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We know the Earth is flat because the Bible tells us so. But for those of you skeptical, close-minded types that flat out refuse to accept the overwhelming Biblical evidence, I have designed some experiments you can do at home that will show you, before your very eyes, that the world is indeed flat, and not spherical as some crazy scientists proclaim. It’s amazing how many people blindly believe in a spherical Earth, without ever having seen it for themselves! I intend to change that. 1) Jump! Now, scientists claim that Earth is spherical and rotating at a speed of between 700-1000 miles per hour, depending on your latitude. This is a very high rate of speed. You can disprove this nonsense by simply jumping up as high as you can. Really, it’s that simple. What happens when you jump? You come straight down to where you were. But, if the Earth were indeed spinning at such a fast speed, wouldn’t you land hundreds of feet away? If you were to stand in the flat bed of a truck going 75 mph, and jump straight up, what would happen? You wouldn’t fall straight down. You would fall out of the truck. That’s because trucks move, the Earth doesn’t. This experiment proves the Earth is fixed in space and doesn’t move. 2) Blow! Since if the Earth is supposedly a sphere, it naturally comes to assume what would happen to people below the equator, like in Australia? Since they are underneath the sphere, wouldn’t they fall off? This is where scientists come up with mumbo-jumbo like “gravity” and “centrifugal force” to explain away their theories. So, the scientists want you to think that because the earth is so much more massive than people or things, that people will naturally “stick” to the bottom of the earth because of gravity. This can be disproved very simply. Get a balloon and inflate it as big as possible. It will be a spherical shape. Now, take a piece of paper and try to rip, tear, or cut the tiniest speck of paper possible. This paper represents a human being, much smaller in mass to the balloon, which represents the Earth. Now try and place the small piece of paper to the underside of the balloon. What happens? It falls off! That’s right. Even though the balloon is so much bigger in mass, it cannot hold the tiny paper. So if the Earth was a sphere, no one could live below the equator because they would fall off. 3) Get High! Ok, this one you really can’t do at home, but you can do it out in the world. Stand on the ground and look around you. What’s the farthest you can see? Maybe it’s a building, tree, or mountain. Now, find some place very close to it where you can get a much higher vantage point. (This also works if you’re on a jet and about to take off.) Notice how in the higher place you can see much farther? You can see more of the world the higher you get. This shows the world is flat because the higher you go, the easier it is to see over obstacles. At the same time, it shows the world cannot be spherical. Because if the world was curved, the far distance would forever remain out of view because of the Earth’s curvature. It would eternally be over the horizon. If the Earth was a sphere, it would not matter how high you went, you would still see the same thing. Since this is not the case, the Earth is flat. These experiments are all confirmed by creation scientists as being 100% accurate. If you’re skeptical of the flat Earth, why don’t you do these experiments so you can see truth with your own eyes. Yours in Christ, Seroxat TLDR, jump blow and get high
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god bless this science yours in christ, seroxat
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Dec 13, 2015 08:52
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if the earth is a sphere then how is my floor flat checkmate copernicus
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Dec 13, 2015 08:52
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Ape Has Killed Ape posted:if the earth is a sphere then how is my floor flat The earth is flat did you not read it or are you just being intentionally obtuse? Because you can't ignore the facts.
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Dec 13, 2015 08:55
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Seroxat posted:TLDR, jump blow and get high good advice OP
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Dec 13, 2015 08:56
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I don't have a home
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Dec 13, 2015 08:57
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Seroxat posted:1) Jump! right, this is why trains never have to stop to let people off. they just hop through the door while the train is in motion and fall harmlessly to the ground. I'm not sure how that proves the earth is flat, though, only that it isn't revolving around its axis. a spherical earth could still be motionless in space.
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Dec 13, 2015 08:57
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The only way I'm going to jump up from the back of a truck moving 75mph is if I have been drinking. And I don't trust my balance or observation under those circumstances.
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Dec 13, 2015 08:57
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Seroxat posted:The earth is flat did you not read it or are you just being intentionally obtuse? Because you can't ignore the facts. uhh no idiot, if i was obtuse light would pass through me through me dummy gosh your so stupid
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Dec 13, 2015 08:59
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TacticalUrbanHomo posted:right, this is why trains never have to stop to let people off. they just hop through the door while the train is in motion and fall harmlessly to the ground. This is exactly what happens, yes.
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Seroxat posted:This is exactly what happens, yes. yes, we're on the same page regarding the conservation of momentum being a lie and the normal operation of motor vehicles and the earth being flat, I was just pointing out that you weren't arguing against the earth's sphericity, just its revolution around its axis.
