetson was probably only employed as part of a social welfare program. no, no, you see, the wages he used to pay for his space mansion and his tiny little workweek where he did nothing were both products of the efficiency brought by technology and automatioaaaaahahahahahahahahaha
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Dec 11, 2015 10:47
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(bootfree is department of pornfry and incorporates booty) fyi
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Dec 11, 2015 10:50
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I don't really wanna work.
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Dec 11, 2015 10:51
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proof of concept posted:make everyone who can't hack it pair off and fight with their fists until one of them can no longer stand up, like during the depression, you know, the Golden Age of Boxing
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Dec 11, 2015 10:59
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Gonna start up a power-generating plant and only hire millennials so they can finally get jobs but secretly I'm just feeding them into the furnace to generate the power and everyone knows and no one cares and parents just keep sending me more of their millennial kids cause they'd rather be of some use making power rather than sitting at home whining about the patriarchy keeping down the memes and making GBS threads their pants because the toilet was triggering them it'll be called BH's Big Secret Power Plant (But You All Know WINK WINK).
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Dec 11, 2015 11:32
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What if we just took everyone's job and we all went back to picking berries for food?
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Dec 11, 2015 11:33
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dear op of strange origins, your words meant nothing to me and you should do something else with your time signed in memoriam, your honorable judge gently caress face the bastard of loving all moms
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Dec 11, 2015 11:36
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All moms? I mean, every mom? That's aiming a bit high, isn't it?
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Dec 11, 2015 11:40
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a job worth doing is worth doing to an extent deemed too cool for school and i am on extreme dude willing to do extreme dude things like loving all moms and getting guinness enemas because they were dared to by those loving raschester twins but now they know the one extreme dude left, me
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Dec 11, 2015 11:45
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good idea. ask your congressman what he's doing to make this or something like it happen, and if he doesn't have a legitimate answer for you kill him.
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Dec 11, 2015 11:46
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Alternative idea: give nobody jobs 
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Dec 11, 2015 12:40
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everyone in America should get their jobs by picking one out of a hat, it's the most fair way to do it
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Dec 11, 2015 12:46
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mdm posted:everyone in America should get their jobs by picking one out of a hat, it's the most fair way to do it Could you then trade your lovely job for some better job if you included, i dont know, your car or something?
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Dec 11, 2015 13:32
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Instead of pretending that one guy owns all the robots and therefore gets their salaries we could pretend everyone owns all the robots and share their salaries, then pay people some more if they actually do something other than create legal fictions 20 years in advance of the current time.
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Dec 11, 2015 13:33
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cut defense spending in half because that's an unnecessary welfare program for companies invested in the bullshit military industrial complex (seriously, soldiers went into iraq with body armor they bought themselves, where the gently caress is all that money going???) Use that money to start a huge national public works program to rebuild all of our crumbling infrastructures you're welcome idiots
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Dec 11, 2015 13:39
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Lufiron posted:cut defense spending in half because that's an unnecessary welfare program for companies invested in the bullshit military industrial complex (seriously, soldiers went into iraq with body armor they bought themselves, where the gently caress is all that money going???) Yeah, good idea 
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Dec 11, 2015 13:58
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Lufiron posted:cut defense spending in half because that's an unnecessary welfare program for companies invested in the bullshit military industrial complex (seriously, soldiers went into iraq with body armor they bought themselves, where the gently caress is all that money going???) We need more military units to help defend our civilization.  Fear my stealth destroyer!
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Dec 11, 2015 14:08
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No joke, if Canada ever became a Socialist Satire, I'd be one of those guys who is an "Artist"
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Dec 11, 2015 14:10
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poor people should be taken from their homes and forced to work in exchange for food and shelter
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Isnt this basically what IT is
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