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FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005









here's the trailer

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WI3hecGO_04

Can we have a frank and honest discussion about what hot loving garbage this is going to be

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Putty
Mar 21, 2013

HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS

FizFashizzle posted:

Can we have a frank and honest discussion about what hot loving garbage this is going to be

sorry but you do not have my permission

The Human Crouton
Sep 20, 2002

I don't understand why they didn't cut Killer Croc from the movie once they saw him in make-up.

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right

The Human Crouton posted:

I don't understand why they didn't cut Killer Croc from the movie once they saw him in make-up.

He looks like he stayed in the bath too long and got really pruney

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
the shorts on that gal on the left are too short

Falun Bong Refugee
Dec 14, 2015

by FactsAreUseless
He picked that lovely movie over independence day 2. No wonder his son models girl clothes.

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec
It's going to be the Citizen Kane of movies

Olympic Mathlete
Feb 25, 2011

:h:


The dude front right looks like Ben Stiller playing Mr Angry.

ultrabindu
Jan 28, 2009

The Human Crouton posted:

I don't understand why they didn't cut Killer Croc from the movie once they saw him in make-up.


Snowglobe of Doom posted:

He looks like he stayed in the bath too long and got really pruney

Hey gently caress you. I worked hard to get in shape for that role.

Ahundredbux
Oct 25, 2007

The right to bear arms
'Damaged' forehead tattoo

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord
I'll reserve judgment until I see some CineD reviews trickle in. Maybe it'll mimic the cinematography of older films and secretly be a masterpiece consequently.

Jukeboxblues
Jul 29, 2015


Grimey Drawer
I hope the ninja is cool

Ahundredbux
Oct 25, 2007

The right to bear arms
its a comic book movie so it might be fun but it'll never in a million years be good, sorry

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

Ahundredbux posted:

its a comic book movie so it might be fun but it'll never in a million years be good, sorry

It will be snubbed at the oscars, i guarantee it.

Jukeboxblues
Jul 29, 2015


Grimey Drawer
I hope she puts on the mask and says "let me mask you a question" then she does some sweet shinobi movies, sheaths her katana and the person falls apart. The rules of nature starts playing.

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost

Ahundredbux posted:

its a comic book movie so it might be fun but it'll never in a million years be good, sorry

It's DC so it probably also won't be fun. It'll be a bunch of heavy pseudophilosophical poo poo and also Harley Quinn, the skankiest sex-clown.

fuckingtest
Mar 31, 2001

Just evolving, you know?
Right Here, Right Now.
This movie will suck, like, a suicide squad?

Falun Bong Refugee
Dec 14, 2015

by FactsAreUseless

Applewhite posted:

It's DC so it probably also won't be fun. It'll be a bunch of heavy pseudophilosophical poo poo and also Harley Quinn, the skankiest sex-clown.

Seriously, they leaned in hard on the skank factor.

Jukeboxblues
Jul 29, 2015


Grimey Drawer

Applewhite posted:

It's DC so it probably also won't be fun. It'll be a bunch of heavy pseudophilosophical poo poo and also Harley Quinn, the skankiest sex-clown.

Please read my previous posts and imagine them in the movie. I dare you to not get excited.

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

Big Short was good since it had Margot Robbie in a bubble bath.

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord
I thought Superman and Nolan's Batmans were good, I actually know who those characters are though. :shrug:

Never saw Green Lantern, this looks more promising than that at least.

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL

Falun Bong Refugee posted:

He picked that lovely movie over independence day 2. No wonder his son models girl clothes.

lol that you think independence day 2 could be better than this movie

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec
Hot Topic: The Motion Picture

nomadologique
Mar 9, 2011

DUNK A DILL PICKLE REALDO
look like kids in hoalloween costumes

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost

Gaunab posted:

lol that you think independence day 2 could be better than this movie

actually lol the opposite because Independence Day 2 will be many times better than Suicide Squad even if ID2 sucks fat donkey dicks in a bad way.

XMNN
Apr 26, 2008
I am incredibly stupid

Gaunab posted:

lol that you think independence day 2 could be better than this movie
it will involve more cgi and explosions ergo better

nomadologique
Mar 9, 2011

DUNK A DILL PICKLE REALDO
will smith has always banked pretty heavily on goofy action flixx to bring down those big bux, and w his kids spending a million dollars a week on crystal reiki healing daddy gotta score some bread

Jukeboxblues
Jul 29, 2015


Grimey Drawer
Oh and she can do a cool flip off a building and land with that awkward crouch ninjas use. You know, the one where on hand is on the ground and the other isoff to the side.

Falun Bong Refugee
Dec 14, 2015

by FactsAreUseless

XMNN posted:

it will involve more cgi and explosions ergo better

The fire in the first one actually wasn't CGI. They blew up a tiny model.

Jukeboxblues
Jul 29, 2015


Grimey Drawer
Whats her super power anyways? Just that she is a ninja?

XMNN
Apr 26, 2008
I am incredibly stupid
superhero films are alll terrible and there are far too many of them

just dropping some truth bombs up in here

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

nomadologique posted:

will smith has always banked pretty heavily on goofy action flixx to bring down those big bux, and w his kids spending a million dollars a week on crystal reiki healing daddy gotta score some bread

They should make a movie about Jaden Smith's tweets

Drunken Baker
Feb 3, 2015

VODKA STYLE DRINK

Jukeboxblues posted:

Whats her super power anyways? Just that she is a ninja?

i think so. she has a sword ipso facto SUPER HERO.

Like in the TICK where that one dude found a hand grenade and nobody would gently caress with him.

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

XMNN posted:

superhero films are alll terrible and there are far too many of them

just dropping some truth bombs up in here

Guardians of the Galaxy was a good movie to have on in the background while I was drunk posting.

XMNN
Apr 26, 2008
I am incredibly stupid

Falun Bong Refugee posted:

The fire in the first one actually wasn't CGI. They blew up a tiny model.
just to make things clear it was my sincere opinion that it will be a better film because it will have explosions and aliens and fewer grown adults in halloween costumes for children but grim and dark

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL
another movie thread in gbs? about comic book movies? This forum is great!

XMNN
Apr 26, 2008
I am incredibly stupid
its just a place to post things that you think about things or things that you dont think about things but that you think might upset other people and have a good time

satanic splash-back
Jan 28, 2009

Startling revelation: constantly thinking about children's stories and toys may indicate you are a child.

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Hector Beerlioz posted:

Hot Topic: The Motion Picture

Close thread, Goldmine.


Jesus, what a steaming pile of poo poo.

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Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


id vote for whoever promised to ban all superhero movies

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