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In every age, cultures associated with facial hair are bad, and cultures associated with hairlessness are great. Facial hair is an animal mask that erases persona and leaves men with no distinguishing feature other than raw ability to project power in their immediate vicinity. (The same applies for body hair with women but in a less interesting way)
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Dec 19, 2015 08:54
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yeah it is bad to the bone, i quite agree. 
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Dec 19, 2015 08:55
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its the old eloi vs. morlock poo poo dude. just leave it be...
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Dec 19, 2015 08:56
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my facial hair is rakish and handsome. devilish and mysterious and debonair and crusted with pussy slime. my facial hair.
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Dec 19, 2015 09:19
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when you put more effort into your facial hair then the rest of your body you should stop
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Dec 19, 2015 09:34
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_GOhMhedJbA
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Dec 19, 2015 09:55
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me: 
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Dec 19, 2015 10:00
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when I take bubble baths I gather up a bunch of bubbles in my hands and put them on my chin like a beard and pretend I'm Santa Clause hohoho
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Dec 19, 2015 10:10
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Its annoying to dry myself off from the shower, only to find that there's still some water hanging out in my beard.
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Dec 19, 2015 10:12
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it is itchy
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Dec 19, 2015 10:18
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i have a beard and i love it, fellas
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Dec 19, 2015 10:19
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I'll start shaving when I need a job, which for a long time I don't see happening
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Dec 19, 2015 10:20
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My beard is so long that I braid it. OP can go gently caress himself.
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Dec 19, 2015 10:21
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You can have a beard, personally, so long as your culture doesn't become a beardy mustachy embarassment. Good ways to look:   Bad ways to look:  
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Dec 19, 2015 10:49
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i have the worst facial hair in the world but i still grow it cus gently caress it i can im a man
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Dec 19, 2015 10:52
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a long flowing beard is for a man with no chin pathetic, and gross
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Dec 19, 2015 10:54
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i have a good chin and my good facial hair just accentuates my beautiful bone structure
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Dec 19, 2015 10:55
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The beard is a weakness because it means your face is more flammable.
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Dec 19, 2015 10:56
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if you have enough beard to grasp you have made a grievous tactical error and i will destroy you
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Dec 19, 2015 10:58
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In certain circles, facial hair tends to be quite sexy. On women, not so much.
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Dec 19, 2015 11:02
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lOfZLb33uCg
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Dec 19, 2015 11:04
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On attractive people, beards can look good (like most things) On unnattractive people, beards are gross
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Dec 19, 2015 11:06
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Your firefighting abilities are severely hampered when you have a beard since you can't form a proper mask seal on your face. If you can't fight fires you aren't a man.
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Dec 19, 2015 11:16
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You're either a guy who can't grow facial hair without it looking like someone covered your face in glue and threw a handful of pubes at it or woman who is fat and disgusting and craves for dick in her pussy that she'll never get.
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Dec 19, 2015 11:20
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Obligatory Handle posted:Guy who can't grow facial hair/woman who is fat and disgusting spotted. yeah i think you've nailed it buddy. buncha jelly bitchbeards itt
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Dec 19, 2015 11:21
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Facial hair is really just a way to hide the fat sagging under your mouth. That's the only reason I've ever had it and anytime I was fit enough I got rid of that poo poo right away.
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Dec 19, 2015 11:22
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wiffle ball bat posted:yeah i think you've nailed it buddy. buncha jelly bitchbeards itt drat, I changed it, but the message is the same.
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Dec 19, 2015 11:22
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Obligatory Handle posted:drat, I changed it, but the message is the same. brevity is the etc
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Dec 19, 2015 11:25
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Drago didn't need any facial hair to say he was more manly than you
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Dec 19, 2015 11:32
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Illavick posted:Facial hair is really just a way to hide the fat sagging under your mouth. That's the only reason I've ever had it and anytime I was fit enough I got rid of that poo poo right away. the truth prevails
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Dec 19, 2015 11:38
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this thread has opened my eyes, I'm shaving right now
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Dec 19, 2015 11:41
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my nuts that is
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Dec 19, 2015 11:41
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hey, o
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Dec 19, 2015 11:42
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It is really good at covering up the ugly.
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Dec 19, 2015 11:43
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i have a goatee. no beard
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Dec 19, 2015 11:46
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op every post you make is the most idiotic thing youve ever posted
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Dec 19, 2015 11:47
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Ditch the scruff, flaunt the buff
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Dec 19, 2015 11:52
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did hitler-san have facial hair? think about it for a minute
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Dec 19, 2015 11:54
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Gibberish posted:did hitler-san have facial hair? think about it for a minute yes, he did
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Dec 19, 2015 12:01
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I spent 5:00-7:30AM Wednesday morning combing my beard alone in my bedroom with the lights off.
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Dec 19, 2015 12:11
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