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GORDON posted:Why does no one have an issue with hair on the top of the head, and there's all this baggage attached to hair on the front of the head? It's like the Star Bellied Sneetches up in this piece. Yeah you're right, nobody ever cares about how much hair men have or how they style it. I'm using sarcasm and I have to point this out because you're a moron.
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cool beards
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Dec 19, 2015 20:38
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oh hi im a major league baseball pitcher with a gigantic black beard and im cool as gently caress
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Dec 19, 2015 20:40
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vudan posted:" ability to project power in their immediate vicinity" - It doesn't mean you have that power. You probably don't. It means that it is the only thing distinguishing you. lern2read
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Dec 19, 2015 20:41
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i wish i had a sweet baseball player steroid beard
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Dec 19, 2015 20:45
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I have a beard and it's loving awesome I feel bad for you and your hairless body OP
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Dec 19, 2015 20:50
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As someone with very little facial hair I can but agree I am good others are bad
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Dec 19, 2015 22:14
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beards are good and I regret shaving mine off, my neck is so cold now.
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Dec 19, 2015 22:17
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beards are required to get into valhalla enjoy your sissy no-sex heaven, non-beard havers
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I think afro beards are pretty funny because you just know... this is just one of the many afros on their body that you're seeing. A good normal beard though is just unobjectionable , this is 50,000,000 years of human history we're talking about, including our exodus from Mars
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Dec 19, 2015 22:26
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jfood posted:beards are required to get into valhalla do you bang in valhalla? I thought you just got chopped to bits with swords every day
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Dec 19, 2015 22:56
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party, gently caress and fight all day, all night
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Dec 19, 2015 23:04
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you gotta die in battle to get into valhalla, son
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AugmentedVision posted:do you bang in valhalla? I thought you just got chopped to bits with swords every day you cross swords every day as in: dicks touching
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Cake Smashing Boob posted:you cross swords every day Im pretty sure valhalla is a sausage fest so of course all you bears with your beards want in. Also gay bears are the only people who should have beards, unless your some kind of religious dude whos religion says you have to have a beard, then its a non consensual beard so it doesn't count. Hope this post helps you navigate the modern beard world!
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hey look at me, im literally the god's only begotten son our lord and savior jesus h christ, and yes my beard is awesome thanks for noticing
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notZaar posted:Yeah you're right, nobody ever cares about how much hair men have or how they style it. I'm using sarcasm and I have to point this out because you're a moron. No you are.
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jlechem posted:I have a beard and it's loving awesome I feel bad for you and your hairless body OP This is not about individuals or temporary fashion trends. This is about societies as a whole being bad where men are of the the seething, try-hard beardy version of masculinity. I actually had a beard last week. YES:  NO: 
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Dec 20, 2015 00:29
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Also: The bigger the hat, the worse the religion. Post religious hat people who are terrible - they probably also have beards! (Sikhs are the exception)
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Maoist Pussy posted:This is not about individuals or temporary fashion trends. This is about societies as a whole being bad where men are of the the seething, try-hard beardy version of masculinity. I actually had a beard last week. That's a pretty good argument but Franklin 'Dictator of my heart' Roosevelt's idol was TR and his mustache was the stuff of legends. Maybe he just couldn't grow one
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I look really young and my extremely distinguished Van Dyke is the only way I can look my age 
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ANIME IS BLOOD posted:I look really young and my extremely distinguished Van Dyke is the only way I can look half my age You sure look like a dyke all right!!!!!
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Dec 20, 2015 00:44
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Nooner posted:You sure look like a dyke all right!!!!! 
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Cream rinse in the beard will make that poo poo gandalf as gently caress. Good facial hair is about adaptation to your natural facial shape and bone structure, and a routine of solid daily maintenance. And accepting that not everybody can or should have it.
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Dec 20, 2015 00:46
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DO: DO NOT: 
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I'm cute af with my beard so you can just keep being jello
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Dec 20, 2015 01:20
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I have a big beard so I get duck dynasty comments all the time or people think I'm a murderer
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Dec 20, 2015 02:12
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I could join ZZ Top if I grew my bear out full, just happy keeping it Richard Gere length--short, but staying frosty. Just For Men beard dye, lol. Stains your skin!
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Dec 20, 2015 02:44
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Nooner posted:I'm cute af with my beard so you can just keep being jello WHen I beat you in the fight Imma shave your beard.
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Shaquin posted:Cream rinse in the beard will make that poo poo gandalf as gently caress. Good facial hair is about adaptation to your natural facial shape and bone structure, and a routine of solid daily maintenance. And accepting that not everybody can or should have it. This. If you're growing a beard because you're too lazy to shave every day then it's going to look bad.
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Dec 20, 2015 02:50
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I can feel the power coming off my beard, making my skinny face look like I've been doing reps on the face machine at the gym. 
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Yeeeah I look better with a 5o clock shadow than I do clean shaven so I don't care what you think
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I'm a woman and I find a well-groomed, very short beard to be quite attractive. In fact, I think most men look better with a little facial hair. "little" being the key though. Big bushy hipster beards are the loving worst. Also, men, please do not shave your chest, legs and pubes. I'm begging you. By all means, trim your pubes (what - I'm supposed to keep that poo poo completely bald, but you can't even take scissors to yours once in a while??) but smooth girly legs and groin on a man is the creepiest thing.
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Dec 20, 2015 04:54
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Fat girls don't like it when men shave because it makes them feel oafish and lumpy.
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I am not fat.
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Well, then rural or caucasian or some other lumpenperson.
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You are making bizarre connections.
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If you are able you really should just submit to the beard. The beard will make you happy. The beard will keep you save and warm. Trust and love the beard.
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HoAssHo posted:You are making bizarre connections. Look, girls who don't like shaved chests are always protecting their own fragile sense of their femininity in some way. Usually because they are fat or from the Midwest or some such thing.
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lol okay dude
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