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McDowell posted:Rey is the new incarnation of Ken Palpatine - like Kylo Ren is based on Jacen Solo I guess we're not gonna see Han Solo's kickin' rad sky house with the comfiest chair in existence, what with him getting murdered and all.
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Wait, "the comfiest chair" isn't just what he calls the wookie when they cuddle?
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New Sharif in Town posted:Wait, "the comfiest chair" isn't just what he calls the wookie when they cuddle? 'cept a chair don't rip your arm off if you put your boots on it.
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Volcott posted:I guess we're not gonna see Han Solo's kickin' rad sky house with the comfiest chair in existence, what with him getting murdered and all. The heroes to go there looking for some Macguffin so they can have a hologram of CGI young Ford or the new actor they cast.
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Jan 3, 2016 17:44
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McDowell posted:The heroes to go there looking for some Macguffin so they can have a hologram of CGI young Ford or the new actor they cast. This will happen. Even if Harrison Ford croaked, I bet they'd still do that Tupac thing where they cgi necro him and put him there next to Hayden Christensen and Frank Oz.
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Jan 3, 2016 17:47
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This happened to me at the end of the first season of game of thrones. My mom was interested I guess and decided I was the best person she knew to ask about nerd poo poo. Which is manifestly true but its still unpleasant to be typecast by your own mother. So anyway she asked a billion super specific questions and I hadn't read the books she was talking about for years. I had to go balls deep in a wiki by the end and couldn't stop crying. I ended up getting her back though, I've spent years harassing her about dumb bitch television like downton abbey. Every time something notable happened on the show I'd call her and we'd have a dumb bitch conversation about "omg they killed matthew, i heard the actor wanted out" and "mom I still want to gently caress maggie smith" and I presume she couldn't stop crying by the end of every one of those convos. Tee hee.
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I can't find this answer, but the movies don't answer the question : who is star war?
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Edgar posted:I can't find this answer, but the movies don't answer the question : who is star war? your mom lol your mom is a star
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Jan 3, 2016 18:20
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It got leaked by one of the Lego star wars upcoming games.
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Jan 3, 2016 18:21
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This video should explain everything to mom: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ZJZFI4tg0I
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Jan 3, 2016 18:22
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Really it's more a series of rebellions than actual wars. Except for the Clone Wars. Those were legit.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BN_Uwo4qQTM
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Jan 3, 2016 18:23
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Actually Luke Skywalker doesn't show up in the movie but his clone Luuuke
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Nathilus posted:This happened to me at the end of the first season of game of thrones. My mom was interested I guess and decided I was the best person she knew to ask about nerd poo poo. Which is manifestly true but its still unpleasant to be typecast by your own mother. This is every goon and their parents with Game of Thrones
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Jan 3, 2016 18:32
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Show her this video, OP https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FVzc20Bm8Xo
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Archer666 posted:Actually Luke Skywalker doesn't show up in the movie but his clone Luuuke AI in the robot hand that's driving around a lobotomized Luke.
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Jan 3, 2016 18:34
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OP grill her about u're real dad
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Bobcats posted:OP grill her about u're real dad I'm the dad, so no big mystery there I hosed his mother, many times, the OP
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cg-pnGFbwMQ
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My mother calls him Hans Olo too. I never try and correct her
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Op I had sex with your mom. Has anyone used that joke yet? Yea sex with me is a joke
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mad props to the goons ITT made it this far without dropping an N-Bomb
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out of all the dumb plot holes in the star war movie, the one that makes me smh the most is: why did leia and rey share an emotional hug at the end of the movie. they never met each other before. rey has no goddamn clue who leia is at that point
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Hammerite posted:out of all the dumb plot holes in the star war movie, the one that makes me smh the most is: why did leia and rey share an emotional hug at the end of the movie. they never met each other before. rey has no goddamn clue who leia is at that point The correct answer to everything regarding Star Wars at this point is "fan service".
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Hammerite posted:out of all the dumb plot holes in the star war movie, the one that makes me smh the most is: why did leia and rey share an emotional hug at the end of the movie. they never met each other before. rey has no goddamn clue who leia is at that point I imagine they spoke on the phone at some point while she was space driving back to Resistance base.
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Hammerite posted:out of all the dumb plot holes in the star war movie, the one that makes me smh the most is: why did leia and rey share an emotional hug at the end of the movie. they never met each other before. rey has no goddamn clue who leia is at that point Well you see Han Solo has just died, the movie implies he became a father figure to Rey and obviously has history with Leia thus they share a bond
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Hammerite posted:out of all the dumb plot holes in the star war movie, the one that makes me smh the most is: why did leia and rey share an emotional hug at the end of the movie. they never met each other before. rey has no goddamn clue who leia is at that point that's not a plot hole so much as a natural reaction in an emotionally charged situation
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Rey is Obi Wan's grand daughter.
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I read she was Darth Vader. Seriously.
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I think Han Solo mated with a bow legged black woman and give birth to Fin, it's the only hope
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Solo was sticking it to Lando's sister, Bleedo
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Volcott posted:That would mean he'd be sexhaving during the 80s. I don't want my dad to get AIDS. You can only "get" HIV shitsock once you let AIDS go fullblown that moral failing is on you Chafey fucked around with this message at 20:16 on Jan 4, 2016 |
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