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The 2 Corinthians thing would be almost sort of cute if it wasn't spoken by a cursed cornhusk doll possessed by the spirit of a fascist Oompah Loompah.
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Jan 20, 2016 05:06
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Was that Jon doing the Gitmo voice?
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Jan 21, 2016 05:16
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So the segment ends with Jessica asking the mayor if he'd be okay acting out the seal with her, he says yes, and then they don't move on to do it? That is not cool.
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Jan 23, 2016 23:49
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He had Harvey Fierstein-sounding Jewish mother too 
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Jan 27, 2016 04:21
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The problem with Vice President Elizabeth Warren is that then we lose Senator Elizabeth Warren at a time where we are at a real loss for good senators.
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Feb 3, 2016 05:28
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One thing Romney did right in the 2012 primaries is that he kept his eyes on the prize and went after Obama, while the not-Romneys sniped at each other and tried to bring the guy in second place down. They might rise above when they went after lazy black people or liberals or some other enemy, but quickly fell down once they lost sight of that. That's why everyone is having so much trouble. They're sniping among each other. Christie crushed Rubio, but it doesn't matter because the base doesn't want someone who will go after Rubio. The CNBC debate is the one everyone said they all won, and that's because they all spent they spent those whole time bitching about one of the enemies, the liberal media.
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Feb 9, 2016 05:22
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Those steaks were from a company called Bush Brothers. There's a joke there somewhere.
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Mar 10, 2016 05:22
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There are plenty of relatively new college graduates who love to go on "kids these days" rants.
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Mar 25, 2016 22:29
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raditts posted:I'm not quite sure how valid criticisms of some of his policies is "decrying his accomplishments" but po-tay-to / po-tah-to I guess. A lot of Democrats played up hating Obamacare. One particular whose name I can't remember ran an ad of him shooting a copy of the bill in 2010.
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May 10, 2016 05:48
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Why would the federal government threaten to withhold education funding? I mean, we consider it a bad thing, but defunding all those atheistic, evolution-teaching, insufficiently gay-hating, Obamacore-pushing public schools would just be icing on the cake for them.
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May 11, 2016 04:39
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Okay, seriously, where is this legendary Trump charisma that was supposed to be in that interview? It's not his confidence since he's hems and haws whenever he is confronted on anything. Just calling everything "So good you guys" or "loser/bimbo" doesn't make for soaring rhetoric. Bullies and shock jocks have to be at least slightly witty. I've heard Newt Gingrich described as a dumb person's idea of what a smart person sounds like, which covers a lot of people, but Trump just sounds really dumb. "How can you stay mad at that face?" *Looks at that face. Sees Tang-encrusted reverse-raccoon with puckered anus for a mouth and my cat's shed fur matted on his head.* Am I going crazy? Am I like one of those people who actually sees Michelle Obama as ugly?
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May 19, 2016 07:09
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Donald Trump is John Miller now, too. EFB
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May 25, 2016 05:15
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Maybe it's because I'm a white dude and I don't have to deal with the actual, physical violence that they've inflicted, but the non-frothing lunatics who support Trump freak me out so much more. Hillary is dishonest? Has he said a single thing in the last year that hasn't contradicted basic reality or something he belched earlier?
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May 27, 2016 23:16
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It's scary that Trump is leading in any demographic, and that one demographic makes him competitive in the race. Cmon, my fellow white dudes. You should know better 
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May 28, 2016 04:19
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raditts posted:Did they do one of these for Romney 4 years ago? I'm getting deja vu here. They did one for both candidates last election. The Obama one was narrated by Larry David. I remember the Romney one talked about a young Mitt catching the attention of "a local businessman" and then showing a picture of his father. Dr Christmas fucked around with this message at 05:33 on Jul 22, 2016 |
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Jul 22, 2016 05:23
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Maybe it's because I'm white and therefore not as likely to be physically attacked by them, but the frothing racists scare me less than the people who ostensibly aren't, but are okay with going along with everything that happened last week anyway.
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Jul 23, 2016 19:06
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coyo7e posted:What do you mean by "everything last week?" I apologize, but im not scanning I mean the general insanity of the RNC. I guess I can understand being caught up by a charismatic speaker. But I can't see where talk of Trump's charisma comes from. He just rambles incoherently, and "This thing will be good" isn't exactly soaring rhetoric. Even his initial comment about Mexican rapists was mincing and non-committal. And that's before you consider that he looks like my cat's rear end.
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Jul 24, 2016 20:46
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In the same press conference, he also and revealed that he thinks the Geneva Convention is outdated and that he didn't know who Hilliary's running mate is. If either of those things or the Russia stuff had been said in that speech by itself, it would be considered the du,best thing a presidential candidate ever said. Dr Christmas fucked around with this message at 04:34 on Jul 28, 2016 |
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Jul 28, 2016 04:19
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I remember both TDS and Colbert Report both doing a montage of pundits and politicians, ending with Admiral Ackbar, declaring that some political thing Obama wanted to do with Republcians was a trap for them on the same night.
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Aug 18, 2016 22:35
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Oh hey, these guys did this same song in Luke Cage.
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Oct 14, 2016 04:25
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@midnight is a rerun, so I guess this was planned ahead of time. They did something similar during the conventions if I recall correctly.
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Clinton tried to talk about jobs no one paid attention. CNN probably showed more footage of Trump's empty podium than anything she said, and and all anyone wanted to ask her about was emails. She talked about jobs at the debates, and none of it was talked about afterwards. Trump admitting that he stiffed the people who built his buildings, the same people he supposedly wants to fight for, and it got less discussion than montages of him sniffing.
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