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Hardhome was amazing except for establishing an interesting female character and than killing her off immediately in a dumb way.
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# ¿ Dec 17, 2015 19:13 |
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# ¿ Apr 27, 2024 15:45 |
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Im going about my day and I randomly think of the Bad Pussy line and just start cracking up. It seriously rivals "I don't like sand." in the all time worst lines ever written.
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# ¿ Dec 29, 2015 21:31 |
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GoGoGadgetChris posted:Homeboy is not going to walk. Bloodraven specifically tells him "you will never walk again". I don't understand this at all since he could just walk with the exact same methods he uses to be able to fly. GRRM is a poo poo writer.
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# ¿ Dec 30, 2015 07:10 |
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I cant wait to see what role Oly has going forward! You know, I honestly thought that they were going to have Oly try and warn Jon in an attempt to subvert the most obviously telegraphed expectations ever. But no.
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# ¿ Dec 31, 2015 01:25 |
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Its gonna depend on whether the Jets make the playoffs or not. If they don't he's gonna throw out everything and start over. So an entire days work.
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# ¿ Dec 31, 2015 01:31 |
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bobjr posted:I wonder if they have Jon kill him for that will they try and frame it as a good or bad thing. If the show has any guts Jon will gut the little bastard along with every other traitor. But I just know Jon will forgive him and it'll be some little moral lesson.
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# ¿ Jan 1, 2016 00:03 |
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That's really some pro-level trolling.
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# ¿ Jan 1, 2016 03:13 |
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Super Ninja Fish posted:"Wild Cards is another matter. Wild Cards is in my blood, and I plan to continue with those books as long as someone will keep buying them." Someone. somewhere, intently studies those books looking for clues about ASoIAF like its The Bible Code.
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# ¿ Jan 2, 2016 04:02 |
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TOOT BOOT posted:
lol
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# ¿ Jan 2, 2016 09:11 |
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If GRRM was allowed to "finish" ADWD instead of the publishers forcing it out in 2011 do you think it would even be out yet?
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# ¿ Jan 24, 2016 20:38 |
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Don't we usually have a teaser trailer with actual footage by now?
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# ¿ Jan 27, 2016 06:52 |
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Austrian mook posted:I mean gently caress, not like we're getting Winds of Winter ever
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# ¿ Jan 28, 2016 01:25 |
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Remember when the show trolled everyone by mentioning Benjen in the previews? That still remains funny.
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# ¿ Feb 10, 2016 03:38 |
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So why didn't Jamie just turn the boat around again?
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# ¿ Feb 12, 2016 04:38 |
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That's weak as gently caress.
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# ¿ Feb 14, 2016 20:57 |
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I hope a loving asteroid crashes into Westeros killing everyone.
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# ¿ Feb 16, 2016 03:01 |
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GRRM is the joke.
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# ¿ Feb 27, 2016 01:13 |
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So who is that army lined up against the Sparrows on the steps?
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# ¿ Mar 8, 2016 23:06 |
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I've never read the books but aren't the Sparrows a ton more nuanced in them? Like they are a populist movement among the peasant population who have been decimated by the War of the 5 Kings instead of just some hyper religious SS group that sprung out of loving nowhere?
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# ¿ Mar 8, 2016 23:52 |
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Lycus posted:I hope to see Wun Wun chuck some boulders at that Bolton phalanx. Wun Wun is gonna die and it's going to be by Ramsey's hand in some type of Legolas CGI finishing move.
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# ¿ Mar 10, 2016 02:14 |
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Mr. Nice! posted:Stannis had no intentions of returning to Castle Black. Why would he leave his child and wife behind if he wasn't going back? He can always send for them after the battle is won.
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# ¿ Mar 14, 2016 16:16 |
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Lol I forgot all about Littlefinger's little lecture where he encouraged her to try and manipulate Ramsey. And it looked like it was going to happen when Walda announced she was pregnant and Sansa immediately recognized how that threatened Ramsey's status. But then things switched gears to torture porn so fast that I still can't believe it. Lol D&B are such hacks.
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# ¿ Mar 15, 2016 01:02 |
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If I were on the opposing army and saw that Ramsey had flayed Roose I wouldn't be intimidated, I'd be relieved that the finest military commander in the North is now dead and his retard son is now leading his army. How is this supposed to go over exactly? Ramsey "hehe now you see how vicious I am now that I'm in charge!" Jon Targaryan: "ok, why should I care?"
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# ¿ Mar 22, 2016 01:16 |
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Feral posted:
He decided a couple years ago that he would stop being directly involved with the show to focus more on writing. lol
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# ¿ Mar 28, 2016 03:07 |
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I'm still kicking myself for honestly thinking that the writers were going to subvert expectations and have Olly try and warn Jon about the reason. But I'm sure that they thought that they were subverting expectations in having Olly part of it even though it was the most telegraphed thing ever.
