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thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012
let's face it... before the ubiquity of social networking (facebook, tweeter, digg, and the like) human society was in pretty bad shape already don't get me wrong. but now an entire generation is being raised in a world where social networking is the premiere form of socializing with classmates, friends, family, etc. In effect, your worth is now based around things like number of likes/stars/favorites your terrible quality religious/political/"super hilarious" meme and image macros accumulate. they check their various social accounts upwards 200 times a day according to a recent special i watched on one of the most quality cable outlets that exists (CNN, natch). having the red "new notification" badge elicits a similar reaction to a heroin junkie craving his iix spotting a

i think looking back on web 2.0 "the social web", theoretical alien historians and anthropologists will be in agreement that the rise of social media, smart phones to deliver it everywhere in real time, and the rabid adoption of media by people of all walks of life due to all the cheap phones and plans now available was the main contributing factor of the downfall of human society. i expect within 200 years we'll have reverted to civilizations about as advanced as say.. the Incans maybe or Aztecs even.

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fuck the ROW
Aug 29, 2008

by zen death robot
nice post but i have to downvote because its common knowledge that the global warming i read about online will kill us all within 3 months

fabergay egg
Mar 1, 2012

it's not a rhetorical question, for politely saying 'you are an idiot, you don't know what you are talking about'


socxial media are actually extradimensional parasites whose flesh is the movement of electromagnetic current. they feed off of sentient life. make ppl ob noxious a n elf senetered so as to have more pettiness on which to feed.


ancientg mesoamericans did some cool fuckin poo poo tho. made the amazon basin hella fertile through a massive terraforming project. terra preta.

BigBoss
Jan 26, 2012

by Lowtax
Digg? Have you been saving this post in a word doc since 2006?

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012
i'm talking specifically about the main factor causing human society to be ruined... obviously global warming will kill the planet (and by extension i guess society along with it) but that's not the type of answer i'm looking for. now... please respect op's wishes on how the thread should conduct itself and take care when writing a response. if you don't think social media was a factor at all, provide a rebuttal. this being GBS i'm sure you'll all be happy to comply with this humble request and i can make this my first 5 star perfect gold thread :thurman:

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012

BigBoss posted:

Digg? Have you been saving this post in a word doc since 2006?

it's back and better than ever baby can you dig it?:colbert:

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
I don't know, I get mad when the general public uses social media because I'm a sociopath.

Cool NIN Shirt
Nov 26, 2007

by vyelkin
I think you're just getting old and out of touch

Owlofcreamcheese
May 22, 2005
Probation
Can't post for 9 years!
Buglord
I'm glad I just happened to be born at the best time in history right before everything ended forever said everyone born ever.

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
I like Facebook and emails and posting on SA

scott zoloft
Dec 7, 2015

yeah same
I dunno about actual society, but regular society was hosed as soon as Montell Williams filled every home TV set.

Twinty Zuleps
May 10, 2008

by R. Guyovich
Lipstick Apathy
It's just going to give people that excel at building personal relationships even more of a leg up in everything they pursue than they already had, as more and more people get less and less practice with the nitty-gritty stuff like social timing and emotional intuition. You'll feel like there's a big problem with how society works because of the unfair advantage these people seem to have, but it won't actually be anything new.

Monday_
Feb 18, 2006

Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.
The Great Twist
The only time social media was any good was that period from like 2005 to 2007, after people stopped using that garbage MySpace but before Facebook was full of idiots.

BigBoss
Jan 26, 2012

by Lowtax

Lol the most popular thing on the front page has less than 50 diggs. Remember when someone wanted to buy it for a load of money and the owner held out? Good times.

razamataza
Jan 2, 2006

Wulfolme posted:

It's just going to give people that excel at building personal relationships even more of a leg up in everything they pursue than they already had

personal relationships will soon be a thing of the past my friend unless yr talking about upvoting your boss on reddit after the tumblr img got retweeted from his fb according to jen on what'sapp

seriously a colleague that i sit next to started crying when her phone died. generation smart phone/social media is loving hilarious but also it's sad because it makes u think about how much worse its going to get in the future

Puppy Galaxy
Aug 1, 2004

nah it's whatever

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
hey man, get off my case

Falun Bong Refugee
Dec 14, 2015

by FactsAreUseless
More like unsocial media, am I right?

Jerry Mumphrey
Mar 11, 2004

by zen death robot

(and can't post for 4 years!)

they say no man is an island but ive got one hell of a peninsula :smugmrgw:

ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot

razamataza posted:

seriously a colleague that i sit next to started crying when her phone died. generation smart phone/social media is loving hilarious but also it's sad because it makes u think about how much worse its going to get in the future

I am still morose about my last smartphone dieing from battery bulge

that said it was also a slideout with a hard keyboard and nobody loving makes those anymore but blackberry

gently caress smartphones and the touchscreen bullshit they rode in on

ghosTTy
Sep 22, 2008

ya



or maybe no


i dunno

Vulture Culture
Jul 14, 2003

I was never enjoying it. I only eat it for the nutrients.
social media is just the most visible manifestation of the gamification/quantification problem

sigtrap
Apr 14, 2002

MOIST
Society has doomed society

razamataza
Jan 2, 2006

Falun Bong Refugee posted:

More like unsocial media, am I right?

Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

borkborkborkmorkmorkmork-gabbalooins
Anyone who says society is already doomed is just being a negative nancy and/or Debbie downer

monkey
Jan 20, 2004

by zen death robot
Yams Fan
The gestalt is coming, and it will be full of sociopathic transhuman teenagers who blame our generation for the weather. Fear the future.