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Dec 13, 2015 09:02
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you left out the strongest evidence for the true shape of the earth and really the only one any honest person needs: the flatness of the earth is attested by the holy quran
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Dec 13, 2015 09:03
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this thread is dumb, and im dumber for having read it
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Dec 13, 2015 09:06
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TacticalUrbanHomo posted:you left out the strongest evidence for the true shape of the earth and really the only one any honest person needs: the flatness of the earth is attested by the holy quran Is it? I wouldn't know. I had a quaran once but I gave it to my younger cousin along with my comic books, Pokemon cards, and all other possessions appropriate for small children.
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Dec 13, 2015 09:07
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If gravity was real we'd all fall up because the earth is way smaller than things like God
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Dec 13, 2015 09:09
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For real though, I'm having a hard time figuring out if this is legit and the guy actually believes this, or if this is just a very elaborate troll http://www.landoverbaptist.net/index.php/2015/09/30/3-experiments-you-can-do-at-home-that-prove-the-earth-is-flat-2/ Please help Seroxat fucked around with this message at 09:11 on Dec 13, 2015 |
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Dec 13, 2015 09:09
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Landover baptist is a satire thing So trap sprung
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Dec 13, 2015 09:14
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Yeah landover baptist absolutely positively must be ironic/a joke site electrostatic forces is the devil trying to trick you
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Dec 13, 2015 09:29
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the flat earth society is very real, though, and maintains a social media presence and a library of flat earth literature http://www.theflatearthsociety.org/cms/index.php/flat-earth-library/pamphlets-and-journals i daresay you'll have a harder time proving the real mccoy to be "silly" or "retarded as balls"
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Dec 13, 2015 09:39
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The Earth is is a loving sphere, you moron.
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Dec 13, 2015 09:51
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Cubone posted:the flat earth society is very real, though, and maintains a social media presence and a library of flat earth literature there's not really anything you can say to someone who literally denies arithmetic.
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Dec 13, 2015 10:12
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-9Jp_XCvVto
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Dec 13, 2015 10:19
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You silly bastard, everybody that knows the true secrets of the Illuminati are aware that the Earth is hollow not flat. It's full of Nazis, dinosaurs, and Nazi dinosaurs too!
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Dec 13, 2015 10:30
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1 Experiment you can do at home to PROVE THAT STUPID NEWBIES POST DUMB poo poo! 1. Read a post of a user that has this avatar: 
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Dec 13, 2015 10:50
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dont sign your posts op lol
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Dec 13, 2015 11:21
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FIRST TIME posted:1 Experiment you can do at home to PROVE THAT STUPID NEWBIES POST DUMB poo poo! youre gonna look soooooo dumb when people read this thread months from now and the newbie av is changed
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Dec 13, 2015 11:22
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ProfessorMurder posted:The Earth is is a loving sphere, you moron. Prove it. Go ahead, I'll wait
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Dec 13, 2015 12:16
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yeah op i bet u do a lot of blowing
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Dec 13, 2015 12:16
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The most important experiment you can run to prove that the earth is flat is take a round ball and set it on the ground! If the earth was round a ball would roll but instead it stays perfectly still. Like have you ever tried to stack 2 balls on top of each other? It's extremely hard to get the balance right so they stay still. Most of the time the ball on top rolls off...
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Dec 13, 2015 12:35
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This thread makes me irrationally angry. Obviously the earth is trapezoidal.
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Dec 13, 2015 12:52
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quote:Copyright © 1620, 2015 landoverbaptist.net, all rights reserved. Are they trying to say they've had this website for hundreds of years before al gore invented the internet?
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Dec 13, 2015 12:54
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It's me, I 'm the admin of the flat earth society: http://www.theflatearthsociety.org/forum/
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Dec 13, 2015 12:55
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Seroxat posted:We know the Earth is flat because the Bible tells us so. Hey, gently caress you.
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Dec 13, 2015 12:56
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If the Earth is flat how do you explain mountains?
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Dec 13, 2015 13:00
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kikkelivelho posted:If the Earth is flat how do you explain mountains? Noah's Flood. The water was so heavy it pushed the ground down causing the mountains to rise up.
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Dec 13, 2015 13:01
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The Bible posted:Noah's Flood. The Bible said it so it must be true
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Dec 13, 2015 14:09
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I loving love science.
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Dec 13, 2015 14:19
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i love christian science. especially the gay kind.
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Dec 13, 2015 14:30
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Christian Science reading rooms are loving dumb as hell. Christians and science don't even go together. Edit: Sorry Christians
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How do flat earth believers explain away ships disappearing over the horizon? Or day and night on opposite sides of the planet?
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