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numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

ban OP

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numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

beard + glasses = tell everyone what to do

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

im gonna buy a fuckin heisenberg hat and talk to everyone in an even more condescending tone

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

then im going to put my leg up on everything like commander riker

a mighty beard

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

smash open everything with a crowbar, DOCTOR FREEMAN

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

gonna free the gently caress out of the slaves like honest abe

LOOK AT THE BEARD AND HAT DAVIS!!!!

numberoneposter fucked around with this message at 19:45 on Dec 19, 2015

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

just gonna annex some things no big deal

SIEG HEIL!!!!

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

hmmm look at me im the technoviking probably the coolest human on earth

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

*shaves legs,, pits, balls, etc but grows beard, chest hair, and happy trail to pubes shaped like a reverse triangle*

*also has hipster jugend haircut*

*takes express train to pussy town*

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

oh hi im a major league baseball pitcher with a gigantic black beard and im cool as gently caress

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numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

hey look at me, im literally the god's only begotten son our lord and savior jesus h christ, and yes my beard is awesome thanks for noticing

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