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TheBigAristotle
Feb 8, 2007

I'm tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money.
I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.

Grimey Drawer
My first election year in this thread.
Hail Satan

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TheBigAristotle
Feb 8, 2007

I'm tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money.
I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.

Grimey Drawer

Alfred P. Pseudonym posted:

No DbD :negative:

more First Dog :negative: :negative:

Hope you like words.

At least we still have Adam4d, for the time being

TheBigAristotle
Feb 8, 2007

I'm tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money.
I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.

Grimey Drawer

Hostile V posted:

AdamDDDD.png



Thank you for this thing I can use out of context, Adam.

Isn't that one of the Ten Things He Doesn't Want You To Do?

TheBigAristotle
Feb 8, 2007

I'm tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money.
I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.

Grimey Drawer

Nenonen posted:

Imagine that I posted all these panels into this space:
http://www.bbc.com/news/world-australia-35203722

Discuss.

First Shark

TheBigAristotle
Feb 8, 2007

I'm tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money.
I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.

Grimey Drawer
Bad news, God has nukes. Thanks, Obama

TheBigAristotle
Feb 8, 2007

I'm tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money.
I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.

Grimey Drawer

Lady Naga posted:

I'm also almost positive that's a repeat, I swear I've heard someone try to break down John 3:16 in the most obvious manner exactly this way before.

His front page seems to be a mixture of old and new, it's possible this one is real old.

TheBigAristotle
Feb 8, 2007

I'm tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money.
I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.

Grimey Drawer

Post 9-11 User posted:

It's been said before, but look at that caricature. Now look at these:

1

2
"Duh huh, that stupid Obama, suggesting we do things that increase gas mileage."

3

Jesus loving christ what happened?

Bonus "Because I don't want to, Greta" Donald "To the victor belong the spoils" Trump from 2011:


Giving credit where it's due: he hasn't changed his opinion on Donald "I don't want to use the word 'screwed', but I screwed him" Trump now that he's on Are Team.


You mean... people... should get paid for their labor? :crossarms:

I love this extension I have on Chrome that inserts Donald "To the victor belong the spoils" Trump quotes into all mentions of Donald "To the victor belong the spoils" Trump

TheBigAristotle
Feb 8, 2007

I'm tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money.
I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.

Grimey Drawer

Samuel Clemens posted:

Remember when this thread used to contain Hope n'Change? What a wonderful time that was.

1

Oh, Abrahamic religions.

TheBigAristotle
Feb 8, 2007

I'm tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money.
I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.

Grimey Drawer

Xander77 posted:

WWI / WWII food related posters.

My grandfather passed away at 90 with a ton of money, drove a Scion Xa, and got pissed if plates weren't cleaned. These are a great reminder of the mindset of that generation.

Also your avatar is endlessly entertaining.

TheBigAristotle
Feb 8, 2007

I'm tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money.
I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.

Grimey Drawer

Apple Pie Hubbub posted:



It was Ramirez's idea to choose a different Lincoln quote.

Now watch this drive.

TheBigAristotle
Feb 8, 2007

I'm tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money.
I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.

Grimey Drawer

Pickled Tink posted:

First Dog:



Edit: Occurs to me that people might need context. The current Government passed mandatory metadata retention for ISPs (This was bipartisan, showing just how hosed up our government is).

Link to a PDF listing all the agencies that have applied for access to the scheme: LINK


zakharov posted:

Does anyone read this poo poo

I've read it a couple times and found it interesting, but most times I just glaze over the wall of text. It's just too much. The dogs are kinda :3:, I guess. Which one is first dog?

TheBigAristotle
Feb 8, 2007

I'm tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money.
I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.

Grimey Drawer

Way late on this, but bless you, Rorus

TheBigAristotle
Feb 8, 2007

I'm tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money.
I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.

Grimey Drawer




Before this joke gets old (again), someone needs to add a final panel to this masterpiece

TheBigAristotle
Feb 8, 2007

I'm tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money.
I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.

Grimey Drawer
*Typical Adam4d nonsense*



AGC

TheBigAristotle
Feb 8, 2007

I'm tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money.
I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.

Grimey Drawer

loquacius posted:

Is the argument literally "you are not a good Christian if you have anything else at all going on in your life" because wow

e: seriously this poo poo is how cult leaders get you to give them all your possessions and cut off ties with your family

"But seek first His kingdom and His righteousness, and all these things will be added to you. So do not worry about tomorrow; for tomorrow will care for itself. Each day has enough trouble of its own."

So that's why so many good Christians are fat welfare losers

TheBigAristotle
Feb 8, 2007

I'm tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money.
I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.

Grimey Drawer

Pickled Tink posted:

First Dog on the Moon strikes again:



This is a much more bearable amount of words.

TheBigAristotle
Feb 8, 2007

I'm tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money.
I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.

Grimey Drawer

colonel_korn posted:



Imagine if you had company over and you had these two things on your bookshelf or coffee table or something and had to explain what they were.

Imagine owning these as coffee table books instead of Life in Hell books

TheBigAristotle
Feb 8, 2007

I'm tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money.
I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.

Grimey Drawer

Abyssal Squid posted:

So I paraphrased it from memory, sue me:


"God drat, what a prick" is what I think every time I see this, almost as if I'm seeing it for the first time. Ted Rall probably didn't have that conversation at all.

TheBigAristotle
Feb 8, 2007

I'm tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money.
I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.

