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HoAssHo
Mar 10, 2005

:love::love::love:
lol okay dude

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GORDON
Jan 1, 2006

by Fluffdaddy

Maoist Pussy posted:

Look, girls who don't like shaved chests are always protecting their own fragile sense of their femininity in some way. Usually because they are fat or from the Midwest or some such thing.

Tell us more about why girls do things.

got any sevens
Feb 9, 2013

by Cyrano4747

One of these men is still worshipped 2000 years later.

FedEx Mercury
Jan 7, 2004

Me bad posting? That's unpossible!
Lipstick Apathy
Uh no he isn't Egypt is all Christians and Muslims now.

Dial-a-Dog
May 22, 2001

HoAssHo posted:

I'm a woman and I find a well-groomed, very short beard to be quite attractive. In fact, I think most men look better with a little facial hair. "little" being the key though. Big bushy hipster beards are the loving worst.

Also, men, please do not shave your chest, legs and pubes. I'm begging you. By all means, trim your pubes (what - I'm supposed to keep that poo poo completely bald, but you can't even take scissors to yours once in a while??) but smooth girly legs and groin on a man is the creepiest thing.

I'm never going to stop, please don't smoothshame me

criscodisco
Feb 18, 2004

do it
No, guys that shave their pubes are creepy as hell. It's like "hey look at the dick on that 7 year old!". I don't even need guys to trim, I want them to look like a 70's porn.

FedEx Mercury
Jan 7, 2004

Me bad posting? That's unpossible!
Lipstick Apathy
A big bushy pube will create a pocket of stagnant air that will keep your dick & balls nicely insulated and warm in the winter.

HoAssHo
Mar 10, 2005

:love::love::love:

Aralan posted:

I'm never going to stop, please don't smoothshame me

Hey man, do what you want, I'm sure there are people out there who are into it. Just stating a personal preference.

got any sevens
Feb 9, 2013

by Cyrano4747

criscodisco posted:

No, guys that shave their pubes are creepy as hell. It's like "hey look at the dick on that 7 year old!". I don't even need guys to trim, I want them to look like a 70's porn.

7 year olds havent had their balls drop

Sandwich Anarchist
Sep 12, 2008
ur bad

Maoist Pussy
Feb 12, 2014

by Lowtax

criscodisco posted:

No, guys that shave their pubes are creepy as hell. It's like "hey look at the dick on that 7 year old!". I don't even need guys to trim, I want them to look like a 70's porn.

Your dad-fetish is definitely not creepy.

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Maoist Pussy
Feb 12, 2014

by Lowtax

GORDON posted:

Tell us more about why girls do things.

OK, well, they are simultaneously aroused and humiliated by their attraction to men; conversely, they are elevated but also enervated by their desire for women. Being female is an unsolvable predicament, so women are pretty conflicted and opaque to themselves.

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