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No. 6
Jun 30, 2002

Scotch, scotch, the magical drink
The more you have the less you think.
The less you think the better you feel,
so let's have scotch with every meal.

:cheers:

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VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

No. 6 posted:

Scotch, scotch, the magical drink
The more you have the less you think.
The less you think the better you feel,
so let's have scotch with every meal.

:cheers:

I find no fault with this.

med school head
Apr 17, 2012
love the tape thanks for the memories op

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

dreezy
Mar 4, 2015

yeah, rip.
im starting to develop the slightest of beer guts so im thinking of switching from corona to whisky, whats the best value sctoch whisky on the market?

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

dreezy posted:

im starting to develop the slightest of beer guts so im thinking of switching from corona to whisky, whats the best value sctoch whisky on the market?

Bourbon

Dave_Indeed
Feb 22, 2004

by FactsAreUseless

No. 6 posted:

Scotch, scotch, the magical drink
The more you have the less you think.
The less you think the better you feel,
so let's have scotch with every meal.

:cheers:

Cool story, Hansel.

I drank whiskey tonight and I'm up late, pondering regally in my pondering chair. I watch pornography with the sound turned off. What have I missed?

Has a guy ever powered up like Goku before cumming all over a girls butt?

Are those ninjas loving that samurai screaming "AIYAH! AIYAH!" every time they spooge on her boobs?

Maybe that chick said something really funny or engaging when she took that cock out of her mouth for a second.


Indeed. *puffs on pipe contentedly as a grandfather clock ticks loudly in the background*

Virginia Slams
Nov 17, 2012
I agree bourbon.

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

germ x

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
rye OP

burbon OP

dreezy
Mar 4, 2015

yeah, rip.
i like four roses, is there any that tastes like that but cheaper?

No. 6
Jun 30, 2002

What's a cheap version of Ardbeg?

Haverchuck
May 6, 2005

the coolest

No. 6 posted:

What's a cheap version of Ardbeg?

http://www.mcclellands.co.uk/mcclellands-islay/

Crusty Nutsack
Apr 21, 2005

SUCK LASER, COPPERS


I once tried the Macallan Rare Cask and that was the most expensive booze I've ever tasted and it was ok

that's my scotch story

med school head
Apr 17, 2012
mckenna if you have to go bottom shelf, woodford if you can afford it, blantons if your ballin

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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dreezy posted:

im starting to develop the slightest of beer guts so im thinking of switching from corona to whisky, whats the best value sctoch whisky on the market?

Blended I enjoy Monkey Shoulder. Single you can usually find Glenrothes for pretty cheap.

dreezy posted:

i like four roses, is there any that tastes like that but cheaper?

If you're taking the regular yellow label not really. Evan Williams is pretty good for a cheap bourbon if that's really what you're looking for. I'd say spend just a bit more and get something decent though. Four Roses Small Batch, WL Weller, or Basil Hayden are always great.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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gargle chome posted:

mckenna if you have to go bottom shelf, woodford if you can afford it, blantons if your ballin

EH Taylor for that one step up from Blanton's. At least in my opinion. They're two of my favorites after all.

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
Scotch sucks.

BigBoss
Jan 26, 2012

by Lowtax
Johnnie blue is the best you can buy. I say this as a person -in the know- so to speak.

extra stout
Feb 24, 2005

ISILDUR's ERR
i switched to beer and havent bought a bottle of scotch or aquavit in a couple of years and im definitely going to the liquor store tomorrow you fucks, gonna try something new, maybe ardbeg as it's up there on the list of popular single malts ive still never tried

i should keep trying until i figure out what the cheapest bottle of scotch that tastes the opposite of red label is, no idea why they even make that stuff

olaf2022
Feb 19, 2003
Fun Shoe

Solice Kirsk posted:

Single you can usually find Glenrothes for pretty cheap.

please tell me your definition of "pretty cheap", as the cheapest I ever see the glenrothes is about $60 for their cheapest variety ("select reserve")

having said that, the glenrothes 1995 is my personal favorite but it's about $110

Cool NIN Shirt
Nov 26, 2007

by vyelkin
whiskey owns but I always drink too much unless I buy the half-pint or something like that.

Beer makes moderation easier but is too fattening and not drunkening enough. Truly a dilemma

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
Gettin drunk owns bones :cheers:

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

Nooner posted:

Gettin drunk owns bones :cheers:

Zeroisanumber
Oct 23, 2010

Nap Ghost
Scotch is good but overpriced for what you get.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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olaf2022 posted:

please tell me your definition of "pretty cheap", as the cheapest I ever see the glenrothes is about $60 for their cheapest variety ("select reserve")

having said that, the glenrothes 1995 is my personal favorite but it's about $110

Right around $50. But that's about what you're gonna pay for a decent single malt around here anyways.

Edit:
You could also try Akashi White Oak. That's usually around $50 as well.

Solice Kirsk fucked around with this message at 06:02 on Jan 8, 2016

Whiskey Sours
Jan 25, 2014

Weather proof.
Maker's Mark

Peztopiary
Mar 16, 2009

by exmarx
I like Laphroiag. 10 year is good, 1/4 cask is better. They are both essentially what you'd get if you took a stack of bog-mummies, pressed them, and drank the squeezins.

No. 6
Jun 30, 2002

extra stout posted:

i switched to beer and havent bought a bottle of scotch or aquavit in a couple of years and im definitely going to the liquor store tomorrow you fucks, gonna try something new, maybe ardbeg as it's up there on the list of popular single malts ive still never tried

i should keep trying until i figure out what the cheapest bottle of scotch that tastes the opposite of red label is, no idea why they even make that stuff

Ardbeg is my favorite, but you need to enjoy smoke and peat flavors.

dreezy
Mar 4, 2015

yeah, rip.
i like drinking but i dont want a beer gut. im too sexy to get a dad bod.

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

Whiskey Sours posted:

Maker's Mark

sup

Bilirubin
Feb 16, 2014

The sanctioned action is to CHUG


No. 6 posted:

What's a cheap version of Ardbeg?

Bowmore

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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Peztopiary posted:

I like Laphroiag. 10 year is good, 1/4 cask is better. They are both essentially what you'd get if you took a stack of bog-mummies, pressed them, and drank the squeezins.

This is the best description of Laphroaig I've ever read and I will be using it moving forward. I used to just describe it as drinking a wet medical bonfire.

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


ScrubLeague
Feb 11, 2007

Nap Ghost
Scotch and bourbon are both good beverages for when you want to unwind after a long day and then beat your wife and kids.

No. 6
Jun 30, 2002

What else gets you numb enough to dole out the punishments deserved?

ScrubLeague
Feb 11, 2007

Nap Ghost
Oxy

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

Genesplicer
Oct 19, 2002

I give your invention the worst grade imaginable: An A-minus-minus!

Total Clam
Scotch Whisky = Burned peat - flavored battery acid.

Irish Whiskey = Beautiful angels made of pure light and good dreams dancing happily upon your tongue.

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HATECUBE
Mar 2, 2007

im gonna have the last cup of talisker out of a pink plastic kitty sippy cup and none of you can stop me

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