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Buce
Dec 23, 2005

Blood is pouring out of my nose and I'm on subway. Please advise.

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TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

Use your finger to apply pressure to the nostril that is bleeding. Hold it there, and the bleeding will stop after a few minutes.

TwoStepBoog
Apr 12, 2008

scream "bomb" really loud

STABASS
Apr 18, 2009

Fun Shoe
Ask whoever's closest to lick it off your face

ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot

Cantaloupe posted:

Ask whoever's closest to lick it off your face

old-timey newspaper gal
Feb 23, 2005
ask a woman near you for a tampon and shove it up your nostril.

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

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Buce posted:

Blood is pouring out of my nose and I'm on subway. Please advise.

Kill everyone on the subway, the world must never know

Buce
Dec 23, 2005

A grandma gave me a hanky and I'm applying pressure as per thread advice. When I tilt my heads back it tastes salty.

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

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I hope you're not dying lol

vyst
Aug 25, 2009



Zzulu posted:

I hope you're not dying lol

I hope he is lol

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

No... the virus...

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
Drink the blood. It's good.

plehsistential
Jan 29, 2012

death to all avatar havers
stare at someone and do not break eye contact the entire time

assert your dominance

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
Scream "EBOLA" and spray blood on all those around you.

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice
maybe stop partying so hard??

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

start doing cartwheels and create a blood cyclone

Unbelievably Fat Man
Jun 1, 2000

Innocent people. I could never hurt innocent people.


Go left.

Seasonal Candles
Aug 5, 2015

Metaprocesses bloom like cancer, and awaken, and call themselves I
Ask your sandwich artist if you can include it as a sauce on your roasted turkey 6-incher

Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

You see, but you do not observe.

Did you happen to look at a ladies boobies? I've seen this condition in animè

MiracleWhale
Jun 30, 2015


explain to the nearest hot girl that your nose bleed indicates you're very erect, as she would know if she's seen any animu

MiracleWhale
Jun 30, 2015


Don Tacorleone posted:

Did you happen to look at a ladies boobies? I've seen this condition in animè

fuckkkkkk

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

Don Tacorleone posted:

Did you happen to look at a ladies boobies? I've seen this condition in animè

Buce
Dec 23, 2005

VendaGoat posted:

Scream "EBOLA" and spray blood on all those around you.

I didn't do that, Vendergoat, but ty for advice.

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
try sucking the blood back up your nose

ghosTTy
Sep 22, 2008

stuff soemthing up your nose, is this your first time bleeding kid?

a whole buncha crows
May 8, 2003

WHEN WE DON'T KNOW WHO TO HATE, WE HATE OURSELVES.-SA USER NATION (AKA ME!)
What if it never stops op what will you do

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Buce posted:

I didn't do that, Vendergoat, but ty for advice.

Your loss.

MiracleWhale
Jun 30, 2015


Nation posted:

What if it never stops op what will you do

die

a whole buncha crows
May 8, 2003

WHEN WE DON'T KNOW WHO TO HATE, WE HATE OURSELVES.-SA USER NATION (AKA ME!)

oh poo poo- stop the train

AKA Pseudonym
May 16, 2004

A dashing and sophisticated young man
Doctor Rope
I always held those kids who got spontaneous nose bleeds a certain amount of contempt. But they were children. What's your excuse OP? Maybe you should just get your poo poo together and stop bleeding out your nose.

MiracleWhale
Jun 30, 2015


bleeding from random body parts is for girls

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Buce
Dec 23, 2005

MiracleWhale posted:

bleeding from random body parts is for girls

Yeah

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