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Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
Girl Yoda

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Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
What they need to do is listen to the fans and finally put fan favorite character Ploofon Bleem on the big screen. When Ploofon takes on the Spardacan Assembly was the best action scene in the whole EU.

Alternatively: a movie adaptation of the Battle of Scarkus but skip over the whole "force rape" scene where Nalthea battles Darth Sabor in the Tealepathicon.

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
What about a scene where a TIE fighter crashes through the stained glass window of a Jedi church?

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost

Blurry Gray Thing posted:

The stained glass window has a stylized design of a TIE Fighter crashing into it.

Because Jedi can see the future. Probably. That's one of the things they do, right?

I was thinking that exact thing!

And like, once it crashes through, the entire congregation jumps to its feet in unison and fifty lightsabers light up at once. Zoom in on the TIE pilot's face. Even though his expression is hidden by his helmet, you can tell he's like "uh oh!"

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
Boba Fett tries to clone himself again but ends up making a "mini Me" Boba Fett.

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost

Mange Mite posted:

a live-action japanese remake of star wars.

An anime remake of Star Wars by the studio that brought us Rebuild of Evangelion.

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
Giant scorpion droids with red lightsabers for stingers. They are powered by Sith magic.

A death Star with TWO beam dishes. It is five times the size of the Death Star II.

Jar Jar Brinks home security.

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
Family Guy Star Wars reenacted with the cast of The Simpsons.

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
A movie about Street Podracing in the tradition of The Fast and the Furious

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
*Podracers speed by a dark alley*
*Police lights flash on to reveal a Police Podracer hidden in the darkness. It whoops its siren as it peels out into traffic to pursue the illegal racers*

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
*Illegal podracers narrowly avoid running over a woman pushing a pod baby-stroller*
*Police podracer smashes through a pod apple-cart*

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost

Hell Yeah posted:

reboot the prequels

Unironically this.

And by "reboot" I mean skip over Anakin's childhood and start the trilogy just prior to Anakin's transformation into Vader. Structure it like a Samurai film with Vader analogous to a good samurai who becomes corrupted and attacks his own dojo.

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
You all know the story: A young boy's parents are killed by an evil force and he grows up with his aunt and uncle in humble circumstances. A chance encounter with some oddball characters reveals to him that he is secretly the heir to a magical legacy that his aunt and uncle kept secret from him. The boy seeks counsel from a wise old man. Later, the old man is struck down by someone the old man once considered a close friend and ally.

I'm speaking of course of Spider Man.

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
There's a new, even gayer droid in town and C3P0 is jealous.

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost

Nooner posted:

the gang travls FORWARDS in time to our time and then they have to try and fit in and its all like awhooooaaa this is the future why is everything lke the past??

The technology in the Star Wars universe has Benjamin Button disease. It started out all super sleek in the prequels. By the end of the new trilogy it will be medieval times.

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
Get Justin Roiland and Dan Harmon to direct episode 8

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Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
Jedi Scientist: "It turns out midichlorians are not, nor have they ever been, a real thing."

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