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Vargs posted:im the cat pooping in a litter box that has no litter yeah but that breed of cat just poops little poofballs of pink cotton candy
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A misanthrope posted:here op get a cat cement miixer you lazy piece o f poo poo lol at the cat in the Apollo space rocket thing
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you put the gross rocks and the poo that's touching them into a bag and put the bag in the trash, then you put the cats outside and never let them in again because you're not some kind of loving sap that provides food shelter and bags of rocks for a mammalian parasite to your nurturing instinct to poop on in exchange for an accumulation of filth and dander, unsettling noises, and dead things being brought into the house
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Dec 24, 2015 03:26
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Smartest forums on the web: help I can't figure out how to scoop.
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i dont know how thsi relates to the thread but holy poo poo look at this cute litle prick
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A misanthrope posted:i dont know how thsi relates to the thread but holy poo poo look at this cute litle prick I hope it drowns
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Traxis posted:I hope it drowns traxis is th name sarah palin gave her retard baby i think
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Dec 24, 2015 03:30
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Do like Charles Mingus and toilet train that pussy. Then bust out a sweet pocket groove. http://www.openculture.com/2015/02/charles-mingus-instructions-for-toilet-training-your-cat.html
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Traxis posted:I hope it drowns i hope you drown
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Traxis posted:I hope it drowns that insanely fat goon stepped on it
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he's a serial cat crusher
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cute little kittens meet a fat goon, match made in heaven right? the fat goon will play eve online and buy bitcoins and basically be a loving goon, but the cat will thrive right? oh then the fat goon can't see under his goddamn gut so he steps on and crushes a kitten lol at that fat idiot and  kitten
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Dec 24, 2015 03:53
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1. Carry box outside 2. Dump contents wherever (dumpster, out-of-the-way corner, neighbor's compost heap, etc.) 3. Carry back inside 4. Refill with whatever stuff your lady's cat shits in 5. Profit edit: by "profit" I mean "get laid when she finds out that you can act kind of like a human being when necessary" withak fucked around with this message at 04:02 on Dec 24, 2015 |
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Dec 24, 2015 03:56
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press your thumb up your butthole
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Dec 24, 2015 03:57
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Anyone taught they're cat to use a toilet? That would be cool
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Dec 24, 2015 03:59
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3 cats should have 4 litter boxes. Each should be scooped at least every other day, preferable daily. Litter should be replaced entirely once a week. If the cats aren't happy with their litter boxes they will start making GBS threads and pissing wherever they please. I hate owning cats because they need so much poopsand and that poo poo gets adds up.
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dad gay. so what posted:press your thumb up your butthole oh jeez now theres a mess everywhere you owe me a roll of paper towels 
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Maldoror posted:just go to your local drat discount store and get whatever version of this they have Omg
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Dec 24, 2015 04:07
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You could just blow your head off and save us all the bitching and moaning about carrying out a simple task. 
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Toadvine posted:Anyone taught they're cat to use a toilet? That would be cool Yes. My roommate did it. It's ridiculously easy. http://www.amazon.com/Litter-Kwitter-3-Step-Toilet-Training/dp/B001275HWG
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Dec 24, 2015 04:14
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withak posted:1. Carry box outside Just gently caress the cats. Way less effort.
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Dirty Sanchez posted:Just gently caress the cats. Way less effort. b& for bestiality, gtfo please
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i suggest you pack up all your stuff and leave your home never to return. change your phone number, name, and get plastic surgery.
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Fonzarelli posted:drat you are straight up abusing those animals by waiting so long, imagine taking a poo poo in a shared toilet that hasn't been flushed for six drat days I see you've met my co-workers.
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Dec 24, 2015 04:41
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My rabbit gets so cross if his litter is dirty. He stomps real loud every few seconds till you sort it out.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sLX3hmfi70c
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For gently caress's sake when you dump the dirty litter wash the tray before you fill it with clean litter. 3 cats, 6 days, 1 tray makes for stale cat piss at the bottom of the tray.
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Pack your poo poo up and leave your girlfriend to discover an empty apartment filled with cat poo poo when she gets back 
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Dec 24, 2015 05:12
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help make it see the error of its ways
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Dec 24, 2015 05:40
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A misanthrope posted:op is ths you
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Professor Shark posted:Pack your poo poo up and leave your girlfriend to discover an empty apartment filled with cat poo poo when she gets back uhhh this i have definitely thought of
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S-a-XSJb390 kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty touch poo poo  3> 
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Dec 24, 2015 06:23
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animals belong outdoors and want to be outdoors hth OP
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A misanthrope posted:op is ths you this bitch..
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anyone ever try that cat poo poo coffee? i bet u could make a killing off of fake selling that to millennial coffee aficionados
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what the gently caress op this isn't hard. dump the old dirty litter into a garbage bag and fill the litterbox up with clean litter. loving moron.
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Put a liner over your litter box. Then put a disposable litter box over the liner. Scoop daily. Throw away liner and disposable box every 2 weeks. This absolute best way to handle cat litter.
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with three cats over six days you've got like a kilo of cat-poop and cemented pee clean it every day OP, cats that don't have access to a clean litterbox just don't poop. which is great until they die, at which point your gf dumps you Toadvine posted:Anyone taught they're cat to use a toilet? That would be cool problem is that cats are very rude and don't flush
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i scoop the poops right into the toilet
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