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C. Everett Koop
Aug 18, 2008
hI I JUST WANT TO SAY THAT I'M PROTESTING AND BOYCOTTING THIS GAME BECAUSE IT IS NOT A REAL NATIONAL CHAMPIONSHP BECAUSE IT DOESNT CONTAIN THE TWO BEST TEAMS IN THE NATION BECAUSE OHIO STATE THE OHIO STATE UNIVERSITY ISN'T IN THE GAME THEREFORE IT IS NOT A LEGITIMATE NATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIP INSTEAD WE GOT A TEAM FROM A BASKETBALL CONFERENCE WHERE FOOTBALL IS A PART-TIME THING THEY DO IN BETWEEN REBOUNDING AND making GBS threads ON GEORGIA TECH AND THE STUPID SEC AKA poo poo EATING CRAPS WHO ARE AN OVERRRATED AND STUPID CONFERENCE FULL OF FAT UGLY PIECES OF CRAP I WOULDN'T PISS ON IF THEY WERE ON FIRE AND THAT'S JUST THE WOMEN I MEAN GOD FORBID THAT THE BEST WALMARTS OF ALABAMA HAVE TO GO YET ANOTHER YEAR WITHOUT GETTING THE WHOLE INBRED FAMLY INTO THE FAMILY JALOPY OR PICKUP TRUCK WITH THREE HUBCABS GETTIN' TEGETHER AND HEADIN' ON DOWN SO THEY CAN HAVE ANOTHER GROUP PHOTO TO PLACE ON THEIR UNWORKING FIREPLACE NETX TO THE PHOTO OF BEAR BRYANT BEAR BRYANT IS A lovely COACH AND INSTEAD OF SUCKING HIS DICK THEY SHOULD BE SUCKING THE DICK OF WOODY HAYES BECAUSE WOODY HAYES COCK TASTES OF VICTORY AND SUCCESS AND BEAR BRYANTS COCK TASTES OF RITUAL RACISM AND ECONOMIC SUICIDE I'M BOYCOTTING THIS GAME BECAUSE OHIO STATE WAS JOBBED BY THE PLAYOFF COMMITTEE AND BANISHED TO THE BATTLEFRAUD FIESTA BOWL NOT THE BATTLEFROG FIESTA BOWL THE BATTLEFRAUD FIESTS BOWL WHERE THE STUPID SEC REFS TRIED TO RUIN THE END OF JOEY BOSA'S CAREER BECAUSE THEY'IRE JEALOUS AND STUPID AND CAN'T APPRECIATE TRUE GREATNESS WHEN IT'S SHOVED RIGHT IN FRONT OF THEM OHIO STATE IS THE REAL NATIONAL CHAMPION AND I DON'T CARE WHO WINS THIS GAME THEY ALL CAN GO HOME AND PUT ON THEIR WHITE HOODS AND HEAD TO THEIR TRUMP RALLIES FOR ALL I CARE GO OHIO STATE GO THE OHIO STATE UNIVERSITY GO THE OHIO SATE UNIVERISTY THE GREAT EST UNIVERSITY AND FOOTBALL TEAM IN THE HISTORY OF MANKIND gently caress ALABAMA gently caress CLAMPONS gently caress BAMA AND ONCE AGAIN gently caress ALABAMA AS A TEAM A SCHOOL A STATE AND A LABEL BUCKEYES BITCH EAT MY rear end NASCAR

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C. Everett Koop
Aug 18, 2008
FOOT OUT OF BOUNDS

HANDS OUT OF BOUNDS

FUMBLES THE GODDAMN BALL

THIS IS SOME RIGGED BULLSHIT gently caress THI GAME

C. Everett Koop
Aug 18, 2008
bama wins dumb gently caress hicks get to pretend they've done something in life other than hate minorities whatever roll tide white power

C. Everett Koop
Aug 18, 2008
the only way joy and honor and justice can be restored is if that dr pepper rear end in a top hat gets decapitated right now on my tv do it you fucks

C. Everett Koop
Aug 18, 2008

SourKraut posted:

Why would you choose to go to Alabama for college when literally every school in PA is better academically? Honest question.

snow is bullshit and southern girls are hot

C. Everett Koop
Aug 18, 2008

SourKraut posted:

Yeah but within 10 years they're fat as gently caress and on food stamps.

snow is still bullshit tbh

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C. Everett Koop
Aug 18, 2008

NickRoweFillea posted:

someone make the stupid offseason thread so i can post football is gay

fine http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3759786

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