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# ¿ Apr 10, 2016 02:58 |
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Personally I've been hoping that Ramsey gets killed by a White Walker and a bunch of wrights. It would be cool to see him encounter something that he can't in any way understand, that he can't in any way intimidate. Let him, for once, feel truly vulnerable and scared before he finally loving dies. It would also be appropriate from a thematic point of view, like the show is telling us "yeah you see this seemingly invincible villain that you've reviled for 3 years? He ain't poo poo, the real threat is finally here."
Shimrra Jamaane fucked around with this message at 05:51 on Apr 12, 2016 |
# ¿ Apr 12, 2016 05:48 |
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counterfeitsaint posted:The real spoilers are the Ramsey and his bro Twenty Goodmen went north of the wall, and the crosses in front of the battle were actually the white walkers. I can't even find this funny because I know that D&D would have unironically loved to do this if they could have figured out a way. They are in love with their self insert rape sadist.
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# ¿ Apr 12, 2016 05:52 |
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Slugworth posted:I mean, you're not wrong, but my friend Jaime, the only Jaime I've ever known, pronounces it 'Hi-muh'. So every time I read this thread, I am reading about the adventures of Hi-muh Lannister, and I hate it. Wait hold on, he pronounces the name Jaime as Hi-Muh? What? Is he foreign or a retard?
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# ¿ Apr 13, 2016 22:41 |
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Who was it that popularized short individual seasons? Because I loving hate it. It made sense when LOST did it starting with Season 4 because 15 episodes a year is way more manageable than 24 when you have a serialized story. In fact I believe that 14-16 episode a season is the sweet spot for heavily plot based shows. But these 6-10 episode mini seasons that we are seeing more and more of are just loving retarded and a clear money grab.
Shimrra Jamaane fucked around with this message at 03:05 on Apr 15, 2016 |
# ¿ Apr 15, 2016 03:01 |
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bobjr posted:Wasn't Lost because of the Writers Strike, meaning they had to cut a lot of stuff just for that number? No. After Season 3 the showrunners publicly announced that they would be ending the show after just 48 more episodes. The 48 episodes would be divided into three seasons of 16. Now, things did get a bit hosed up because of the writers strike causing Season 4 to have just 14 episodes. But Season 5 and 6 each added an episode to help compensate for that.
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# ¿ Apr 15, 2016 03:20 |
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Id support a 13-14 episode final season even if it meant having to wait until June for it.
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# ¿ Apr 15, 2016 04:10 |
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Lycus posted:People love this show much more than they admit. Season 5 was awful but Seasons 1-4 were great. So I'm foolishly going to keep watching. Also I have nothing better to do with my life.
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# ¿ Apr 15, 2016 05:25 |
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I'm doing a re watch of Season 1 right now since I haven't seen it since I first watched it a couple years back. I am really confused regarding Vary's motivations. He is overhead by Arya conspiring in the dungeon about how they are waiting for when the time is right for the Targayans to cross the Narrow Sea and return to conquer the 7 kingdoms. But in that same episode Varys tries to have Dani assassinated. And considering in Season 5 how Varys openly supports Dani, and makes it clear that he has all along, why the gently caress did he try and have killed? So were the writers at this point planning on eventually introducing fake-Aeagon? Because nothing about Varys in the show makes any sense at all.
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# ¿ Apr 16, 2016 04:29 |
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Except Robert makes it extremely clear in the Small Council Meeting that he wants Visreys dead as well.
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# ¿ Apr 16, 2016 04:40 |
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I guess that all makes some sense. And I've never read the books so I'm not familiar with Varys's plan in them. Anyway I forgot how Jaimie was such a loving dickhead wow
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# ¿ Apr 16, 2016 04:53 |
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twistedmentat posted:I don't think Jaime would have become one of my favorite characters if he had not been as big of a dick at first. Too bad he goes through his entire redemption arc only for the showrunners to write, director, shoot, and then edit a scene where he rapes Cersei entirely by accident.
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# ¿ Apr 16, 2016 05:29 |
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I just got to the part in Season 1 where Ned refuses Renly's offer to take control of the capital before Joffrey succeeded to the throne. Goddamit Ned... just... godammit.
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# ¿ Apr 16, 2016 07:52 |
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I just watched a bunch of those Alt Shift X videos and they were all really interesting. Then I remember that less than half of these theories will ever be addressed because they are not in the show and the books will never be finished.
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# ¿ Apr 16, 2016 21:55 |
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Oh I am well aware of the indepth analysis of Preston Jacobs... Frankly if GRRM had any sense of decency and humor he would realize that he'll never finish the books based on his original plans and thus should just push out the rest of the series following ALL of Preston Jacobs theories verbatim.
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# ¿ Apr 17, 2016 00:37 |
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# ¿ Apr 27, 2024 15:45 |
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Lycus posted:By the way, Gurm said "sure" when someone asked him if he wants to rejoin the writing staff of the show when Winds was done. In case anyone was under the false impression that he was planning on working diligently on Dream after finishing Winds. Writing for the show will be wrapped up around summer 2017 so he better get a move on!
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# ¿ Apr 17, 2016 03:36 |