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WarpedNaba
Feb 8, 2012

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What, no vegan comics? Boooooo.

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WarpedNaba
Feb 8, 2012

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We can still have Dick by Dick, right guys?

Guys?

WarpedNaba
Feb 8, 2012

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Aren't blood thinners like Aspirin, like, the worst thing to treat a hangover with?

WarpedNaba
Feb 8, 2012

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DbD is this thread's Nobby Nobbs, we keep him around to gauge the sentiment of the fascist right.

WarpedNaba
Feb 8, 2012

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zakharov posted:

Seven pages about a comic that isn't even posted here anymore. Get lives.

If we had lives, we wouldn't be on this thread.

WarpedNaba
Feb 8, 2012

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Klaus88 posted:

Nobby is too afraid of hard work to be a fascist. :colbert:

As is Muir, haha!

WarpedNaba
Feb 8, 2012

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Because he gets paid for that drivel?

WarpedNaba
Feb 8, 2012

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Regalingualius posted:

academics are rapidly losing their value...

Regalingualius posted:

he's a loving Poli Sci major.

One can't help but feel that he's proving his point in a most unintentional way.

WarpedNaba
Feb 8, 2012

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Stultus Maximus posted:

Well, Oregon would be the traditional location for that :haw:

It was, until some dumb kid summoned Satan out in the boonies.

WarpedNaba
Feb 8, 2012

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Samovar posted:

What was so awful about Dukakis?

All I can remember from that Robot Chicken smurfs thing was that he was 'outdated', but seeing as I'm a dumbass who drunkposts, take that with a grain of salt.

WarpedNaba fucked around with this message at 09:15 on Jan 4, 2016

WarpedNaba
Feb 8, 2012

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nobodyssweetheart posted:

Or all those heads were attached to Cameron's balls, too and we're watching the swing in reverse.

Can't be, not nearly porcine enough.

WarpedNaba
Feb 8, 2012

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Kinda going against the grain by giving the SJW a rack, to be honest.

WarpedNaba
Feb 8, 2012

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quote:

But the police have also insisted that many of the men had been known to them for some time and that they were not a group of newly-arrived refugees.

Wait, how does this make it any better?

WarpedNaba
Feb 8, 2012

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Well, you had me fooled there.

WarpedNaba
Feb 8, 2012

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So Justin Bieber's banned from Brazil, now?

WarpedNaba
Feb 8, 2012

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foobardog posted:

George W. Bush who dicked around in the Texas Air National Guard so he didn't actually have to go to war.

Didn't the Dub end up deserting from that one anyway?

WarpedNaba
Feb 8, 2012

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Particular terms for general inadequacy of social etiquette in society causes internet forum to break down into argument over semantics, news at 11.

WarpedNaba
Feb 8, 2012

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KiteAuraan posted:

I love the whole, "We're evil sinners so God is love by offering us salvation at all.". God creates humans with free will, but no wisdom, puts them in a garden with a tree, knowing what they would do, and then get's mad when they do it. And punishes them. For something he knew they would do when he set it up. If you take it literally, God is a loving cockhead who literally set our entire species up to fail. If you take Genesis literally, he should be the one apologizing to us for being an abusive psychopath.

Stop spoiling Vampire: The Masquerade, buddy.

WarpedNaba
Feb 8, 2012

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OldMemes posted:

America has gotten too dependant on drones, they need to make sure surgical strikes are, well, surgical, not "hm, the terrorist is here, I'm sure we can miss the wedding party if we're careful" strikes.

So we should spend a poo poo-load of money to improve our modern weaponry in order to make drone strikes really precise? I like the sound of this.

WarpedNaba
Feb 8, 2012

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The poor did not die for the benefit of the rich. No wonder they're steamed.

WarpedNaba
Feb 8, 2012

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poo poo-for-brains, brains-for-poo poo. The Tao of Trump.

WarpedNaba
Feb 8, 2012

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Spiffster posted:

In the not-too-distant future --
Next Sunday A.D. --
There was a goon named Raz
Not too different from you or me.
He lurked at an Awful message board,
Drawing edits and posting songs galore .
He did a good job cracking up the place,
But the artists didn't like him
So they shot him into space.

