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Rolled Cabbage
Sep 3, 2006
I bought a kit from China and it just turned up un-broken, on time and with everything needed, including good instructions (in Chinese, but for best maybe). Maybe century of China is starting after all.

For Feng Shui chat, my partner is HK Chinese and the first thing he did when he moved into his dorm room in 1st year college was to pull it all out and rearrange it for better feng shui. Really he just made the room annoying as poo poo to navigate. No ghosts wanted to enter because they will trip over his desk, job done.

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3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

I don't need feng shui because really I'm stronger than any loving ghost, spirit, menacing energy or anything else like that. Chinese are just weak.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Tonttus, though, you've got to be careful with tonttus or they'll burn down your drying barn.

Booty Pageant
Apr 20, 2012

Haier posted:

If Guangzhou was bigger than Shenzhen. I looked at the photos and it's all flat, so I kinda lost interest to go there.

youre in the south so its gonna be p similar but gz is for the ogs

Blistex
Oct 30, 2003

Macho Business
Donkey Wrestler
Something interesting happened yesterday.

My father in law is out biking, enjoying the nice weather when a First Nations cop car pulls up beside him. He's about 4km from the nearest reserve, but for some reason they thought they should do some policing right there and then. They pull over, ask him some questions, realize he doesn't speak English, and then decide let's take him in to the station". So they throw his bike in the ditch, and take him to the police station on the Native Reserve. A guy I know who works for that dept (one of two white guys on the force) comes in, sees him and says, "what's Blistex's father in law doing here?"

They tell him, "oh we just saw him and decided to abduct him and now we are detaining him until we can figure out what to do." He tells them that what they are doing is technically illegal, loads up Google translate, apologizes and takes him back to his bike. He then stops off at my place and tells my wife what happened and apologizes to her.


oohhboy posted:

loving Nongs.

From the Chinese word nongmin 农民, meaning "farmer". Uneducated Chinese person, Chinese peasants, Chinese white trash.
"That stupid nong family is letting their kid pee in the subway trashcans. "

mrbotus
Apr 7, 2009

Patron of the Pants

Blistex posted:

Something interesting happened yesterday.

My father in law is out biking, enjoying the nice weather when a First Nations cop car pulls up beside him. He's about 4km from the nearest reserve, but for some reason they thought they should do some policing right there and then. They pull over, ask him some questions, realize he doesn't speak English, and then decide let's take him in to the station". So they throw his bike in the ditch, and take him to the police station on the Native Reserve. A guy I know who works for that dept (one of two white guys on the force) comes in, sees him and says, "what's Blistex's father in law doing here?"

They tell him, "oh we just saw him and decided to abduct him and now we are detaining him until we can figure out what to do." He tells them that what they are doing is technically illegal, loads up Google translate, apologizes and takes him back to his bike. He then stops off at my place and tells my wife what happened and apologizes to her.


From the Chinese word nongmin 农民, meaning "farmer". Uneducated Chinese person, Chinese peasants, Chinese white trash.
"That stupid nong family is letting their kid pee in the subway trashcans. "

That's odd. I guess there aren't many black people to pick on?

Haier
Aug 10, 2007

by Lowtax

Blistex posted:

Something interesting happened yesterday.

My father in law is out biking, enjoying the nice weather when a First Nations cop car pulls up beside him.

Super rude to treat their ancestors that way. They need to give him an orange and a stick if incense now or his ghost is going to be upset.

Blistex
Oct 30, 2003

Macho Business
Donkey Wrestler

nickmeister posted:

That's odd. I guess there aren't many black people to pick on?

They literally kicked all of the black people off their reserve because "black people would only be here to sell drugs".

Haier posted:

Super rude to treat their ancestors that way. They need to give him an orange and a stick if incense now or his ghost is going to be upset.

I used to teach for that reserve's board of education, and talking about ancient human migration to North America was a sure-fire way to get in trouble.

mrbotus
Apr 7, 2009

Patron of the Pants

Blistex posted:

They literally kicked all of the black people off their reserve because "black people would only be here to sell drugs".


I used to teach for that reserve's board of education, and talking about ancient human migration to North America was a sure-fire way to get in trouble.

LOL, maybe only group of people in America who are collectively more hosed than African Americans and still discriminating.

I've heard some Natives think the ancient migration thing is condescending or something. Could you elaborate?

Darkest Auer
Dec 30, 2006

They're silly

Ramrod XTreme
5000 years of native american history (that does not belong in this thread)

mrbotus
Apr 7, 2009

Patron of the Pants
Where were during the latest (European history?) derail?

Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012
US to conduct joint naval patrols with Philippines

angel opportunity
Sep 7, 2004

Total Eclipse of the Heart
https://twitter.com/PDChina/status/720612097936240640

Mr_Smashy
Aug 6, 2004

Blistex posted:

They literally kicked all of the black people off their reserve because "black people would only be here to sell drugs".


I used to teach for that reserve's board of education, and talking about ancient human migration to North America was a sure-fire way to get in trouble.

Which FN?

