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SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

I'm just up here all :canada: and :munch:

How many days do you think are left? My guess is 145.

Also what are your plans if you live in the US and you have to endure a civil war? Share your survival tips here.

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gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
nothing interesting ever happens
sorry

frenton
Aug 15, 2005

devil soup
theres not even slaves anymore how can we have civil war?

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

gary oldmans diary posted:

nothing interesting ever happens
sorry

Complacency is how you become the victim

frenton posted:

theres not even slaves anymore how can we have civil war?

Pretty sure the MRAs can teach you a thing about white male slavery in this post-feminist world

fat bossy gerbil
Jul 1, 2007

I dunno a war against MRAs seems like a pretty good idea.

frenton
Aug 15, 2005

devil soup

Picnic Princess posted:

Pretty sure the MRAs can teach you a thing about white male slavery in this post-feminist world

I don't know what any of this bullshit means

Conch Shell Corp
Feb 24, 2009

frenton posted:

I don't know what any of this bullshit means

It means these posters escaped reddit and are attempting their best comedy routines upon us.

clitical hit
Nov 21, 2015

Regence posted:

It means these posters escaped reddit and are attempting their best comedy routines upon us.

i don't post trash like that and i can't get my avatar to upload, this is bullshit

Microwaves Mom
Nov 8, 2015

by zen death robot
The only revolution in America is the TRUMP REVOLUTION BABY.

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
lets hug

Junkfist
Oct 7, 2004

FRIEND?
Invade Canada and take their wood for punji pits and kindling.

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Junkfist posted:

Invade Canada and take their wood for punji pits and kindling.

come here

Jukeboxblues
Jul 29, 2015


Grimey Drawer
I hope they have cool outfits

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Jukeboxblues posted:

I hope they have cool outfits

hug it out. sshh

Jukeboxblues
Jul 29, 2015


Grimey Drawer

Orkin Mang posted:

hug it out. sshh

Ok lets do it

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
mmp

Illavick
Sep 15, 2012

WHENA MINA RENA VATIVE
Every time you assholes make a thread about some inevitable catastrophe it ends up never happening. Stop jinxing poo poo.

babies havin rabies
Feb 24, 2006

Picnic Princess posted:

I'm just up here all :canada: and :munch:

How many days do you think are left? My guess is 145.

Also what are your plans if you live in the US and you have to endure a civil war? Share your survival tips here.

I'm moving to your country. I work in IT and already know the national anthem from hockey, so I'll be fine I think.

Ars Arcanum
Jan 20, 2005

Best friends make the best weapons
I will train my pets to be murderbeasts. When the dark days come, we will feast on the long pig.

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:

glowstick party tonight
Oct 4, 2003

by zen death robot
It all started when the last false flag was put into a museum...

babies havin rabies
Feb 24, 2006


Mexico would definitely try to take back their entire old territory. Viva la raza

Thots and Prayers
Jul 13, 2006

A is the for the atrocious abominated acts that YOu committed. A is also for ass-i-nine, eight, seven, and six.

B, b, b - b is for your belligerent, bitchy, bottomless state of affairs, but why?

C is for the cantankerous condition of our character, you have no cut-out.
Grimey Drawer

DMZ4Lyfe, Coasties stay the gently caress out or get blown the gently caress out.

pop fly to McGillicutty
Feb 2, 2004

A peckish little mouse!

gary oldmans diary posted:

nothing interesting ever happens
sorry

Yep. I used to think I'd get to see the end of days but now I realize everyone is a coward. We all talk big but drop a nuke once in awhile you stupid pussies.

Skinny King Pimp
Aug 25, 2011
Skinny Queen Wimp
how many days until the next general election because that's my guess

General Dog
Apr 26, 2008

Everybody's working for the weekend

Picnic Princess posted:

I'm just up here all :canada: and :munch:

How many days do you think are left? My guess is 145.

Also what are your plans if you live in the US and you have to endure a civil war? Share your survival tips here.

A Civil War isn't to be endured, it's to be savored.

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:

he's writing "bombs go here" over florida

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy
is the disco revolution finally beginning?

STABASS
Apr 18, 2009

Fun Shoe
me vs. all you fags

STABASS
Apr 18, 2009

Fun Shoe
nvm, thought this was the orgy thread

Sancho
Jul 18, 2003

When the last golden retriever is dead

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
What could possibly happen on May 31st to set of a civil war? SMDH OP

Spanish Manlove
Aug 31, 2008

HAILGAYSATAN
It happens May 6th, 2016

Thunder God Biden
Sep 8, 2004


Israel is not a legitimate entity, and no amount of pressure can force us to recognize its right to exist.



God I hope that NC squeezes into the UASR but I don't think we will. :ohdear:

Neutrino
Mar 8, 2006

Fallen Rib
China will invade us before a civil war happens.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=640hWUNYHgc

Speleothing
May 6, 2008

Spare batteries are pretty key.
Do I get to choose which side I fight for?

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

Speleothing posted:

Do I get to choose which side I fight for?

as a member of SA you've automatically been put on the ISIS team

a shiny rock
Nov 13, 2009

im gonna have a kickass fantasy civil war team

snuggle baby luvs hugs
Aug 30, 2005

Picnic Princess posted:

I'm just up here all :canada: and :munch:

How many days do you think are left? My guess is 145.

Also what are your plans if you live in the US and you have to endure a civil war? Share your survival tips here.

Lol if you think we're not gonna take the whole world down with us

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LGD
Sep 25, 2004

never trust an elf posted:

Lol if you think we're not gonna take the whole world down with us

Canada especially. We make up 3/4 of their international trade, have an insanely long and porous border, and their defense systems and military are thoroughly integrated into our own. A U.S. civil war would likely be absolutely disastrous for the world at large, but Canada would likely take some of the worst of it.

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