The Bible
May 8, 2010

I can't believe I read that whole post.

TresTristesTigres
Feb 14, 2013

Posts from UnDeR9R0Und
Hmm... you're actually wrong OP, but at least you are sharing your wrong feelings online, where they do not affect mainstream society to any appreciable degree.

But let's say if social media does wind up destroying society. I want you to be in my postapocalyptic raider gang. We will grow rich and powerful by beating + robbing the complacent marks who are too busy on their iphones to defend themselves or notice our identifying features.

Lordshmee
Nov 23, 2007

I hate you, Milkman Dan

Owlofcreamcheese posted:

I'm glad I just happened to be born at the best time in history right before everything ended forever said everyone born ever.

This right here. But specifically, I think the advent of social media addicts is great. Now I have a much more overt sign of douchebaggery to look out for. There are still plenty of people who haven't been ruined by this poo poo and those are, as always, the ones I'm interested in interacting with.

Does kind of suck that a lot of young people who but for decent parenting might've avoided the trap are doomed, but that's life!

Salacious Spy
May 29, 2010

Well the word got around they said this kid is insane, man
Banged in the mouth and now he's got AIDS, man
hmm yes social media will indeed cause society to erode from within, causing us all to degenerate to an apelike state, much like alcohol and jazz and rock music and drugs and heavy metal and video games and the internet did previously

Salacious Spy
May 29, 2010

Well the word got around they said this kid is insane, man
Banged in the mouth and now he's got AIDS, man
I imagine life after our generation will be totally unrecognizable, in that everyone will be using different tools to accomplish the same basic tasks humans have been engaging in for millennia

Shwqa
Feb 13, 2012

I don't think social media has doomed society. People have always surrounded themselves in echo chambers. People have always be interested in easy to read/understand entertainment. But social media does scare me, but it gives easy quantifiable data to pretend to understand the human mind.

They already claim to know a person's sexual preference, drug use, political standing, intelligence, and the strength of their dating relationship all by Facebook habits. Right now this data is used for stupid marketing bullshit, that doesn't really have any consequences. But how long until we pretend this data is fact? It will probably not be long until they start pulling out specialized Facebook personality test for courts and job hirings.

It is will be another inaccurate tool that people will pretend to be infallible while making life changing decisions. Just like lie decetors and ultrasounds.

verdigris murder
Jul 10, 2011

by FactsAreUseless

Shwqa posted:

I don't think social media has doomed society. People have always surrounded themselves in echo chambers. People have always be interested in easy to read/understand entertainment. But social media does scare me, but it gives easy quantifiable data to pretend to understand the human mind.

They already claim to know a person's sexual preference, drug use, political standing, intelligence, and the strength of their dating relationship all by Facebook habits. Right now this data is used for stupid marketing bullshit, that doesn't really have any consequences. But how long until we pretend this data is fact? It will probably not be long until they start pulling out specialized Facebook personality test for courts and job hirings.

It is will be another inaccurate tool that people will pretend to be infallible while making life changing decisions. Just like lie decetors and ultrasounds.
Courts of law regularly use cam footage of poor driving from someone's car GoPro. Social media is basically the figurative gps in the car telling the driver where to go.

raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6e7ye12Rkco&t=37s

Blurry Gray Thing
Jun 3, 2009
Society is always doomed. Before social media it was TV. Before TV it was other stuff.The day you realize that society is doomed is the day you know you're old. And when you bust out the "Yes, but THIS time it's objectively different, I'm not just railing about Them Kids These Days, I'm right because of...." support, you know it's terminal.

Germstore
Oct 17, 2012

A Serious Candidate For a Serious Time

Clicked half expected to see that pornhub had bought the name.

Dean of Swing
Feb 22, 2012

Best Giraffe posted:

socxial media are actually extradimensional parasites whose flesh is the movement of electromagnetic current. they feed off of sentient life. make ppl ob noxious a n elf senetered so as to have more pettiness on which to feed.


ancientg mesoamericans did some cool fuckin poo poo tho. made the amazon basin hella fertile through a massive terraforming project. terra preta.

hosed up if true.

Nathilus
Apr 4, 2002

I alone can see through the media bias.

I'm also stupid on a scale that can only be measured in Reddits.
Actually society was on its way back up before social media. We had finally gotten out of the phase that any fuckwit owning some barrels of ink made their opinions relevant. Asshats used to call each other out via newspapers and it was stupid as hell. Then for a brief, magical time there was no ubiquitous platform for that kind of bullshit. But now every idiot thinks their deranged/subhuman ideas are worthy of public attention again. So basically yes op.

wireframeskull
Dec 3, 2006

Nathilus posted:

Actually society was on its way back up before social media. We had finally gotten out of the phase that any fuckwit owning some barrels of ink made their opinions relevant. Asshats used to call each other out via newspapers and it was stupid as hell. Then for a brief, magical time there was no ubiquitous platform for that kind of bullshit. But now every idiot thinks their deranged/subhuman ideas are worthy of public attention again. So basically yes op.

So, you're saying that we need to kill net neutrality.

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Caesar Saladin
Aug 15, 2004

i work in digital marketing and social media basically invented most of my job and guess what, its a really really easy job. The old people think I'm doing a lot, but I don't do much and get results. I can't keep this up forever, some day they will figure out that social media marketing doesn't really work for most things

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