Marijuana Nihilist
Aug 27, 2015

by Smythe

nickmeister posted:

I've heard some Natives think the ancient migration thing is condescending or something. Could you elaborate?

lol where else could they have come from? Humans dont just spontaneously pop up on continents that far away from africa

ElGroucho
Nov 1, 2005

We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane
Fun Shoe
We should allow pandas and those deformed English Bulldogs to just die out already, its embarassing

Free Market Mambo
Jul 26, 2010

by Lowtax

Marijuana Nihilist posted:

lol where else could they have come from? Humans dont just spontaneously pop up on continents that far away from africa

What are you trying to say, their creation myths are wrong?

Mr_Smashy
Aug 6, 2004

Marijuana Nihilist posted:

lol where else could they have come from? Humans dont just spontaneously pop up on continents that far away from africa

There is a political element to it for some people that relates to claims over land. Being just another immigrant isn't as powerful a claim as being there from time immemorial. Depending on the person (what they know, what their agenda is etc...)you can have people from groups that pretty clearly had documented migration west (for example, because of the fur trade) claiming their group has been using the land they are near forever. That said, FN peoples and the various bands have a variety of takes on things like most other people.

Blistex
Oct 30, 2003

Macho Business
Donkey Wrestler

I'm still employed by a First Nations board of Ed, so I'll just leave that up to the imagination, but this has happened on a few reserves with common-law spouses (non-native) being kicked out.

My father in law was no worse for wear, and didn't really seem to care either way, but I'm pretty pissed that this happened. His only real interaction with the police so far was when an OPP officer let him and my mother in-law (pictured) sit in his police helicopter.

mrbotus
Apr 7, 2009

Patron of the Pants

Marijuana Nihilist posted:

lol where else could they have come from? Humans dont just spontaneously pop up on continents that far away from africa

I think some of them think that the whole "came across the land bridge" is offensive because it suggests their ancestors were stupid dumbasses who decided to squat on an icy piece of land for thousands of years. Although I think many got to the Americas by boat as well.

Power Khan
Aug 20, 2011

by Fritz the Horse

Darkest Auer posted:

5000 years of native american history (that does not belong in this thread)

There's your 5000 years, makes it totally legit to ask that interesting question.

LentThem
Aug 31, 2004

90% Retractible
Took a sweet photo today during my vacation in Japan

LentThem fucked around with this message at 15:45 on Apr 14, 2016

feedmegin
Jul 30, 2008


I love the grin on his face :getin:

Power Khan
Aug 20, 2011

by Fritz the Horse

feedmegin posted:

I love the grin on his face :getin:

Afaik the sex noises sound like it's violently throwing up.

School Nickname
Apr 23, 2010

*fffffff-fffaaaaaaarrrtt*
:ussr:

`Nemesis posted:

This post 90's beauty found this white devil to be irresistable!

:nws: http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=c19_1460586690

Edit: LL is still encoding it, quality might be worse than normal for a bit.

Friend sent me that. He has more, but he says it's a pain in the dick to export them out of Wechat? Dunno, never used it. I could try getting more if there's serious interest.

Haier's daily life.

Johnny Aztec
Jan 30, 2005

by Hand Knit

Blistex posted:

They literally kicked all of the black people off their reserve because "black people would only be here to sell drugs".


I used to teach for that reserve's board of education, and talking about ancient human migration to North America was a sure-fire way to get in trouble.

Didn't you also get in trouble for telling a class that native horses were wiped out, and there were none until the Spanish brought some over?

Blistex
Oct 30, 2003

Macho Business
Donkey Wrestler

Johnny Aztec posted:

Didn't you also get in trouble for telling a class that native horses were wiped out, and there were none until the Spanish brought some over?

I was teaching a lesson about human migration and one of the students said, "why didn't the native people ride their horses to go south from Alaska faster?" I talked about how horses had yet to be domesticated yet, and it would be thousands of years before the Spanish re-introduced them. We were having a really good discussion and the students were learning a lot. One rear end in a top hat kid (with about 5% attendance) ran to the principal to tell him I was being racists and saying their beliefs were stupid. The principal used it as an excuse to give me the required written reprimand that all white teachers need on their records so dismissing/firing is easier in the future. . . which they totally did.

Enough FN talk, we're here to discuss their ancestors. . . The Chinese!

computer parts
Nov 18, 2010

PLEASE CLAP

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
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did you know that the ancient chinese invented adidas sneakers

i consulted joseph needham about it and there is a taoist text that references foot coverings with strings on them, what else could it be?

ded
Oct 27, 2005

Kooler than Jesus

Looks like John Titor hosed up and went back in time instead of forward again.

este
Feb 17, 2004

Boing!
Dinosaur Gum

Fojar38 posted:

did you know that the ancient chinese invented adidas sneakers

i consulted joseph needham about it and there is a taoist text that references foot coverings with strings on them, what else could it be?

5000 years of shoe game

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Genesplicer
Oct 19, 2002

I give your invention the worst grade imaginable: An A-minus-minus!

Total Clam
I think this thread has run its course.

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