(LET MEEEE GOOOOOOO)

We'll send him lovely cartoons,
The worst we can sketch (la-la-la).
He'll have to sit and read them all,
As we check on his intellect (la-la-la).
Now keep in mind Raz can't control
If the comics begin or end (la-la-la)
He'll have to keep his sanity
With the help of his Awful friends.

GOONY ROLL CALL:
Spiffster! (Cheap plug!)
Xylo! (Hi, mod!)
WarpedNaBa! (What a cool guy!)
Moouuutthhh! (What a hungry one.)

If you're wondering how he eats and breathes
And other science facts (la la la),
Then repeat to yourself, "It's election year
I should really just relax!
For Politoon Comic Megathread 3000!"

You're pretty good :ocelot::smug:

WarpedNaba
Feb 8, 2012

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achillesforever6 posted:

I know someone who is pissed that we don't treat terrorists the way he hears how the Russians do things (ie kidnap family members and then send body parts piece by piece to terrorist leaders) :stare:

Oooooh. I thought you meant more 'Gas the hostages'/'Set up false flag apartment explosions as Casus belli for an annexation' kind of thing.

WarpedNaba
Feb 8, 2012

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Unless, of course, you're the kind of person that believes unrestrained rape and murder is a heroic ideal.

Which, uh, might explain a bit about certain constituents.

WarpedNaba
Feb 8, 2012

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Consensual sex with a member of your staff = Drugging and raping double digits. Nice to know, Drinky Duck.

WarpedNaba
Feb 8, 2012

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Can't help but feel this is mocking Enya's "Anywhere is".

WarpedNaba
Feb 8, 2012

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E-Tank posted:

The artist has gone on record stating that it is none of our business what she feeds her little dog who is totally a vegan.

Thankfully dogs are a bit hardier in that regard than cats, but loving christ.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xkR2XEYEFgk

WarpedNaba
Feb 8, 2012

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E-Tank posted:

Whoa whoa. Lets not make fun of trans people while mocking Vegans.

Gotta agree here. If you're going to mock trans, mock them without dividing your attention.

WarpedNaba
Feb 8, 2012

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Why would you slam a touchphone to end a call?

WarpedNaba
Feb 8, 2012

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Sarah Palin is stupid. An accurate yet irritatingly low-hanging cartoon. C'mon, Bennett.

WarpedNaba
Feb 8, 2012

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Wapole Languray posted:

Crossposting from the PYF Dark Enlightenment Thread, a Politoon brought to us by horrid shithead Sargon Of Akkad.

Took about ten seconds of squinting to realise it was INTERSECTIONALISM that was to blame. Wait, what?

WarpedNaba
Feb 8, 2012

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JosefStalinator posted:

Would be better if Donald "I think I am a nice person" Trump's was just a big rear end hammer.

Or a combat knife.

What? I've been playing The Long Dark.

WarpedNaba
Feb 8, 2012

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All those miscarriages do make him sound like he was the bottom of the genetic barrel, though.

WarpedNaba
Feb 8, 2012

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CrowsNestMutineer posted:

Unless, of course, your entire political strategy depends on people being gullible and ill-informed.

You can still manage that with the humanities, mind you.

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Feb 8, 2012

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Acropolis posted:

Latuff's take on the topic.


Latuff is aware that Y'all Qaeda would happily behead him, butcher his sons and rape his wife and children for the sole crime of being Brazilian and somewhat brown, yes?

WarpedNaba
Feb 8, 2012

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Now this is a metaphor I can get behind.

WarpedNaba
Feb 8, 2012

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Dr. Killjoy posted:

A duck not sweating global warming isn't too egregious considering the whole amphibious water fowl thing.

I dunno, Climate Change isn't expected to be soft on our quacky compatriots.

WarpedNaba
Feb 8, 2012

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This is cute, this is like the Prickly City of the UK. This quack wants to be Giles so bad.

WarpedNaba
Feb 8, 2012

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And we are at the point of no return, aren't we? In the time it took to convince the rich, powerful and evil that the changing climate would make their lives less luxurious the opportunity to dial it back enough to revert to pre-90s levels sailed right by.

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WarpedNaba
Feb 8, 2012

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Just give it its own thread, God Almighty.

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