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Maoist Pussy
Feb 12, 2014

by Lowtax
In every age, cultures associated with facial hair are bad, and cultures associated with hairlessness are great. Facial hair is an animal mask that erases persona and leaves men with no distinguishing feature other than raw ability to project power in their immediate vicinity. (The same applies for body hair with women but in a less interesting way)

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Maoist Pussy
Feb 12, 2014

by Lowtax
You can have a beard, personally, so long as your culture doesn't become a beardy mustachy embarassment.

Good ways to look:





Bad ways to look:



Maoist Pussy
Feb 12, 2014

by Lowtax

Nutsngum posted:

Does this officially conclude GBS topics on hating everything that possibly exists?

Why does that seem to bother and surprise you?

Look, on any subject there are a thousand ways to be wrong and very few ways to be right. It is obvious that most things will, therefore, be wrong and bad. Body hair in general is a prime example.

Maoist Pussy
Feb 12, 2014

by Lowtax

vudan posted:

" ability to project power in their immediate vicinity" -
Uhh yeah that's pretty awesome?

It doesn't mean you have that power. You probably don't. It means that it is the only thing distinguishing you. lern2read

Maoist Pussy
Feb 12, 2014

by Lowtax

jlechem posted:

I have a beard and it's loving awesome I feel bad for you and your hairless body OP

This is not about individuals or temporary fashion trends. This is about societies as a whole being bad where men are of the the seething, try-hard beardy version of masculinity. I actually had a beard last week.

YES:




NO:

Maoist Pussy
Feb 12, 2014

by Lowtax
Also:

The bigger the hat, the worse the religion. Post religious hat people who are terrible - they probably also have beards!

(Sikhs are the exception)

Maoist Pussy
Feb 12, 2014

by Lowtax
DO:



DO NOT:

Maoist Pussy
Feb 12, 2014

by Lowtax
Fat girls don't like it when men shave because it makes them feel oafish and lumpy.

Maoist Pussy
Feb 12, 2014

by Lowtax
Well, then rural or caucasian or some other lumpenperson.

Maoist Pussy
Feb 12, 2014

by Lowtax

HoAssHo posted:

You are making bizarre connections.

Look, girls who don't like shaved chests are always protecting their own fragile sense of their femininity in some way. Usually because they are fat or from the Midwest or some such thing.

Maoist Pussy
Feb 12, 2014

by Lowtax

criscodisco posted:

No, guys that shave their pubes are creepy as hell. It's like "hey look at the dick on that 7 year old!". I don't even need guys to trim, I want them to look like a 70's porn.

Your dad-fetish is definitely not creepy.

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Maoist Pussy
Feb 12, 2014

by Lowtax

GORDON posted:

Tell us more about why girls do things.

OK, well, they are simultaneously aroused and humiliated by their attraction to men; conversely, they are elevated but also enervated by their desire for women. Being female is an unsolvable predicament, so women are pretty conflicted and opaque to themselves.

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