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I want a Sea Patrol gangtag Also this poo poo is amazing, please post more
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Warning: Onboard Destructor is what I call my dick and also what I tell women before I put it in 'em (I switch "Destructor" with "Disappointment" tho)
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Dec 25, 2015 14:55
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gently caress YES helicopter jump troop with salt proof shotgun and baseball bat SEA PATROL
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Dec 25, 2015 16:08
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I'm still not 100% clear on what crimes these people being shot down have committed 
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Dec 25, 2015 19:14
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Everything is so rigorously labeled 
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Dec 25, 2015 19:44
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Hot Karl Marx posted:so is this guy for draconian diving laws or is it a parody of diving laws in the UK? Honestly it could go either way No matter what, he's jacking off though
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Dec 25, 2015 20:31
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Man gently caress recreational divers
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Dec 25, 2015 20:41
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I like how their submarine can walk on land and also they have tractors to collect that slutty unauthorized rec dive gear
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Dec 25, 2015 20:45
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Can any UK goons check the papers over the last few years to see if there have been any unsolved murders/ executions of recreational divers???
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Dec 25, 2015 21:15
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I wonder if Sea Patrol is at risk of any infighting and civil strife due to Enjoyment I mean, they all seem to be very good at their jobs, and all it would take would be one or two factions to start to enjoy taking the Walking Submarine out for a spin/ start playing with the tractor and all of a sudden the job has become Recreation... I'm worried about a Sea Patrol Civil War is what I'm saying
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Dec 25, 2015 21:27
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As soon as I get my av back I'm going to pledge myself as Official Friend of SEA PATROL, like if they encounter any mysteries involving PAWGs and they're like "Hmm, I think I know someone who can help us with this..."
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Dec 25, 2015 21:42
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What has to happen to a culture for it to produce someone like this? I bet Thatcher is heavily involved somehow...
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Dec 25, 2015 21:48
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 Someone cut that gif down and give it to the op for bringing us this magical thing
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Dec 25, 2015 22:20
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"a night guard routinely disposed of him" is a very unsettling sentence
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Dec 25, 2015 22:44
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Anthrovore posted:
Those are some tight, sexy authoritarian jack booties!
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Dec 25, 2015 22:45
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It's funny how mental illness manifests itself, I'm glad this way is funny and pretend murdery and not shoot up the mall kind
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Dec 25, 2015 23:19
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mike12345 posted:It's basically Star Wars, but with scuba divers. Mental illnes my rear end. If that isn't setting off your  CRAZY ALARM then I don't know what to tell you
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Dec 25, 2015 23:24
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mike12345 posted:I think you're a recreational diver. I did just buy myself a dive watch for Christmas... is it possible to be a Sleeper Recreational Diver and not know it? 
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Dec 26, 2015 00:34
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In the far reaches of the oceans there is talk of a Recreational Divers Rebel Alliance The Sea Patrol Empire begins to crack and crumble...
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Dec 26, 2015 01:34
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No that counts as weird
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Dec 26, 2015 01:46
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Still better than Ayn Rand
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Dec 26, 2015 01:52
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To be fair, this is more mental energy than most cops put into a situation before shooting some (black) one
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Dec 26, 2015 12:05
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The average citizen or Recreational Diver is no match for the Nazi Professional Scuba Divers of SEA PATROL! 
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Dec 26, 2015 13:51
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quote:The three new man-catching sentient-computer-controlled small missile-like planes called Autograbs flew into the Sea Patrol base.  SEA PATROL is really well funded 
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Dec 26, 2015 14:00
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It's literally used to collect Recreational Diver scuba gear to take to the disposal device So a bucket I guess and they take it everywhere with them
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Dec 26, 2015 14:10
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Who's livelihood depends on old boat wrecks other than opportunistic treasure hunters anyway? The shellfish I sort of get, but old boats?
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Dec 26, 2015 14:29
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quote:"One day when I went to market," said Frederick, "I went into the City to see what it was like there. Among the least likely things I thought I'd ever see, was 'primary production' on Threadneedle Street, but there were bombsite vegetable allotments there. I bought three young buck rabbits there for breeding, our hutch rabbits here were getting to need some 'fresh blood'. One of the men running it was staying there on guard camping in a room in a bomb ruin that hadn't been cleared away. He said it was strange being there at night when the City types have gone home, where all that high-stakes business and finance had gone on, and now in the wilderness which the Luftwaffe made and that big firestorm brewed up around Fore Street, super-expensive City of London land is open ground growing potatoes and cabbages and onions and carrots for the first time since Anglo-Saxon times and perhaps since Roman times. Ragwort and rosebay willowherb are real right pests seeding in there. Ragwort's poisonous and mustn't let anything eat it. Hutch rabbits are mighty useful turning old brassica stems and suchlike into meat.".
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Dec 26, 2015 14:40
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Dec 26, 2015 15:11
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No Diving Permit? Death by Firing Squad
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Dec 26, 2015 16:39
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Those sunken ships are how I make my living, gently caress those Recreational Divers! 
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Dec 26, 2015 17:23
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somuch_gravy posted:sea patrol or frogmen tags? I'm definitly on team Recreational Diver naem posted:This would be somehow less weird if it was fetishy and sexualized loving lol if you don't see sexualization in this poo poo- why do you think this thing is GOLD?
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Dec 26, 2015 21:13
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Bacon Terrorist posted:SEA PATROL thanks you for your service 
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Dec 26, 2015 23:00
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gohuskies posted:You know what happens when people who claim to have permits meet SEA PATROL? You sort of have to wonder about SEA PATROL's funding and methods when they're fighting guys armed with sticks with nails in them
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Dec 27, 2015 12:31
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SEA PATROL is really versatile, with their heli-packs and sentient computer drone grabbers for the air, their 18 Wheelers and earth movers for land, and their vacuum submarines for water I don't think there's anywhere to hide, I wouldn't be surprised if they had space ships tbh
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Dec 27, 2015 14:32
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Strategic Tea posted:sea patrol Who? OH, you mean SEA PATROL
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Dec 27, 2015 14:42
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Dec 27, 2015 16:33
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They have loving spears now too- check out that dude with the bat and the spear!
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Dec 27, 2015 16:37
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I'm still so confused as to who SEA PATROL is defending old ship wrecks for... who makes a living off old ship wrecks???
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Dec 27, 2015 17:05
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Why does SEA PATROL use jack-hammers on the asphalt and sometimes walls after a successful Recreation Diver raid?
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Dec 27, 2015 17:21
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