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duz
Jul 11, 2005

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NoEyedSquareGuy posted:

DbD becoming outright pornographic instead of just unreadable makes the ban fair enough.

Bad Reporter being excluded from the OP is less forgivable.

Bad Reporter is best reporter.

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duz
Jul 11, 2005

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Samurai Sanders posted:

That's not what I'm asking though. How would, or does, the government know in the first place who is a Muslim? Did he or any of his supporters spend even a half of a split loving second thinking that through? I mean, if the answer is "no" then I will totally accept that.

According to JEB!, you can just tell.

duz
Jul 11, 2005

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Jurgan posted:

I've always been amused by how these phrases hang around long after their original meaning has become irrelevant. Like "rewinding" a DVD.

Do you not rewind your dvds before putting them away?

duz
Jul 11, 2005

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Says the man who called the person who said he was unfunny a pedophile.

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Jul 11, 2005

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Saint Sputnik posted:

RIP Alan Rickman and your long weird arms

That was Robocop

duz
Jul 11, 2005

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Fulchrum posted:

When he says Straightsplaining, LeJackal is referring to people telling him he needs to stop figuratively wanking off his guns daily, which he reframes as homophobia.

I know you say he's figuratively doing it, but...

duz
Jul 11, 2005

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prefect posted:

Because more money = better than.

His one Die Hard movie just can't compete with 8 family movies.

duz
Jul 11, 2005

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seiferguy posted:

I think Alan Rickman said that Snape was one of his favorite acting jobs (he certainly enjoyed it). I still haven't seen a Snowcake tribute to him, though!


Redditors will be quick to point out that in the last 30 years, Blacks have won the best actor award 13% of the time, which corresponds with how many blacks live in the US. Checkmate, liberals :smuggo:

They're not the only ones! ImgUr using 4chan to explain away racism: http://imgur.com/gallery/n8R8Ngp

duz
Jul 11, 2005

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""I don't want to see more women in movies" - A Woman" - A Man

duz
Jul 11, 2005

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ManlyGrunting posted:

Wait, seriously? :psyduck: I just figured they got snubbed, how the gently caress do you watch Straight Outta Compton and think "yes, it was the white guy who deserves praise".

It was the screenplay writers that got the nom, not Paul Giamatti.

duz
Jul 11, 2005

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Xenoveritas posted:

But that's part of the problem - each individual can opener is labeled. They're each labeled with a candidate's name, implying that there's some kind of reason for that specific can opener to be attached to that specific candidate. But as far as I can tell there really isn't, which makes the cartoon seem more confusing than it really is.

Does your mother pin your mittens to your jacket?

duz
Jul 11, 2005

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Apple Pie Hubbub posted:



There have been so many female presidents and Jewish presidents.

Correct, these people are speaking about a lack of diversity in media.

duz
Jul 11, 2005

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loquacius posted:

It must have been a while since I've seen a Dilbert because the number one thing that strikes me about this is how weird it is to see the boss in a polo shirt

Wait until you find out Dilbert no longer wears a tie but a lanyard instead.

duz
Jul 11, 2005

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Radish posted:

Yeah I have a hard time respecting it now that I know they resolve stuff with coin flips. :staredog:

You think that's insane, you should see what the laws are regarding ties in normal elections in some places. High card draw, dice rolls, coin flips? Sure, why not!

duz
Jul 11, 2005

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Cat Mattress posted:

And America hates unions because they protect employees' rights. Make no mistake here: when somebody says "I hate X unions", what they really mean is "I wish I got more easily get away with making GBS threads all over X".

Yep, so many when asked why they hate unions they'll say it's because they make it hard to fire someone, as if that's some sort of bad thing.

duz
Jul 11, 2005

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We'll be passing by it as I take you to where you belong.


Donald Trump's pussy approval rating with his pussy supporters went through the pussy roof.

duz
Jul 11, 2005

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loquacius posted:

Is this a reference to #ImNotKiddingMaddi? I don't know how knowledgeable Horsey is about dank memes

Yeah, that comic is probably referencing an internet meme without actually mentioning it. Horsey is known for his subtlety after all.

duz
Jul 11, 2005

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Fulchrum posted:

I can't believe they're seriously trying to defend him. Is their partisanship that strong that they want to pretend a man who justified torture because it works on TV was a great legal mind?

Edit: ah hell, beaten. Okay, who said the only reason the voting rights act was renewed unopposed was cause senators were scared of being called racist?

Yes, he said the only reasons representatives would vote for the VRA renewal was because the people they represent would be upset with them if they didn't and that that somehow was the problem with it.

duz
Jul 11, 2005

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CampingCarl posted:

Better to change history than admit a republican could be wrong in any way. Remember how Obama failed to prevent 9/11?

