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CaptainSarcastic
Jul 6, 2013



Since we are well within the incredibly tedious slog of "culture wars" bullshit over Christmas and the holidays, I thought a pictorial review might be in order.

I'll start things off with a festive blitzkrieg:





Now, when some fop tries to tell you that "Jesus is the reason for the season" you can correct him with, "Actually, I think you mean Hitler."

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CaptainSarcastic
Jul 6, 2013



A fierce response from the Eastern Front:

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
sd

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CaptainSarcastic
Jul 6, 2013



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Jul 6, 2013



Horniest Manticore
Nov 23, 2013

Hello, you!
Lipstick Apathy

ghlbtsk
Apr 19, 2005

these bath mats
are
GORGEOUS

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

CaptainSarcastic posted:

A fierce response from the Eastern Front:



Where can I get a life size Stalin action figure for Christmas?

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo

CaptainSarcastic
Jul 6, 2013




poverty goat
Feb 15, 2004




i look forward to seeing these two every year

CaptainSarcastic
Jul 6, 2013



Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

CaptainSarcastic
Jul 6, 2013



Horniest Manticore
Nov 23, 2013

Hello, you!
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aw! i hope she blows her cute widdle brains out!

JB50
Feb 13, 2008

Horniest Manticore posted:

aw! i hope she blows her cute widdle brains out!

With a BB gun, not likely.

JB50 fucked around with this message at 05:51 on Dec 15, 2015

ElectricSheep
Jan 14, 2006

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.

Santa ate my popcorn balls

CaptainSarcastic
Jul 6, 2013



I'm sure she'll upgrade soon enough.

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
i hope everyone loving dies

Horniest Manticore
Nov 23, 2013

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Chinatown posted:

i hope everyone loving dies

on christmas

CaptainSarcastic
Jul 6, 2013



Chinatown posted:

i hope everyone loving dies

Santa is working on that.

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

You'll shoot your eye out kid.

Oh wait, your parent's are smart enough to give you and have you wear eye protection.

Carry on

:patriot:

ded
Oct 27, 2005

Kooler than Jesus

CaptainSarcastic
Jul 6, 2013



ghlbtsk
Apr 19, 2005

these bath mats
are
GORGEOUS

CaptainSarcastic
Jul 6, 2013



VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

God drat HDR

CaptainSarcastic
Jul 6, 2013



A very GBS Christmas:

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec
You'll shoot your eye out kid

Horniest Manticore
Nov 23, 2013

Hello, you!
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CaptainSarcastic posted:

A very GBS Christmas:



Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec
Budd Dwyer is my irl friend I'm gonna tell him his pic popped up on my funny post forum.

Horniest Manticore
Nov 23, 2013

Hello, you!
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Hector Beerlioz posted:

Budd Dwyer is my irl friend I'm gonna tell him his pic popped up on my funny post forum.

"I need my picture on the internet like I need a hole in the head!"

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

hail santa

ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot

The Goatfather posted:

i look forward to seeing these two every year

Topographic Nap
Apr 22, 2007



From the Liberty Counsel's 2015 Naughty and Nice list of retailers who include Christ and Christmas in the advertisements and products. Apparently the Fox News' War on Christmas narrative has pressured most retailers to embrace the true meaning of Christmas (Jesus Christ)

https://lc.org/PDFs/Attachments2PRsLAs/2015/2015NorNList.pdf

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

i forget which thread this picture came from but it's most appropriate right now

Infidel Castro
Jun 8, 2010

Again and again
Your face reminds me of a bleak future
Despite the absence of hope
I give you this sacrifice




Hector Beerlioz posted:

Budd Dwyer is my irl friend I'm gonna tell him his pic popped up on my funny post forum.

I got some bad news buddy.

CaptainSarcastic posted:

I'm sure she'll upgrade soon enough.



I don't even own a loving gun and :swoon:

Horniest Manticore
Nov 23, 2013

Hello, you!
Lipstick Apathy

CaptainSarcastic posted:

I'm sure she'll upgrade soon enough.



i hope her children kill her then themselves

CaptainSarcastic
Jul 6, 2013



Horniest Manticore posted:

i hope her children kill her then themselves

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rabble rabble
Mar 24, 2015



Nap Ghost
HO ho ho

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