Grimey Drawer
Hey, most of this thread! You have something in common with Jesus!


TheBigAristotle
Feb 8, 2007

I'm tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money.
I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.

Grimey Drawer

I enjoyed this.

TheBigAristotle
Feb 8, 2007

I'm tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money.
I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.

Grimey Drawer

E-Tank posted:

So has anyone told him that his cartoons come across as just the most blatant cheerleading on the face of this earth? Does he not realize this? I mean I can understand wanting to support your side and cheer successes but christ, saying that having a commercial break is key to the loving debate because it lets it 'sink in' and isn't just a 'oh and here's how we make money'?

Yeah, Animal Nuz sucks for this reason.

TheBigAristotle
Feb 8, 2007

I'm tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money.
I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.

Grimey Drawer

:vince:

TheBigAristotle
Feb 8, 2007

I'm tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money.
I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.

Grimey Drawer

colonel_korn posted:

Why whatever do you mea-



Gary Varvel chooses to look like this.

TheBigAristotle
Feb 8, 2007

I'm tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money.
I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.

Grimey Drawer

Moon Slayer posted:

rip in peace






EDIT:


Hello my name is Fiorina and I'm a woman bunny aaaand it's gone

TheBigAristotle
Feb 8, 2007

I'm tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money.
I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.

Grimey Drawer
Adam must be reading this thread, with a last panel like this. Practically begging for it.






BONUS RACISM COMIC! ...wait no, I forgot I'm the bigot.


TheBigAristotle
Feb 8, 2007

I'm tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money.
I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.

Grimey Drawer

Lord Hydronium posted:

Scalia was a pillar of the court and with his death justice has been destroyed. A Bad Cartoon.

E: Like, honestly, if I didn't know Priggee was liberal this would look like it would fit alongside those Branco & Ramirez cartoons. Not sure what he was trying to go for.

I can imagine him getting halfway there and realizing this, saying gently caress it, and carried on.

It's hard out here for a political cartoonist.

TheBigAristotle
Feb 8, 2007

I'm tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money.
I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.

Grimey Drawer

The cartoonist doesn't know how global warming works.

TheBigAristotle
Feb 8, 2007

I'm tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money.
I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.

Grimey Drawer
Looks like Adam4d watched this week's Always Sunny

TheBigAristotle
Feb 8, 2007

I'm tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money.
I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.

Grimey Drawer
I was thumbing through America: The Book and this old classic got me wondering. What is Tinsley's most outrageous actual Mallard Fillmore?

TheBigAristotle
Feb 8, 2007

I'm tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money.
I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.

Grimey Drawer
If yarmulkes didn't cover that sexy patch of scalp, who knows what debauchery would be in store

TheBigAristotle
Feb 8, 2007

I'm tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money.
I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.

Grimey Drawer

Rorus Raz posted:

Once again I cut out the middleman of having to read Adam Ford cartoons



PROTIP: The font Adam uses is Acme Secret Agent. Now you can make your own fun!

God drat this comic is an excellent hate-read. It's just so strident in its ignorance and arrogance, it's wonderful

TheBigAristotle
Feb 8, 2007

I'm tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money.
I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.

Grimey Drawer

Mordiceius posted:

So if 4D cartoons are just becoming this, can we just ban them from the thread like DbD?

Don't be such a wet blanket. Adam4D is hilariously bad, wherein DbD is just confusing storylines, the fuckbarn, and naked racism

TheBigAristotle
Feb 8, 2007

I'm tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money.
I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.

Grimey Drawer

colonel_korn posted:



Everyone is melting

How are u posted:

A grown man makes his living drawing this stuff

That background... :effort:

TheBigAristotle
Feb 8, 2007

I'm tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money.
I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.

Grimey Drawer

Rorus Raz posted:

Ford has launched an evangelical Onion-esque news site and today is just magical :allears:

Just look at this winner of an article introducing the site. I wonder if I can Poe's Law my way in as a reader submission :getin:

Sanders Immolates Business Exec At ‘Feel The Bern’ Rally

AGA.

TheBigAristotle
Feb 8, 2007

I'm tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money.
I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.

Grimey Drawer

http://bfy.tw/4YG3

TheBigAristotle
Feb 8, 2007

I'm tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money.
I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.

Grimey Drawer

How long until we see someone wearing fake hands at a Trump rally? You know, for the website!

TheBigAristotle
Feb 8, 2007

I'm tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money.
I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.

Grimey Drawer

Rorus Raz posted:


2
The "3am Phone Call" became a persistent meme throughout the election, and I believe it even crept into the 2012 election and has been brought up a few times in this primary. It's ultimately a cheap appeal to fear, but then again that seems to be the name of the game in American politics.


I love this because now Farrakhan supports Trump

TheBigAristotle
Feb 8, 2007

I'm tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money.
I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.

Grimey Drawer

Two things that stick out here:

One, I love the idea that Heaven would be this place of eternal bliss and not have jellybeans

And two, I kinda love how every time I see Reagan and jellybeans together, I can think about how Scott Walker got married on Reagan's birthday and celebrates his anniversary with his wife by eating Mac & Cheese (Reagan's favorite) and red, white, and blue jellybeans.

TheBigAristotle
Feb 8, 2007

I'm tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money.
I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.

Grimey Drawer

He forgot to add a bubble for Ronnie saying "thanks, mommy"

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TheBigAristotle
Feb 8, 2007

I'm tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money.
I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.

Grimey Drawer

Nice false equivalency, wannabe

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