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who the gently caress actually uses this phrase?! Whistles are filthy loving devices full of saliva and bacteria! Also it should be spelled wissel
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# ? Jan 12, 2016 02:53 |
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# ? Apr 27, 2024 01:06 |
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i use it all the time after i wash the cum off you mom's face with a dirty old dish towel
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# ? Jan 12, 2016 02:54 |
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i like to say clean as a weasel. people think im quirky
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# ? Jan 12, 2016 02:54 |
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postnote: my first attempt at a "mom joke" (which are the loving worst) in 13 years
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# ? Jan 12, 2016 02:55 |
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I say that every time I get enema OP, don't judge.
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# ? Jan 12, 2016 02:55 |
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well op have you ever cleaned a whistle? WHen you blow into the cleaning pipe all this nasty poo poo squirts out of it and you hear just airflow. So clean as a whistle is a representation for the spooging of all the awful poo poo from the hole.
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# ? Jan 12, 2016 02:57 |
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i think that phrase was invented before people knew about germs. they probably blew each others whistles all tje time
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# ? Jan 12, 2016 02:58 |
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i was kind of picturing a scene from "deadwood" and "mom" just kind of popped in there... in retrospect i wish i had used the word "rag" instead of "towel", i think it implies a more vile form of dishwashing by hand (as a mom might be prone to do before getting a load in the face from a total stra... WHOAAA actually this premise is really disgusting and offensive.
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# ? Jan 12, 2016 02:58 |
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why is everyone degrading moms so much? it seems like the OP has real "mommy issues"
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# ? Jan 12, 2016 02:59 |
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i think the op needs to step back and make a reassesment here
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# ? Jan 12, 2016 03:00 |
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Enfield posted:i think the op needs to step back and make a reassesment here ya. when did it become "cool" to gently caress with peoples moms? this is civilization? jeez. how did we become so loving numb?
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# ? Jan 12, 2016 03:02 |
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I like to say things like "Holy Smokes" and "by George!" because I'm getting old and it just seems right
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# ? Jan 12, 2016 03:03 |
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op i think you should give me a call when youre ready to stop loving around and start taking things seriously
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# ? Jan 12, 2016 03:04 |
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you know how there is kids slang for #1 and #2 (pee pee and poo poo respectively)? i go to this mexican place and after i have the #4 special i always have to take a "#4" if you know what i mean, but its all in good fun. i guess the real question is; is "#6" something beyond that? like another dimension of human waste that cannot be described with the numbers 1 through 5? what did your mother do to you, OP??
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# ? Jan 12, 2016 03:06 |
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We need to spel things ezir
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# ? Jan 12, 2016 03:07 |
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Why do people say morning to you in the morning its like motherfucker i know what time of day it is ill be here all week folks
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# ? Jan 12, 2016 03:12 |
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Why do Americans always ask "how are you doing" when all they want is a quick "fine, and you" in response?
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# ? Jan 12, 2016 03:13 |
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RaceBannon posted:Why do people say morning to you in the morning its like motherfucker i know what time of day it is its usually short for good morning, so its always best to assume that they are wishing you a good morning instead of informing you of the time of day
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# ? Jan 12, 2016 03:14 |
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No. 6 posted:Why do Americans always ask "how are you doing" when all they want is a quick "fine, and you" in response? you are so broken and sad, i want to help you
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# ? Jan 12, 2016 03:15 |
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No. 6 posted:Why do Americans always ask "how are you doing" when all they want is a quick "fine, and you" in response? u can give any response you wish there are no laws against this
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# ? Jan 12, 2016 03:15 |
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No. 6 posted:Why do Americans always ask "how are you doing" when all they want is a quick "fine, and you" in response? the act of a simple exchange of words can foster familiarity even if the strict meanings of the phrases seem disengenuous
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# ? Jan 12, 2016 03:17 |
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quid pro quo, why does everone call you "#6" OP? did you do something on the playground that made your mother punish you? do sexual things to you? did she sodomize you?
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# ? Jan 12, 2016 03:17 |
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dad gay. so what posted:ya. when did it become "cool" to gently caress with peoples moms? this is civilization? jeez. how did we become so loving numb? gently caress you it's not like that, i love your mom
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# ? Jan 12, 2016 03:17 |
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dad gay. so what posted:you are so broken and sad, i want to help you Help me DadGay. I want to talk!
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# ? Jan 12, 2016 03:17 |
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Enfield posted:its usually short for good morning, so its always best to assume that they are wishing you a good morning instead of informing you of the time of day words have meaning, buddy
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# ? Jan 12, 2016 03:18 |
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RaceBannon posted:words have meaning, buddy if i say morning to you in actually saying bad morning. youve just made a powerful enemy
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# ? Jan 12, 2016 03:23 |
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RaceBannon posted:words have meaning, buddy if i say morning to you in actually saying bad morning. youve just made a powerful enemy
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# ? Jan 12, 2016 03:23 |
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RaceBannon posted:words have meaning, buddy it funny that people like you use that "victim" defense whenever you perceive the slightest insult with your underdeveloped sense of basic human interaction. if someone belittles you or slights you in the most unintentional way you make it your lifes work to "DESTROY THEM" with your impotent rage and passive aggressive machinations. you are the problem. not me. YOU.
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# ? Jan 12, 2016 03:23 |
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to be honest, people like you are worse than "No. 6"
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# ? Jan 12, 2016 03:25 |
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dad gay. so what posted:it funny that people like you use that "victim" defense whenever you perceive the slightest insult with your underdeveloped sense of basic human interaction. if someone belittles you or slights you in the most unintentional way you make it your lifes work to "DESTROY THEM" with your impotent rage and passive aggressive machinations. you are the problem. not me. YOU. you have no idea how many twitter followers i have, you better watch it pal. once they get a whiff of this oppression
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# ? Jan 12, 2016 03:34 |
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No. 6 posted:who the gently caress actually uses this phrase?! Whistles are filthy loving devices full of saliva and bacteria! no poo poo i thought that too and was like 27 before i realized what its referring to
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# ? Jan 12, 2016 03:34 |
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# ? Apr 27, 2024 01:06 |
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instead of saying 'morning' to someone what I do is clap once, real hard, right in front of their face. Really gets their attention, and people remember and react strongly to you going forward. Gets me a lot of respect.
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