If Clinton was so good, he would've prevented 9/11 from even starting, don'tcha know.

duz
Jul 11, 2005

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bunnyofdoom posted:

by this point you mean since at least 1988. Probably before then top

Are you implying that Reagan might have lied about things?

duz
Jul 11, 2005

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cram me sideways posted:

Does anyone aside from the authorities actually believe this guy has ANYTHING valuable on his phone?

The value the authorities want isn't what's on the phone.

duz
Jul 11, 2005

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Jul 11, 2005

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alnilam posted:

That computer's coming a long way from not telling people where the last golden ticket is.

Well that would be cheating after all.

duz
Jul 11, 2005

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Monaghan posted:

I will never, ever understand the conservative logic of "well the rest of the world thinks this plan is bonkers, so it must be good!"

American Exceptionalism!

duz
Jul 11, 2005

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Somfin posted:

I'm pretty sure that's not how a dog would wear high heels.

Are you saying it'd wear one on each paw?

duz
Jul 11, 2005

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Takoluka posted:

With one left click and one right click, I can figure out exactly what that flag is, with no prior knowledge of its existence. Maybe you should try it.

Oh, it's the iBGDcZn flag.

duz
Jul 11, 2005

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Afriscipio posted:

Since I get all my American political info from the Poltoons thread, could someone give me a quick run-down on the whole Hillary email scandal? An American colleague of mine is convinced that it's the reason Hillary didn't become V.P. with Obama, and that it's the reason she'll lose to Trump. Is it that toxic an issue? From a distance it seems to be a huge overreaction and a witch-hunt, but I don't know any of the details.

So something she did as SoS is the reason she got SoS instead of VP?

duz
Jul 11, 2005

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Afriscipio posted:

But is it a campaign-killing issue, like on a scale of Watergate? 'Cause that's what my colleague makes it out to be.

Condi Rice and Colin Powell also did it, it was never brought up as a reason why they shouldn't run for president.

duz
Jul 11, 2005

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beepsandboops posted:

Rauner, right after Jindal and Brownback, makes an incredibly strong argument against states as laboratories of democracy.

Hey now, failure is an important step in scientific progress.

duz
Jul 11, 2005

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Rorus Raz posted:

Weird that these cartoons of a regular missile are showing a mushroom cloud

Can't any sufficiently large airborne detonation close enough to the ground cause a mushroom cloud?

duz
Jul 11, 2005

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stillvisions posted:

Now imagine that man with veto power at the next fiscal cliff.

Time works the same way?

duz
Jul 11, 2005

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Yeah, the GOP field is full of terrible options.

duz
Jul 11, 2005

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gnome7 posted:

I'm pretty sure the comic is actually referring to Clinton with the "A pathological liar" bit. She's saying Trump and Clinton are the candidates now and America is screwed, because neither option is good.

I hope you didn't lose your hat when the joke flew over your head.

duz
Jul 11, 2005

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Sinners Sandwich posted:

Why don't some cartoons appear in the awful app? Like the last Allie and are we gonna gently caress or what cartoon didn't load

Make sure you don't have Hide GIFs enabled.

duz
Jul 11, 2005

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El Scotch posted:

Oh boy, people are going to go apeshit over that first joke.

We have a right to bears and their arms!

duz
Jul 11, 2005

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Regalingualius posted:

Yet somehow they're magically able to train fresh Chinese workers from scratch without any extremely visibilized problems.

Probably because those workers could read. I'd link that article about how manufacturers in the southern US are having to use pictures to explain how to operate the machines if I could find it.

duz
Jul 11, 2005

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Cat Mattress posted:

I thought people would learn to stop letting the Internet choose stuff, after the first few Chuck Norris Bridges and Justin Bieber North Korea Tours, but no, they keep doing it.

Good thing online polls aren't legally binding and they can ignore stupid suggestions, just like you would in the real world.

duz
Jul 11, 2005

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Zelder posted:

counterpoint: have you seen people on the internet? anonymity has turned us into animals, you stupid piece of poo poo




i...i'm sorry. I don't know what came over me

If Facebook is any indication, it's not anonymity that did it, it's being out of punching range that did it.

duz
Jul 11, 2005

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Farecoal posted:

Oh no, fun, how awful :rolleyes:

Oh no, a comedy writer not liking low effort lolrandom humor!

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duz
Jul 11, 2005

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alnilam posted:

Ha ha, and who can forget that time Obama was reading a children's book when 9/11 happened, what a buffoon

At least that was an attack against americans on american soil.

Sinners Sandwich posted:

You think political cartoons in comic book universes would look like this when Superman didn't prevent 9/11


Dr Doom can shed a tear, but where's Superman huh?

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